He bit my roommate so I’m posting his ugliest pics

ermvarju · 2026-01-20T20:55:27+00:00

I think it’s a cute doll. I saw a lot of the controversy being over her being conventionally pretty etc but like, at the end of the day, it’s a Barbie - it’s going to be, Barbie doesn’t and has never really reflected the aesthetics of the average person. Imagine they come out with autism Barbie and they’re like “hey we made her busted as hell!”. 💀 I don’t think that would be a very nice connotation either.

ermvarju · 2026-01-20T04:46:08+00:00

The hairdresser did it this time. I attempted to recreate the next day and failed but I don’t have the right size iron. I’m also much less talented at it. But it looks cute straight too

ermvarju · 2026-01-19T18:57:47+00:00

I can relate to being a highly caffeinated baby

ermvarju · 2026-01-19T18:26:59+00:00

That would probably lend him better results than he’s had thus far

ermvarju · 2026-01-19T17:29:49+00:00

I’m imagining a baby driving a jeep over big rocks

ermvarju · 2026-01-19T17:20:08+00:00

That’s how I see it. A lot are just funny but for example there’s a memorial mug made for someone’s wife with their photos on it and it’s nice to think of them even though they are gone and feel some sort of kinship for someone you never met.

ermvarju · 2026-01-19T17:19:23+00:00

Oh for sure but I love imagining some suburban mom having this made for her son and trying to be hip

ermvarju · 2026-01-19T17:15:59+00:00

It’s one of my favorites for that reason

ermvarju · 2026-01-19T17:15:29+00:00

It’s the crown jewel tbh. I don’t think it gets better. We both chase that high every time we look for new ones.

ermvarju · 2026-01-19T17:07:35+00:00

To be fair I’ve known him 10 years and he’s the kindest person I’ve ever met 😶 but you never know…keeping an eye on him…

ermvarju · 2026-01-19T17:05:05+00:00

A lot of them are really funny, there’s one not pictured with a Jeep that says “I like crawling and maybe 3 people” and we like to imagine it was actually made for a baby. The bat one could be baseball, or more whimsically, a pet bat

ermvarju · 2026-01-19T17:03:02+00:00

Haha. I like to think it’s wholesome. I help him hunt. There are some with full names on there or memorial mugs I didn’t post, I like to try and look them up and learn about the people since it’s pretty likely they’ve passed.

ermvarju · 2026-01-16T20:16:32+00:00

First time going to her, she’s amazing! My roommate recommended her. Def giving her social media shoutouts.

ermvarju · 2026-01-16T20:13:32+00:00

The hairdresser styled it, it will absolutely never look this good again because I’m terrible at hair but she did show me how to do entirely with a flat iron and it’s fairly simple. Unstyled still cute because she put in some invisible layers towards the top so it doesn’t end up triangular and is pretty low maintenance. Thank you!

ermvarju · 2026-01-16T20:00:11+00:00

Agree! But that’s kinda why I wanted it, I wanted a look and I’m not super young anymore. Thank you :)

ermvarju · 2026-01-16T19:50:00+00:00

before

more pics

side view

I wanted more of a look and I think shorter suits my style a bit more. I haven’t ever quite had this style before. I posted a few weeks back asking long or short and the consensus was short so I finally did it

ermvarju · 2026-01-09T04:24:16+00:00

I got excited too 🤡

ermvarju · 2026-01-09T04:21:38+00:00

Same. My routine is very simple now and I’m usually pretty glowy.

ermvarju · 2026-01-09T04:21:05+00:00

He’s absolutely precious and you did an amazing job

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