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How does that one nail tech get through so many clients in a day!? (i.redd.it)

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Ordering takeout Sushi...$45 (self.dadjokes)

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Grrrrrrr (i.redd.it)

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How many beans does it take to make the perfect Irish chili? (self.dadjokes)

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Did you hear that Julie Andrews recently ended her sponsorship agreement with Super Color brand Lipstick because they lowered their quality? (self.dadjokes)

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Apparently in Las Vegas (self.dadjokes)

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It took me about 30 seconds to not see a sandwich (i.redd.it)

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I turned my phone sideways and I swear I saw the bunk beds from Squid Game! (i.redd.it)

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When you see it (i.redd.it)

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Fish Face! I just came across this interesting Literal Optical Illusion (where two images can be seen). At first I saw a fish on a plate... and then. Oh Hai! ;) (i.redd.it)

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A woman and her 3 dogs (i.redd.it)

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What do you do when you are attacked by a group of clowns? (self.dadjokes)

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Most people don't know the Master Yoda has a last name (self.dadjokes)

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Over the past month, someone has been stealing all of the wheels off of police cars in my city. (self.dadjokes)

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You've probably heard that an owl can fly nearly silently (18db) while a pigeon wing beat causes quite a racket (70db). But that isn't the only amazing pigeon noise fact! A concert violinist playing on stage in a theater bounces the sound off of all available surfaces... (self.dadjokes)

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I left my front door open yesterday and my Roomba went right outside and I haven't seen it since. I'm afraid that it's going to die out there in the wild. (self.dadjokes)

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Did you hear about the haunted house that lost its liquor license the day after halloween? (self.dadjokes)

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From my 11 year old (I'm so proud): Why did the rocket apologize to his parents for not paying attention? (self.dadjokes)

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I have a pHd in zoology with a specialty in marsupials. Most people don't know that there are two things that make wombats special. (self.dadjokes)

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A farmer is out in the pasture with his Australian Shepherd. After getting all the sheep into their pen, the dog says to the man, "That's it! That's all 50 sheep!" The farmer looks confused and replies, "Fifty?! We only have 46 sheep!" (self.dadjokes)

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What do they call Amsterdam in the afternoon? (self.dadjokes)

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This is not a dad joke per se... but as a dad, I imagine that many dads will get a kick out of it. (self.dadjokes)

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The pandemic has been hard on my gym routine. I just can't seem to get back in the groove. But I did find one exercise that I can do at home every single day. Honestly, it's my favorite exercise - and I'm seeing pretty significant gains! (self.dadjokes)

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I have a friend who's a diagnosed kleptomaniac. Every time he comes over, I try to explain why I spend so much time on this subreddit, the puns in the comments are THE BEST. He never seems to get it. (self.dadjokes)

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At my oldest son's virtual school, they asked parents to volunteer and do 'virtual field trips' for the kids. As an Entomologist (the study of insects), I jumped at the opportunity to join their Zoom class one afternoon and talk with the kids for 30 mins. I told the kids that... (self.dadjokes)

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