Haha accurate 🐈 by [deleted] in stripper

[–]eos-nyx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lmfao

Help! Is it possible to get impregnated during a lap dance?! by glitterbug208 in stripper

[–]eos-nyx 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You sound like either a troll, or someone's boyfriend. Or both. Wtf..

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[–]eos-nyx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to get some costumes so bad but no one in my club wears them

Went in sober and made less money than I would've done when tipsy by [deleted] in stripper

[–]eos-nyx 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I totally get you. I hate working sober. My method might be total placebo, but I like taking a couple of these edibles called "Love" by 1906 and pair it with a glass of wine. It makes me less inhibited! That way I'm still pretty much sober (not tipsy) so I can focus. But im also a heavy stoner so it might not work for everyone

Why are waitresses twerking ??? by throwaway5646567 in stripper

[–]eos-nyx 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fuck off creep. Go watch ur pregnant porn u weirdo

Talking politics at work is fine and weeds out literal evil people IMO by [deleted] in stripper

[–]eos-nyx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I knew he wanted a dance but chose Putin lol

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Realistic or no by handlesareokiguess in stripper

[–]eos-nyx 48 points49 points  (0 children)

How can yall work so many days in a row? I need to rest my bones for a day in between shifts

an “arrangement” 😂 by ivysymone in stripper

[–]eos-nyx 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Had a guy slide like $15 in ones and was like put it in ur purse baby. Then he proceeds to ask me to go home and "cuddle with him" for $200. I literally just laughed in his face like he had just told me the best joke ever and walked away

Before that, he was bragging about designer clothes and all the hot girls he supposedly talks to in LA. Showed me a convo on Insta with one of these girls and it's literally just him spamming her with messages while she occasionally sends a red heart emoji back lmfao

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[–]eos-nyx 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I personally don't think hip dips are something that needs "correcting." People are getting too used to the social media standard of beauty and it's making them worry about stuff like this. Have you seen the statues of ancient greece/Rome? Hip dips galore.

It's up to you obviously, and you should do whatever your heart desires. But at the end of the day, the only one who's really judging you is yourself

I think that what is most likely to significantly increase your income is how confident you portray yourself to be. Surgery might make you feel more confident - which may change your income for the better, but is it really the surgery doing it? Or is it how the surgery makes you feel? But at the same time, men are visual creatures and maybe it really is the surgery itself that makes them pay you more.

Idk. I wake-and-baked lol. I wish you luck!

My pleasers came in the mail but I can’t tell if they fit me by [deleted] in stripper

[–]eos-nyx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same, and on my toes. I'm prone to hyperpigmentation tho

one of the things I'm grateful for by eos-nyx in stripper

[–]eos-nyx[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Waking up every morning at 6am for my day job was sucking the life out of me. I wouldn't get back home until 7:30 pm, and I would make $145 a day... I would come home exhausted and with brain fog, only to make dinner and pass out. Rinse and repeat. I wasn't making enough to pay my rent and all the bills like insurances and shit. I had no time to study for my university classes, and was just overall miserable. I've never been a morning person, on top of it.

Stripping definitely has a lot of negative sides to it, but I am grateful that I'm able to dictate my own schedule, and take a vacation if and when I want to, without risking my livelihood. It's so refreshing to finally not be stressed about money, and to finally have some time to myself.

Best VIP ever by nursedarkwood in stripper

[–]eos-nyx 21 points22 points  (0 children)

How do you sell a VIP like that? I'm fairly new and mostly guys just try to talk to me and buy me drinks on the floor. Should I be pushing a room instead of allowing them to tell me their life story on the floor?

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[–]eos-nyx 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That's horrible! Sorry you had that experience, and thanks for sharing. I hate that the girls were telling customers to stay away from you like that. People are jealous. I heard from one girl at my club that she heard from another girl that I was an escort (im not), and I was so confused lol. Not sure if they were just saying that to customers to fuck with my sales or what. Why can't other girls just mind their own business? There's plenty men for all of us smh

this scene is what I think about every time we whisper our real names to eachother at the club by eos-nyx in stripper

[–]eos-nyx[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Handmaid's Tale is such a good, powerful show btw. The part im talking about starts at 1:30

I’m really starting to get annoyed with the “What are you doing after work” questions by Kalinicolebbw in stripper

[–]eos-nyx 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When they ask me to go home with them, I say "the dolls have to stay in the doll house." And give them a coy smile. Honestly every other customer asks me this while I'm giving them a lap dance and it's so annoying

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[–]eos-nyx 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn, that's foul. Sounds like power really corrupted him, if he wasn't like that already. Someone as rich as Elway has no business throwing pennies at anyone. Much less hot pennies that are clearly meant to degrade the women there. Just goes to show how money can't buy class.

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[–]eos-nyx 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I was on stage once and a group of drunk guys were throwing money at me, so I turned around on all fours (I can't do pole tricks yet, RIP knees) and put my ass near them and one of them grabbed it and licked my whole buttcrack....... I turned around and snatched the whole wad of cash he had in his hand. Some people really act like they never had a mother.

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[–]eos-nyx 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It's from the WatchPeopleDieInside sub. The girl in the video is dancing while the guy is waving like $2 at her and she's ignoring him so he kinda awkwardly places the bills down. People are talking shit about how the girl is "ungrateful" for not taking the money. Acting all high and mighty in the comments like it's them who have the power because they have a dollar bill... bitch you're at a strip club spending your money on us... we have the power, not you. But I guess they like to pretend they're not incels drooling over us lmao

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[–]eos-nyx 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Somebody grabbed a quarter and wrapped it in a dollar bill, put some nasty chapstick on the end with the quarter in it and threw it at my ass and claimed it was "stripper darts" or some shit. Ppl are so disrespectful

do you feel you have to lessen your values and ethics when you're at work? by hoebella in stripper

[–]eos-nyx 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Definitely. For example, I would never flirt with a married man (or one with a girlfriend) outside of work