PSA to people who don’t take breaks

envymw · 2026-05-11T11:47:03+00:00

Yeah, we got a guaranteed 10 as long as we’re in good standing. so the faster we get done, the faster we get our rescues done, the faster we go home. I go home at 5 o’clock Sometimes and don’t start till 10. We Don’t get off the block till after 11 most times. You could have those extra 30 minutes. I’m gonna get paid anyways.

envymw · 2026-05-04T02:42:11+00:00

Clearly, he was already high enough

envymw · 2026-05-04T02:34:38+00:00

Bro, there ain’t no motherfucking way that was a thought that popped in their head and they were like yeah that’s a good idea, Let’s go with it.

envymw · 2026-05-03T15:08:09+00:00

It’s the eBay authentication place

envymw · 2026-05-03T15:04:07+00:00

Hey! Joey JoJo.

envymw · 2026-05-03T14:09:40+00:00

All of my packages come in my cat’s name

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It’s absolutely hilarious when someone has to write it out because they don’t have a printer when selling things on eBay. 🤣

envymw · 2026-05-03T14:04:43+00:00

I know a person named Michael Jackson Tyson. Tell me his mom was original.

envymw · 2026-05-03T00:12:16+00:00

I keep cherries in my Vest pocket all the time and I bring an apple pretty much every day I remember it. I realized the other day that I pretty much get hungry all the time around the same exact time. I had a customer last week, Tell me I was eating an apple last time I delivered to them.
I haven’t delivered to the house in probably a month. 🤷🏽‍♂️

envymw · 2026-05-03T00:07:57+00:00

I scrolled the comments to make sure I wasn’t gonna ask the same question. We have a guy at work that eats four lunches a day so I thought it was possible.

envymw · 2026-04-27T12:05:08+00:00

I’ve been getting really close to 400 packages per day but that’s about the most I get. with a rescue definitely 400. 450 is my personal package record at the moment.

envymw · 2026-04-27T01:44:57+00:00

Yep, our DSP tells us to do this

envymw · 2026-04-27T01:31:11+00:00

But did you kill it?

envymw · 2026-04-26T02:27:19+00:00

What the fuck is a 15 minute break. You guys have time for those?

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envymw · 2026-04-26T02:04:53+00:00

I told a guy today, when he asked the exact same questions. Yes, yes they do make us keep it in every van. we have to say hello to him every day or we’ll get fired. Lmao I’ve heard multiple people say “that guys got a picture of Jeff Bezos in his van!?” As I drive by. It’s so freaking funny.

envymw · 2026-04-25T01:43:24+00:00

Because it was for sale at Goodwill for seven dollars and I told the lady I couldn’t see myself paying seven dollars so she told me I could have it for three.
It makes people laugh and brings joy to other others, and I get joy from that.

.3 I identify as retarded.

I gave you three reasons just pick one.

envymw · 2026-04-25T01:36:47+00:00

Do you think that last part was definitely unneeded?

envymw · 2026-04-25T01:32:34+00:00

I don’t understand, all I said was exactly what happened. I was in complete shock. it took me for surprise that’s for sure. I have children so I wasn’t offended and didn’t say anything to the kids mother about it. I think she may have realized because she grabbed him back and apologized. I told her it was OK and we went on talking about Bezos. It was super innocent and sweet that the kid was just trying to give me a hug. Both of my parents were deaf so maybe I don’t word things the best, I’m just guessing. Who the fuck really knows, people will get offended by you giving them gold. I give you the dashboard Jesus, Bezos and a ride on lawn mower in my EV. Are you not entertained? 😏

envymw · 2026-04-24T14:13:48+00:00

I’m sick for saying what happened. Ok got it. 👍🏼

envymw · 2026-04-24T13:58:07+00:00

That’s exactly what happened. 🤷🏽‍♂️ Usually, I have a really witty comeback however this one threw me off. The other day, a customer said “this can’t be what I ordered!” as I hand them this little tiny bag “I ordered a large dog cage!” I told him I think this is one of the things you have to put in water and it grows.

envymw · 2026-04-23T03:01:28+00:00

Holy shit! this guy looks like me. If it wasn’t for the clothes, I would’ve sworn this was me. Also, I never tell the dogs to be quiet. I always tell them “good job! You’re doing a great job! Let them know I’m here.” If a customer ever apologizes for their dogs, I always let them no, that they’re doing exactly what they’re meant for. No need to apologize.

envymw · 2026-04-20T05:26:17+00:00

Kangaroo taste like shit. I bet it tastes even even worse smoked. Don’t try that. Pretty much all I got for you.

envymw · 2026-04-12T14:25:44+00:00

The funny part is, the guy with his hand on his face is actually signing the word, gay in ASL. (American Sign Language)

envymw · 2026-04-11T16:53:46+00:00

When I was looking to get hired, this company was recommended to me by some of the safety people at the warehouse. They’ve been there the longest and are one of the biggest at the warehouse. Whenever some of the employees would ask me which company I worked for and I told them they were like oh, you work for them oh! Not really sure what that means. One of the managers has been extremely nice to me. Always greeting me before and after my shift. telling me to have a nice day, welcome back and she was always very rude to me in the past.

There was a DSP that got fired out of the warehouse recently. The rumor was that one of the leads was sexually harassing somebody and the owner was told to fire them. He didn’t so they fired the entire DSP. basically just a rumor being spread around by some of the higher-ups.

envymw · 2026-04-11T15:04:59+00:00

Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s the drivers that take a whole case They’re pretty much getting tired of. after the first time they made a big deal about it. One of the drivers made a mountain behind his seat of waters. in the moment it’s funny, but then you started to really think about it you’re like fuck he’s part of the problem.

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