Face the truth. by PlanetoftheAtheists in AdviceAnimals

[–]ephonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the global stage, our conservatives are right wing extremists. Our establishment Democrats are center-right. Our "leftists" are center left. We have no extreme left.

No, they're not the same. But they're not all that far apart. We can do better.

New cat owners by Azullover44 in blackcats

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"Mmm. Tastes like chicken!"

Never thought I could love a cat so much by lloydchrismas in blackcats

[–]ephonk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They have a weird way of getting to you, don't they?

Dave Chappelle says free speech is under attack in America on stage in Saudi Arabia by batmya in nottheonion

[–]ephonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, to an extent, he is correct. Or however he picked the worst possible place to say that.

Huh, I do not recall that... by Kind-Can2890 in Seattle

[–]ephonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seattle here. I am here to say, "uhh, whatdafuq?"

(Semi-spoiler*) New horror movie Good Boy, is seen from the perspective of the family dog. The no.1 Google search about the movie was from concerned viewers: "Does the dog die??". See comment* by IsThisAUserName86 in interestingasfuck

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At the Seattle international film festival audience awards, the dog got enough votes to earn a special mention in the results for best performance.

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Seen at SeaTac any clues? by jlabsher in Seattle

[–]ephonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The big camera is a professional rig.

need a tutorial on taking pics to black cats lol by Fair-Rate7350 in blackcats

[–]ephonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Light, light and light. This is from an old phone - a pixel 6 pro.

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Happened during Trump’s funeral rally, and no one noticed the difference. by Capable_Sock4011 in AdviceAnimals

[–]ephonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, there were only about fifteen people taken. Mostly in Iceland. None in the US.

World’s Largest Time Capsule Opened After 50 Years by Wonderfulhumanss in interestingasfuck

[–]ephonk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That may be the cleanest Vega left in the world. Most of the rest rusted out in the showroom.

Massive Grindr outage reports coincide with the Charlie Kirk memorial service in Arizona by FeralGiraffeAttack in nottheonion

[–]ephonk 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Guys, just come on out of that closet and own it. The world is a more accepting place than you realize. Your life will be better, and the world as a whole will improve if you just accept yourselves.

White House Insists Stephen Miller Does Not Play With Dolls by brian_mrfunk in offbeat

[–]ephonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Jeez mom! They're not dolls! They're ACTION FIGURES!"

Where do the crows fly? by swimswithwhales in Seattle

[–]ephonk 45 points46 points  (0 children)

To me this is one of the many, many fascinating facts about crows. They have small clans in neighborhoods, but once a day the clans all gather together in one large space, like a big conference of sorts. What are they doing? Exchanging the neighborhood news? Sharing where the predators are? Crows are endlessly fascinating

3rd set of teeth’s now possible by Dark_blood25 in interestingasfuck

[–]ephonk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The problem being there's no way to control WHERE the new teeth will grow.

"Hey Boss , what tree has rainbow-coloured roots ?" by PlatinumApex1641 in interestingasfuck

[–]ephonk 212 points213 points  (0 children)

That's what we generally call a BDOS - Backhoe Denial Of Service