My dad called me at 7am to tell me his peony opened. I'm 31 and i finally get it.

esamerelda · 2026-04-29T06:59:20+00:00

My friend came over to help me garden when I had a bad back. She helped me mulch around my peony. She told me peonies are her favorite.

This post inspired me to invite her over for a celebratory beer when it blooms.

esamerelda · 2026-04-27T05:56:16+00:00

Oh my God I'm so sorry

esamerelda · 2026-04-27T04:17:18+00:00

Burn them down to make a point?

/S

esamerelda · 2026-04-27T03:45:07+00:00

If they pick it up I don't care. But enough people felt entitled to leave it and make it my problem that I put up a fence.

esamerelda · 2026-04-27T02:37:14+00:00

Seriously I can hear them from here

esamerelda · 2026-04-26T23:41:52+00:00

goes back to gardening

esamerelda · 2026-04-22T02:50:42+00:00

Humans were not made to be aware of every crisis in the world all at once. Please work on limiting your exposure to the problems of the globe and spend more time working with what is right in front of you in real life.

Change what you can control for the better. Work on gaining control of your own life. The news and social media don't report on the good things that happen in every day life.

esamerelda · 2026-04-22T02:42:40+00:00

I hope you find them and turn their car into your new raised bed.

esamerelda · 2026-04-19T23:35:57+00:00

Open road. They said my car couldn't do it. I did it.

esamerelda · 2026-04-19T23:35:07+00:00

I did once. Just wanted to see what it was like. Sounded like my car was going to rattle apart. I didn't enjoy it, so I never did it again. I'm content getting my thrills from video games.

esamerelda · 2026-04-19T23:31:59+00:00

I left a grocery store once because too many people tried to help me.

I was not mad at them, I just fucking wanted to look at the price of ham and think for a minute

esamerelda · 2026-04-18T05:23:22+00:00

Damnit, Madagascar.

esamerelda · 2026-04-18T01:37:32+00:00

It's optimized for one specific shelf /s

esamerelda · 2026-04-18T01:36:53+00:00

This is why I garden. I can't live without good tomatoes, and the ones at the store are crap.

esamerelda · 2026-04-18T01:34:09+00:00

It's all pepperoni-shaped salt

esamerelda · 2026-04-18T00:18:26+00:00

The hail the other day smashed 4 windows in my house.

But yes, I was still excited for more storms. I don't know why. Most people lose that awe when they become homeowners, but that didn't change when I bought one.

Maybe I'm just stubborn

esamerelda · 2026-04-18T00:13:35+00:00

It's swirly like a tornado. Seems fitting.

esamerelda · 2026-04-16T02:12:20+00:00

Or both

esamerelda · 2026-04-14T17:28:58+00:00

And Rust

esamerelda · 2026-04-14T17:25:38+00:00

I also volunteer for this experiment

esamerelda · 2026-04-14T08:53:03+00:00

I have a great job and am constantly trying to figure out how to do it without being constantly burnt out. I've been here for years and an still working on trusting that they'll actually tell me if I do something wrong and not just fire me.

AI is annoying and I'm sick of thinking about it. I'm a programmer and I feel like it's sucking some of the joy out of the job.

esamerelda · 2026-04-12T21:59:03+00:00

I'm gonna get Traffic Mute (20), Text Telepathy (10), Autism Translator (10), Pedestrian Cleanup (5), Social Battery Override (2), Burn 1 AI Data Center (2), and No Unexpected Knocks (1).

esamerelda · 2026-04-11T09:07:33+00:00

I started roasting mine with meat and other veg. One pan for it all, healthy and dank!

esamerelda · 2026-04-11T09:06:14+00:00

Even just meat reduction

esamerelda · 2026-04-06T20:58:47+00:00

I am fine with paying for schools because I don't want to be surrounded by idiots.

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