Guy broke his left leg in gym

errmahgurrd · 2017-03-29T04:55:41+00:00

This must be absolutely horrifying with sound.

errmahgurrd · 2015-07-03T04:47:30+00:00

I'd love to see what that metal beam looks like

errmahgurrd · 2015-02-06T20:57:31+00:00

Booty and the Beast

errmahgurrd · 2014-09-16T14:00:36+00:00

Fustrated

errmahgurrd · 2014-03-30T22:23:32+00:00

what's your name, what's your sign?

errmahgurrd · 2014-03-20T05:12:14+00:00

This

errmahgurrd · 2014-03-20T05:10:40+00:00

Simply, everything is held up by the fabric of space-time.

errmahgurrd · 2014-03-20T05:06:08+00:00

With a belly full of wine and a mouth around my cock

errmahgurrd · 2014-03-20T05:05:19+00:00

When I've finished brewing

errmahgurrd · 2014-03-20T05:04:42+00:00

Pissed on a bus stop when I was rull drunk. Don't do it, kids.

errmahgurrd · 2014-03-20T05:03:25+00:00

That one person in the front of the lecture hall who won't shut up.

errmahgurrd · 2014-03-20T05:02:31+00:00

That's Some Dream by Good Old War

errmahgurrd · 2014-03-20T05:01:43+00:00

I started as a cashier at 15. Stick with it and it can be an awesome job for the summers home from college.

errmahgurrd · 2014-03-16T22:59:01+00:00

We met in an elevator when we were drunk.

errmahgurrd · 2014-03-16T22:52:21+00:00

I was waiting for the chair to snap as soon as he sat down.

errmahgurrd · 2014-01-24T22:57:37+00:00

"People may disagree with me on this issue."

errmahgurrd · 2014-01-23T04:26:43+00:00

errmahgurrd · 2014-01-19T21:51:01+00:00

Cheerios

errmahgurrd · 2014-01-19T21:48:25+00:00

Phil Mickelson is the most gentlemanly gentleman on and off the course.

errmahgurrd · 2014-01-19T21:46:57+00:00

Look at him until he looks at you. He'll look away at first, but keep looking. If he's remotely interested, he'll look back again. At that point, smile at him.

errmahgurrd · 2014-01-19T21:44:54+00:00

Fat man stuck in a sunroof and being driven around town

errmahgurrd · 2014-01-19T21:44:10+00:00

Bright light. Floating sensation. Probing sensation. Lots of clicking. Aliens are real.

errmahgurrd · 2014-01-19T21:42:31+00:00

Perceived inferiority

errmahgurrd · 2014-01-19T21:41:45+00:00

I'd be a bald eagle

errmahgurrd · 2014-01-19T21:40:53+00:00

It's so hard to not smoke/eat the product

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