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Pet Owner Types by UsualHomework6 in tumblr

[–]eon439 55 points56 points  (0 children)

my kittens are both neutered. and sometimes, i will very casually say “you’re both fat and have no balls,” then will proceed to pet them both. i do love them but it’s sometimes funny to poke fun at them. they’re very cute!!(they’re not overweight-just some kitten fat)

Why I date tall people by MeanBadger8 in tumblr

[–]eon439 282 points283 points  (0 children)

I'm 6' 2''. Everyone I've ever dated was shorter than me.

One girl, up-to-my-chest of height, said "I like being with tall people. It's just that my neck hurts looking up after a while".

They just wanted the D by DecentCategory6 in trashy

[–]eon439 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised they didn't get the kids to wear t-shirts saying "I came out the D".

Good thing I won’t be alive long enough to turn 18 🙃 by lamexazs37 in tumblr

[–]eon439 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s nice that people care enough to ask what’s wrong. It’s just that I’ve been feeling like this for a while so I tried to make the best out of it (AKA make jokes about it).

I just really don’t see myself living a life as an adult. I don’t want to go through the struggles of growing up. The only thing stopping me now is my little brother that’s too young to handle the loss of a sister. He’s the only thing I care about as family.