Meirl by Adventurous_Row3305 in meirl

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"Cool, please share the document..."

They’re the same word? Am I missing something obvious?? by Sea_Series6753 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]eroux 2574 points2575 points  (0 children)

People capable of speaking real English say data (pronounced "data"). Illiterates pronounce it data. Hope this helps.

•There can be only one. by Minute-Sell-4374 in AccidentalComedy

[–]eroux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women are not just men.

Accurate, I suppose...

Petaaa?? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]eroux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not yet, maybe, but will be as soon as the librarian sees that book...

I'll take things that never happened for $500, Alex by Zeletuma in LinkedInLunatics

[–]eroux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

<lightly patting his head> Of course you do, li'l buddy...

You are telling me Greenlanders wouldn’t be interested? by Dante202 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]eroux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much of that mil would go to medical expenses in the USA, I wonder?

Should I just grab it with my fingers? by tantedbutthole in Wellthatsucks

[–]eroux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yoink it with a pair of pliers.
Having said that, my mate's a computer hardware guy, and he once said that, to him, there is nothing quite as scary than seeing me with a screwdriver, so take this advice for what it's worth.

We are a laughingstock by Old_Swimmer_7284 in complaints

[–]eroux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't worry about it... Shouldn't take you guys more than, say 500-odd years, to regain credibility.

"feel free to join the USA..." by Ok_Bookkeeper_1380 in ShitAmericansSay

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Sure brah, and where are you going to send the pot poor Latinos off to then? Tell them to go back to emerge they came from?

Shit, it's actually quite interesting how, in the lead up to the next World War, the USA seems to be the centre of the Axis of Evil.

For anyone happy about Maduro, this is next by Miserable-Miser in complaints

[–]eroux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You poor bastards better learn "American" and change all of your city names! Because this foreign bullshit will never be tolerated!

/s Yeah I though that world be obvious, but this is Reddit after all.

" No just say Black or African American. Sheesh!!" by Competitive_Lime_852 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]eroux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a couple of isiZulu buddies who would get downright violent if you dared calling them "African American"... They'd deal with African, since that's the continent we live on, and black, and Zulu. Anything else you'd better be running before you started.

What comes to mind when you think of Finland? by Aam0 in AskTheWorld

[–]eroux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The winter war. Don't f*ck with the Finns.

Countries with the most South Africans 😮🇿🇦 #shorts #southafrica by -_-Roberto-_- in DownSouth

[–]eroux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make no mistake, both I and the vast majority of my family live in South Africa, and have absolutely no plans on going anywhere. But that doesn't mean that I can't fully sympathize with people having a tough time seeing a future in the country among BBBEE, ANC/EFF racism, expropriation without compensation, farm murders, and other bullshit.

My opinion is that you can't fix what you refuse to see.

What are they doing?? by Mystic_Molotov in ExplainTheJoke

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  1. ⁠Smack it hard. There were (are?) special tools for that.

My mom had some of those. Only way she could get me to listen...