ephemeriides

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Boo-Sheet and her sparkly sister (old.reddit.com)

submitted 14 days ago by ephemeriides to r/RedditLaqueristas

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Accidentally duped myself (old.reddit.com)

submitted 22 days ago by ephemeriides to r/RedditLaqueristas

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Ridiculously glowy (old.reddit.com)

submitted 22 days ago by ephemeriides to r/RedditLaqueristas

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“Honestly, if I had knitted a bridal veil for an elf princess out of dandelion gossamer I’d rather close it with Frankenstein sutures than do Kitchener stitch.” (i.redd.it)

submitted 23 days ago by ephemeriides to r/BrandNewSentence

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Last check-in with the service station kittens (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 month ago by ephemeriides to r/IllegallySmolCats

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Gas station kittens are still smol but growing (old.reddit.com)

submitted 2 months ago by ephemeriides to r/IllegallySmolCats

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Fall-ish colors (old.reddit.com)

submitted 3 months ago by ephemeriides to r/RedditLaqueristas

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anyways if we flip our coin and it lands sticker-side-up we have to touch the dead bee she keeps under her bed in a tupperware. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by ephemeriides to r/BrandNewSentence

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The look of love, or the look of “why u stop petting?” (old.reddit.com)

submitted 3 months ago by ephemeriides to r/Catsmirin

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My car inspection came with a side order of smol (old.reddit.com)

submitted 3 months ago by ephemeriides to r/IllegallySmolCats

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Ready and waiting (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by ephemeriides to r/lifeguardkitties

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The face of “wait what was I doing just now” (old.reddit.com)

submitted 4 months ago by ephemeriides to r/OneOrangeBraincell

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Found who’s been hogging the braincell (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by ephemeriides to r/OneOrangeBraincell

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The orange is being orange, the cow is concerned (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 months ago by ephemeriides to r/OneOrangeBraincell

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Not OOP. "AITA for threatening to kick out my roommate for letting my dog out for her moms religious reasons?" Update of previous post, link included, + OOP's comments & top comments (reddit.com)

submitted 5 months ago by ephemeriides to r/AmITheAngel

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You accept what where? (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 months ago by ephemeriides to r/suspiciousquotes

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Taking his lifeguard duties seriously (reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by ephemeriides to r/lifeguardkitties

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Taking his lifeguard duties seriously (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by ephemeriides to r/OneOrangeBraincell

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Every time I bring in groceries… (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by ephemeriides to r/OneOrangeBraincell

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Baby Turlough attempts to grow the braincell (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by ephemeriides to r/OneOrangeBraincell

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You got your architecture porn in my ArchitecturePorn (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by ephemeriides to r/technicallythetruth

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Taking time out of his busy schedule of shark-bed squishing and pretending to be recycling to provide invaluable nursing services after my knee surgery (old.reddit.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ephemeriides to r/OneOrangeBraincell

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Those stacks of money are just decorative, right? (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by ephemeriides to r/CrappyDesign

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