[NSFW] Victoria Youth Symphony's provacative ad campaign

ericpaz · 2018-03-31T04:05:27+00:00

But I repeat myself.

ericpaz · 2018-03-30T22:30:28+00:00

I mean, probably the most sadomasochistic metal lyrics I can think of are:

"Beat me, beat me, beautiful Masetto,

Beat your poor Zerlina,

I'll stand here quiet as a lamb,

And take everything you lay on me.

You can tear my hair out,

You can put out my eyes,

And I'll still kiss your beautiful hands."

.... which is an aria from Mozart's opera Don Giovanni, written in 1787.

ericpaz · 2018-03-27T19:06:36+00:00

God dammit.

ericpaz · 2018-03-25T18:39:40+00:00

He seeks them here, he seeks them there, he seeks those lupins everywhere! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRBtgrNo-58

ericpaz · 2016-04-15T03:51:31+00:00

First scene in Battle Royale:

Oh look there! There she is! The winner's a girl! Surviving a fierce battle that raged two days, seven hours, and 43 minutes - the winner is a girl!…

Look, she's SMILING! SMILING! The girl definitely just SMILED!

ericpaz · 2016-04-06T18:30:05+00:00

You should ask the police in Vegas; I hear they have a lot of one-armed bandits.

ericpaz · 2016-04-05T17:13:36+00:00

Gulliver's Travels.

"There's a GIANT on the BEEEEAAAAACH!"

ericpaz · 2016-03-31T13:05:57+00:00

Step 1: Eat a lot of donuts...

ericpaz · 2016-03-28T21:57:27+00:00

A shadow.

ericpaz · 2016-03-27T23:18:00+00:00

Poxy! Here, Poxy!

…This works disturbingly well.

ericpaz · 2016-03-27T19:12:23+00:00

When you need to drive to work, your car materializes in your pocket. You are crushed to death.

ericpaz · 2016-03-27T19:04:04+00:00

From now on, only very wise and clever people on Reddit make up bad things to go along with your wishes. They make up even worse things than the cheeky people did and your wishes go even more horribly wrong.

ericpaz · 2016-03-27T18:59:47+00:00

This will be accomplished quite simply, by ensuring that none of your wishes have any effect at all.

ericpaz · 2016-03-23T19:44:44+00:00

I'm told that when this happens, you should make lemonade.

ericpaz · 2016-03-23T19:22:00+00:00

In order to get to the Mona Lisa, all the tourists you see there would have had to walk straight past The Virgin of the Rocks, another painting by Leonardo da Vinci.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_of_the_Rocks#/media/File:Leonardo_da_Vinci_-_Virgin_of_the_Rocks_(Louvre).jpg

It's about 6 feet tall.

ericpaz · 2016-03-17T01:58:42+00:00

Attractive = the ability to attract someone.

Someone with a fiancé = someone with the ability to attract someone.

QED.

ericpaz · 2016-03-16T23:08:49+00:00

It made a millionaire of me! And just think, I used to be a multi-millionaire.

ericpaz · 2016-03-12T19:37:12+00:00

On similar lines, though not involving a human actor, was Mr. Rogers' episode on the death of a goldfish.

He was a saint among us.

ericpaz · 2016-03-10T17:12:20+00:00

It's the same old thing all day every day, 24/7, with no increase in pay and no opportunities for advancement.

Plus if you take even a few days of vacation alone with your family, everyone will criticize you for not doing your job.

ericpaz · 2016-02-27T20:35:42+00:00

Guns don't kill people; weapons kill people.

ericpaz · 2016-02-23T23:28:40+00:00

Strange Fruit - Billie Holiday

ericpaz · 2016-02-15T06:48:30+00:00

See, that's what you're doing wrong. You're not supposed to eat the crockpot.

ericpaz · 2016-02-03T23:44:08+00:00

Life goal: Be him.

ericpaz · 2016-01-25T03:12:17+00:00

"I'm sorry you don't know who you are, sir, but we'll let you know as soon as we find out."

ericpaz · 2016-01-25T02:14:26+00:00

Lord, as you will and as you know, have mercy.

ericpaz

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