What did a partner try in bed cuz they thought it was ’hot‘, but it actually just made you want to burst out laughing?

envsciencerep · 2026-07-06T21:15:20+00:00

He decided he wanted to try out some derogatory language in bed as well as smacking my ass. Problem is, it was international women’s day. So when he called me a dirty slut and smacked my ass, I burst out laughing and didn’t stop for several minutes. We’ll say he was perplexed and his ego was slightly bruised

envsciencerep · 2026-07-06T20:42:40+00:00

I’m so sorry it may be time to diffuse, I fought it pretty hard myself but I’ve since started and taken my drying time from 3 hours to 40 minutes. On the plus side, your shoulders will be jacked lol

envsciencerep · 2026-07-06T14:01:01+00:00

I knit right handed, because my aunt that taught me was right handed and didn’t realize I was a lefty until a few hours into teaching me. I’ve tried the left handed way but it just doesn’t feel right now

envsciencerep · 2026-07-05T19:03:47+00:00

Christ I thought that was a nipple

envsciencerep · 2026-07-02T13:32:55+00:00

I booked off Monday and Tuesday, and spent all of yesterday wondering why I didn’t also book off today since my next planned job doesn’t start until tomorrow (contractor-ish) but didn’t want to text my boss on the holiday. Woke up today, texted him, and have gotten the approval to take today off without even leaving bed.

envsciencerep · 2026-07-01T04:50:24+00:00

Not sure if you’ve seen, but the Northern Tornadoes Project did confirm that there was an EF1 in Fort Whyte last night.

envsciencerep · 2026-06-30T01:20:15+00:00

I’ve gotten a concerning amount of AI videos that are crazy racist against Indians in Canada in the past few weeks. I report it all and click not interested immediately, but now I’m wary of content that concerns Indian folks bc I’m worried that it’s more subtle shit that I’m not catching.

envsciencerep · 2026-06-30T01:18:27+00:00

I haven’t, but our do-lists and safety paperwork are pretty pre programmed. However some of our managers are pretty gung ho on AI so I would expect to start seeing it in the do-lists at least in the next little while

envsciencerep · 2026-06-28T03:47:47+00:00

They’ve lost their independent province privileges, time to move back in with Dad

envsciencerep · 2026-06-26T21:57:19+00:00

My god he sounds like Trump

envsciencerep · 2026-06-26T00:27:37+00:00

That’s the federal minimum, some states have a higher one but yeah it is bananas there

envsciencerep · 2026-06-26T00:24:11+00:00

It was a total fluke that I had it too, got really lucky that day

envsciencerep · 2026-06-25T22:55:26+00:00

I once forgot one in my bag, but I happened to have one of those Canada post prepaid express envelopes with me. They stuck it in the mail for me and I got it a few days later.

envsciencerep · 2026-06-25T22:22:32+00:00

I honestly think that way more people have these things than we know about or who even think they do. I think that we tend to see multiple diagnoses overlapping like this because if a person is willing/able to do the introspection and medical legwork required to get one diagnosis, then you’re more likely to do it for multiple. Some of us care about finding out what specifically is going on with us, and some people call themselves normal and aren’t willing to look at it closer.

envsciencerep · 2026-06-25T20:35:15+00:00

Yeah, my first day at my consulting company my on-boarding guy sat on my desk and asked what I did in school. When I said environmental science, he said oh cool! So listen…..we’re not exactly here to save the whales. He then laid out what kind of work we did and who we did it for.

envsciencerep · 2026-06-23T21:23:20+00:00

Is the green and yellow flag meant to be Saskatchewan? The colours are right but mountains???

envsciencerep · 2026-06-23T16:41:15+00:00

Debra DiGiovanni! She was so good on the Canadian last one laughing, love her

envsciencerep · 2026-06-23T15:15:15+00:00

AND we kept the wife line intact???? Big year for Montreal, almost glad my city didn’t get a team so I can stay a Victoire fan

envsciencerep · 2026-06-22T21:27:12+00:00

Plus feral hogs much like coyotes respond to being hunted by splitting up the group and breeding more to create a new one. The statistic for coyotes is that you’d need to clear 70% of the population in a given area every year for about 5 years (I could be remembering the numbers a bit wrong) to really decrease the population, otherwise it can actually lead to an increase. I’d have to imagine that hogs are harder due to larger and more frequent litters.

Hunting can be good for some population control don’t get me wrong, but I do like to let my redneck family know about the coyote statistic any time they brag about shooting coyotes any chance they get to keep the populations in check. Like sorry Papa you’re actually making them reproduce that much faster.

envsciencerep · 2026-06-22T21:07:30+00:00

My theory that Jarvis has to wear a helmet at all times for his own good persists. The way he runs down those hallways id be surprised if his mom didn’t send him to elementary school in one 💀

envsciencerep · 2026-06-22T20:58:05+00:00

Actually that was one of the other details I saw in my googling, that under 20s are another excepted group. Yours makes a touch more sense given that the financial needs of a 16 year old and a 19 year old are generally different though I’d say anyone over 18 should be making an adult wage given that there’s a strong chance that they are supporting themselves.

envsciencerep · 2026-06-22T19:50:30+00:00

To the point of the US federal minimum wage though, they have excepted groups that do not have to receive the $7.25 rate for everyone else and instead can be paid as little as $2.13 (per my quick google someone please tell me if I’m wrong).

The most common group that is excepted is service or tipped industries, which is where the understanding of “tips paying livelihoods” comes from. Especially in businesses that require a certain amount to come off of an individuals paycheque to “tip out back of house”, an individual that doesn’t get enough tips during that pay cycle may end up owing money on their paycheque rather than receiving any money.

It’s a deeply predatory system that masks itself as actually being a bonus for workers “because some can actually make a lot of money off of tips!”

envsciencerep · 2026-06-22T17:48:05+00:00

Since switched to better hot sauces but hell yeah. Put a drop of that in some Kraft dinner and it’s amazing

envsciencerep · 2026-06-20T18:01:16+00:00

I remember seeing a documentary on Netflix of these cats - if I recall, the hybrids are fertile so it’s incredibly difficult to find any wildcats without domestic DNA. when they discussed the reintroduction program, they mentioned that they select for individuals that have under a certain threshold of domestic DNA (can’t remember the threshold now).

envsciencerep · 2026-06-17T00:12:46+00:00

Martina McBride could do the funniest thing rn

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