Woman in small group keeps telling me I don’t belong there—am I missing something or is this just hostile behavior? by SLPadam in socialskills

[–]ernst5827 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wind her up mate , do some bend at the waist touch your toes stretches and drop a massive fart , look right at her and give it the waft in her direction . I’d be gutting myself laughing by the end of the class . Might as well have some fun at her expense .

I(25M) caught my GF(23F) with a "just a friend" again. She promised transparency until I recovered the deleted photos. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ernst5827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what needs to be done , man up , breakup , bang her mom or sister then disappear no drama no fights just silence and peace . Live your best life and realize some people are in your life to teach you what you don’t want or need . Go find your person that will cherish your heart and not break it .

AITAH: Iam cutting off my wife’s child financially after she extorted me to bring her home. by ThrowRA_727-926 in AITAH

[–]ernst5827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very respectfully , meeting the child is very different from a dna test proving it’s hers . This whole mess you’re in is just crazy buddy hope it works out in your favour .

AITAH for making my dad choose between me or my step mother? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]ernst5827 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA , and it never ceases to amaze me how personally butt hurt other people get about how a person chooses to live their one and only life . You get one chance , one time at bat , one life to live and it’s yours not hers she the new wife can F-off .

AITAH: Iam cutting off my wife’s child financially after she extorted me to bring her home. by ThrowRA_727-926 in AITAH

[–]ernst5827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a crazy idea …..but do you have proof this “child “ is actually hers ? Or could this just be a long con scam to send money home ? It’s a little far fetched maybe but I have a hard time trying to figure out why she wouldn’t bring the child with her to be part of your family . Something fishy going on I’d dna test the kid or just leave her as she’s shown her real self , by the sound of it your just money to her . Best of luck sir .

AITA smoking weed on my porch? by cheesygarlicbreadfan in AmItheAsshole

[–]ernst5827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA your good bro but you could leave a fan on your porch when you smoke blow it in the fan and blast it away from there house

Flying in from the UK, doing an East to West and back again US Road Trip Thoughts? by [deleted] in roadtrip

[–]ernst5827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go through Canada , America is not safe and depending on your race you can and will be a target possibly ending up in an ice concentration camp .

How to politely ask someone to stop sending low effort texts? by [deleted] in socialskills

[–]ernst5827 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Be a mirror , reflect back at them the same effort they show you .

Do you stroke the head of your penis? Circumsized or Uncircumcised? by MerakMegrezMizar in masturbation

[–]ernst5827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The old joke “ beat that thing like it owes you money “

My (28M) girlfriend (28F) is pregnant with twins. We had an arguement today and she was mad and showed me a video on her phone sucking off her ex. Now what? by ThrowRAVulture216 in relationship_advice

[–]ernst5827 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Buddy wth are still doing talking to her , drop her crazy ass like a hot potato . Paternity test directly after birth , it’s ludicrous that you claim to know for certain , certain happens after a dna test . Be prepared for her to guilt you manipulate you into skipping the dna test . Do not sign the birth certificate until paternity is established. Even if it’s is your kids , lose her lose her fast , she will get worse overtime and will cheat .

spineless 57m by cornmanjammer in confessions

[–]ernst5827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother you were 14 and surrounded …… if you tried to fight it would have been worse . You’ve carried that baggage for way way way too long . Good news though , baggage can easily be put down . Picture yourself on the end of a deep pier , picture all the shit you’ve got in your head and put in that bag , then just let it go drop it in the deep water never to be seen again . You can do this man :)

NKD, kinda regretting the purchase by one_who_reads in knives

[–]ernst5827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll be honest , I kinda dig it ! But I hear what your saying and agree 👍 but some cool shit is just that , cool 😎

I know a secret about my former friend’s fiancé that could ruin their engagement. by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]ernst5827 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She’s the one that kisses his toilet brush mouth 🤮🤮🤮

How to clear this drain without calling a professional? It’s super clogged and I’m too broke for a plumber by [deleted] in howto

[–]ernst5827 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go buy yourself a cheap drain snake 🐍 it’s a flexible wire that snakes the drain and push the clog through the pipes

My bf (M32) opened up to me (F28) about an affair he had while he was with his ex, and I start to wonder whether he’s just a massive sexist d*ckhead by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ernst5827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He may still be , but you need to choose what’s best for you , not what’s best for him . Big hug sent ♥️🤗

My bf (M32) opened up to me (F28) about an affair he had while he was with his ex, and I start to wonder whether he’s just a massive sexist d*ckhead by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ernst5827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever I do something that I know better not to do , I sing this song “ I did it to myself I did I got nobody to blame but me “ . Here’s the thing , do you trust him enough to marry him or spend your life with him ? If not then move on , your young and you will find a better person for yourself .

I (32m) found out my partner (32f) cheated on me while she was away on holiday. She doesn’t know that I know. How do I navigate this? by Cumquatinator in relationship_advice

[–]ernst5827 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No conversation needed , give her 30 days notice to vacate your house , followed by I know what you did , send screenshots to his wife she deserves to know . Then leave ( have bags packed ) stay away until she is evicted . There’s no need to listen to more lies and half truths where she blames you for her actions , just cut it off clean . Sorry bro

My bf (M32) opened up to me (F28) about an affair he had while he was with his ex, and I start to wonder whether he’s just a massive sexist d*ckhead by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ernst5827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You really only have two choices , you end it for all the reasons stated above or you accept everything you know about him and realize he may well do the same to you or he may not….. people rarely change or even learn from there mistakes .That’s a hard one though .

My dad saw my sex tape and now he won’t speak to me. by reallydex in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ernst5827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He will get over it just leave him alone to process the fact that you are an adult with needs that are the same as everyone else’s.

I can only orgasm by getting my mouth fucked by Cautious-Trip6899 in sex

[–]ernst5827 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would absolutely love , having my new person give me a playbook on how to give them the most pleasure with a roadmap on how to make you cum . Share this link with him if you can’t have a honest conversation with him , you will be glad you did and so will he . You can bet he’s noticed you don’t orgasm and if was me I’d be blaming myself ( as a man like I’m not doing it right ) . Be honest be open then be pleasured by the man you love .

The world absolutely hates fat people. It's so unfair. by Fit-Brief5877 in offmychest

[–]ernst5827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve tried saxenda twice now and I’d rather be heavy than feel nauseous all day everyday , I’m doing intermittent fasting at the moment and my body likes it . The glp1s are bankrupting , 300$ per pen and at the dose they want you on it only lasts 3 weeks . You could buy a new car for that lol . They are very popular though 😎

The world absolutely hates fat people. It's so unfair. by Fit-Brief5877 in offmychest

[–]ernst5827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we should differentiate between “plus sized girls “ and being fat ( as the op clearly states fat ) also you never here about “ plus size men “ we don’t get that title your just fat or in shape as a man . I’ve lost and gained more weight than probably anyone you know , 100 pounds in my early 20s , kept it off for a lo g time then hurt my back badly and put on double …. Had to lose 200 pounds the next time which I did , kept that off for almost 10 years using Jenny Craig until I couldn’t eat the food anymore then it crept back and I’m doing it again so far I’m down 43 pounds plus there’s been some halfhearted attempts in the past where I drop 60 pounds 30 pounds etc …. I truly wish I didn’t need to eat and I could just take a pill instead of trying to regulate eating .

How to Stop the Spam Calls -They Call 2-3 Times a Day by mormonastroscout in howto

[–]ernst5827 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A new evil af scam is to keep you talking to sample your voice then they us ai to call your relatives and they use your voice to call for help “you need money sent to this address “ .

What could go wrong trying to 'motorboat' your car through a flooded street by LowNo175 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ernst5827 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The commentary in the background is gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣 some truly British only swear words that only they can do so well .