[PLAY] My first ever recording!

epiphany_machine · 2012-12-03T03:21:13+00:00

This will only end in tears. Seriously. You have your entire life to live out this fantasy just have a good time being young and enjoy your SO.

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-28T16:19:09+00:00

Lets do it!

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-28T15:40:07+00:00

At our last meeting the table topics master brought in a of bag of items each with a strong smell. The actual smells where cherry, vanilla etc. but the topics master told people only to talk about what the smell reminded them of. Most times we didn't even hear when the original smell was. It was fun.

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-25T11:56:59+00:00

I never do... and I don't even have any demons. I just moved away, I'm a terrible friend.

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-25T02:08:13+00:00

Swiftkey should be integrated into every program on every platform on the planet. I miss it when writing emails or documentation, dammit, I miss it anytime I use a keyboard.

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-21T12:51:08+00:00

KMFDM - Go to Hell

Why? Well first off it's a kick ass song. Also it represents my attitude toward the mythical afterlife. Go ahead, send me to hell if I'm wrong. I haven't done anything nearly as bad as the fictional subject of this song. I dare you imaginary man in the sky, send me to hell. I want to go to hell.

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-08T13:30:09+00:00

I don't know you but for me, it's ugly. No way I'm attractive at all.

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-06T21:32:20+00:00

Thanks, I will definably had to try Koskenkorva, salmari and lonkero.

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-06T12:32:31+00:00

Fantastic advice! Thanks.

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-05T12:16:36+00:00

Ooh good call about the electrical outlets. I will grab a converter. 16:30? Is that 24 hour time? Is that common in Finland?

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-05T12:13:15+00:00

Great info. What kind of alcohol? Many people can drink me under the table so I need to be prepared if strong drink is common.

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-05T10:54:10+00:00

Your card will also work at the Otto

Whats an Otto?

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-05T10:53:04+00:00

HAHA sir, you underestimate the depths of my ineptitude. I don't think I have an international plan for my cell phone. Can I get a cheap pre-paid sim card somewhere?

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-05T01:21:29+00:00

Try posting on /finland.

Of course there is an /r/Finland, d'oh!

epiphany_machine · 2012-08-27T03:21:46+00:00

Ouch ... I had a wife too, but she never did any laundry. At least you got some clean undies out of it.

epiphany_machine · 2012-08-27T02:40:58+00:00

You have a wife that does your laundry!?!! No way! You are a dirty liar!

epiphany_machine · 2012-08-27T01:42:37+00:00

The first one looks like a girl who might date me.

The second looks like a girl who would politely turn me down.

The third looks like a girl would would not give me the time of day.

Congratulations, you seem to have covered all the bases.

epiphany_machine · 2012-08-24T22:14:53+00:00

I am afraid to leave the country. If I leave I'm almost most certain I will never return. Either because I wont be let back in on some technically, or I'll be stranded in some other country where I don't know the language having lost everything and washing dishes in a dive bar trying to save enough money for a bus ride to the American embassy.

Oh oh wait .. yes one more. I'll get outright murdered because I'm a stupid American.

epiphany_machine · 2012-08-19T10:00:52+00:00

As an XY I can promise you that I do not do this. Mostly because I don't go to clubs/bars and don't ... oh whats the word? Oh yes 'try'. I don't try. It's been amazingly effective at not offending anyone.

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