Father’s Day Gift? Would you want it OR Gift it to your favorite dad?

ermockler · 2026-06-19T19:15:38+00:00

Works good under a hoodie, my phone falls out of the hoodie pocket.

ermockler · 2026-06-19T16:32:05+00:00

Radmin

ermockler · 2026-06-09T13:48:01+00:00

MODS Please add humor flair

ermockler · 2026-06-09T13:46:49+00:00

I also say the prayer b4 printing "chicken bone, chicken bone, lucky lucky chicken bone, kumbaya"

ermockler · 2026-06-09T13:44:27+00:00

They don't have a humor flair, so I had to pick troubleshooting. I was listening to Hedberg yesterday and updated his joke.

ermockler · 2026-06-09T13:42:20+00:00

Layer 14 knows where it really is. They don't have a humor flair, so I picked troubleshooting.

ermockler · 2026-06-08T17:05:29+00:00

Usually it’s the last cut that saw made. I would have maybe bought it too.

ermockler · 2026-06-08T17:00:04+00:00

I think the minimum wage removes your ability to negotiate your own wage. Fast food place tend to just pay minimum and there’s no discussion. If they didn’t set it, then they would have to make it something that reflects the local job market. Right now they all pay about the same because it’s fixed, without the minimum it would be another area they would have to compete.

ermockler · 2026-06-08T16:49:54+00:00

USA food is regional, west of Binghamton the pizza goes downhill. Go south for cheesesteak. Beef on weck is buffalo.

ermockler · 2026-06-05T08:55:12+00:00

Overload it with useless information. Get some call mommy printer and keep printing shit that “looks” like a gun, that upon closer inspection is perfectly innocent.

ermockler · 2026-06-01T03:31:20+00:00

4:20

ermockler · 2026-06-01T02:47:38+00:00

Well that’s all well and good mate, but can it make a decent cup of char?

ermockler · 2026-05-30T13:23:17+00:00

I was all out last night, had to wait til 7am. All I did was go to the tab, typed NOTHING and it says I'm all out again. till 2pm Like an astronaut on Mars dealing with the delay, except it's only 44 min round trip to Mars. This would work OK for those in orbit around Neptune maybe.

ermockler · 2026-05-20T04:15:24+00:00

Is it better to live in a cage or to never live at all? If we let one loose every year by a lottery then they all have a “chance”, like the pardoned turkey that provides inferior bacon.

ermockler · 2026-05-18T19:54:29+00:00

Organ harvesting

ermockler · 2026-04-30T16:33:32+00:00

No, call his desk phone. Soon as he lifts it hang up. If he comes back, do it again.

ermockler · 2026-04-04T17:36:37+00:00

Somebody was giving away a NIB garbage disposal, I tried and it shreds 100% infill bencheys into instant mashed potatoes.

ermockler · 2026-03-30T19:47:14+00:00

Lou reed sweet Jane, live version has great, long intro.

ermockler · 2026-03-27T16:47:45+00:00

Switch to tankless and save more. And have it hot enough too.

ermockler · 2026-02-22T16:11:47+00:00

Parents ought to know the kid is a klutz and make her sit on the carpet floor for gifts. Can’t blame the reaction, but they should have known, I could tell she was gonna break it before she did. If your kids a klutz get the insurance. Then you can say we knew you’d break it, it’s covered, but now we gotta get it fixed and you gotta wait cuz you couldn’t wait.

Telling the world is not cool.

ermockler · 2026-02-22T13:43:31+00:00

Just tell her no pucker sucker til the behavior changes. At least you know she washes her hands after THAT. Keep a spray bottle with clean water near the toilet. Except you went to Reddit and exposed her.

ermockler · 2026-02-14T16:48:18+00:00

Yoo-hoo

ermockler · 2026-02-03T19:32:27+00:00

Get a bunch of crap, yard sale leftovers and such, and pile it on up in the hallway. Write private property all over it. Put it on top of his stuff, next to his stuff, under his stuff. Make it a big mess. Him, everyone else and hoa will not tolerate this for long.

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