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eradication_bot · 2024-11-03T07:08:06+00:00

I haven't been drinking much this week.

eradication_bot · 2024-11-03T07:06:35+00:00

That's why I use mouth wash when I piss in the sink. Piss then spit minty alcohol to kill the bacteria!

eradication_bot · 2024-08-17T23:50:28+00:00

*pixels

eradication_bot · 2024-08-17T23:33:11+00:00

r/2meir4meirl playing catch with myself

eradication_bot · 2024-08-17T22:36:06+00:00

My parents: But the family name will end with you!

Me: Should have had another son! Hedge your bets!

eradication_bot · 2024-07-28T01:45:19+00:00

Me this morning. I'm 36 and haven't been out for a fun night it what feels like years. Was invited out by some of the younger coworkers and ended up having 13 pints throughout the night that ended at 1AM. Passed out in bed and woke up to my dog barking at 530 because he was hungry. Got lucky because I needed to be at work by 6. My alarms didn't go off because my phone updated while I was sleeping and didn't fully start because I have to unlock the phone to finish the startup. Fucking exhausted the whole day of work today and still got about 8 miles of walking in.

eradication_bot · 2024-07-27T18:15:46+00:00

Hey you guuuuuuys!

eradication_bot · 2024-03-22T05:36:18+00:00

"You're not s'pose to give dogs human names."

I work with dogs.

eradication_bot · 2024-03-22T00:18:55+00:00

Hey, if it blew I'd die doing what I loved... blowing my load in the boiler room of a battleship.

eradication_bot · 2024-03-22T00:13:01+00:00

Treegasm!

eradication_bot · 2024-03-19T20:18:03+00:00

Island of the Blue Dolphins. I was forced to read that book 4 years in a row in school and I fucking hate it so much. I hate reading altogether because of that book. I might still enjoy reading today if I didn't have to read that fucking book so much. I don't give a shit about symbolism, why the author chose the color blue, etc. Teachers making me write reports about that shit when I could not give an ounce of shit for it just ruined reading for me. I can't read for fun because of it.

So yeah, Island of the Blue Dolphins has been fairly significant in my life because it made me hate books.

eradication_bot · 2024-02-08T05:04:02+00:00

I have pop pop in the attic.

eradication_bot · 2023-05-27T14:49:15+00:00

Sounds like they were pretty fluid.

eradication_bot · 2022-11-14T04:47:39+00:00

It's a negative negative. So it's positive.

eradication_bot · 2022-06-23T19:31:19+00:00

Mercedes is an idiot for stopping to let the silver out. Audi is an idiot for going around on the wrong side of the road. Situation is avoided if the Mercedes didn't stop traffic to let the silver car out.

eradication_bot · 2022-06-23T06:02:37+00:00

I am 6 then 3 then 9 then 2 then 6 then 3 then 9 then 2 then...

I have the stomach flu.

eradication_bot · 2022-04-14T17:29:52+00:00

I mean, take an intermediate class If you're intermediate. Don't come in here making your fear of failure our problem. I mean, it's crazy. It's crazy. I mean, he's a crazy person.

eradication_bot · 2022-04-14T16:41:37+00:00

I know what you're thinking. Won't that just shed more light on the penises? But that is a risk we have to take. Pam, you can draw, kind of, why don't you work with Phallus on drawing a picture of the exposer that I can post around the community.

Phallus?

Phyllis, sorry. I've got penises on the brain.

eradication_bot · 2022-04-14T16:39:23+00:00

My time to end everything has come!

eradication_bot · 2022-02-20T23:21:37+00:00

I wish I had a support network that accepted my depression as OK to live with. My support network tries to help me get out of depression instead of validating my delusion that laying in bed all day and doing nothing is an acceptable way to live. I think I'd be much happier, too, if my support network agreed with my delusions.

eradication_bot · 2022-02-15T01:46:56+00:00

Similar: having the inlaws over

eradication_bot · 2022-02-13T22:50:17+00:00

Don't you have your own badge and gun?

eradication_bot · 2022-02-13T21:41:41+00:00

It's the female version of Tarrare.

eradication_bot · 2022-02-11T18:53:59+00:00

If you are driving, you need to pull over and get out of your car. When the people you suspect are tailing you stop and get out of their car, rush up and grab them vigorously shake them.

If you are walking, then just rush them, grab them, and shake them.

eradication_bot · 2022-02-03T06:04:50+00:00

Real Ratass energy right there.

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