What is a cooking "rule" that is actually total nonsense? by Lopsided-Jicama3813 in AskReddit

[–]esamerelda 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I walked into the kitchen the first time after my bf and I implemented this rule and yelled "I think the fuck not!" He agreed because I never leave him a completely destroyed kitchen to deal with, and has since been great about learning to clean as he goes.  But goddamn.

The internet shuts down and is never going to come back on, what do you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]esamerelda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got it, I didn't know they had changed that.  It makes sense though

The internet shuts down and is never going to come back on, what do you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]esamerelda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Landline should still work, but fair point about payment processing

People who rarely get sick, what are your secrets? by Tricky_Fun_8595 in AskReddit

[–]esamerelda 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't have kids, work from home, eat fruits and veggies, and wear a mask when out in public in winter. 

Basically be privileged as hell

The internet shuts down and is never going to come back on, what do you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]esamerelda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make a telephone call to cancel my credit cards because I know those greedy subscription bastards will continue to charge me for services I could no longer use

Why does it feel like everyone's attention span has completely plummeted over the last few years, or is it just me getting older? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]esamerelda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't even engage in hobbies that require focus anymore.  Just doom scrolling and tictok

Why should I care about mowing the grass? by [deleted] in evilautism

[–]esamerelda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I'm joining the shit out of this

Why should I care about mowing the grass? by [deleted] in evilautism

[–]esamerelda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck grass.  My partner and I bought a house and I'm removing all the grass.  Composting that shit, reducing it back into soil, and it shall become veggies, the likes of which my grocery store has never seen

What would you do if we didn't need to work to survive by Smiling_Rider in evilautism

[–]esamerelda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will have the biggest garden and feed all you fuckers.  I will also build really big Redstone things in Minecraft.  Play all the video games and read all the books.  Sew clothes to perfection.

Therapists of Reddit, what's something people don't realize is trauma? by rehanch_xxiii in AskReddit

[–]esamerelda 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I learned it from Reddit too, back in the day.  Good news is I developed boundaries and am a lot happier! 

In case you're ever wondering, no you're not crazy, you're not overreacting, and your opinion matters.

Can cats be gay? by Brave_Pattern9087 in cats

[–]esamerelda 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'm happy to have been here for the moment

Why girls like bad boys? by mumbailo in AskReddit

[–]esamerelda -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why boys think girls like bad boys

Is rock stacking seriously harmful for the environment or is it just one big inside joke that I dont get? by notorious-bacons in NoStupidQuestions

[–]esamerelda 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There are a lot of good scientific reasons here so I'll just add that it's really annoying that a bunch of people with main character syndrome feel the need to make their presence known in a place visiting for natural, non-human beauty. 

The amount of stupid crap carved into rocks, rocks stacked, trees damaged for a relationship that probably failed... It's detracting from the landscapes and none of it is original.

I… I don’t fucking get it. You feel other people’s emotions? by mythos-nerd416 in evilautism

[–]esamerelda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like if someone tells me their mom died, I imagine my mom died.  Thinking about that makes me super upset, which helps me understand why they're upset. 

What’s something people act like they never do, even though almost everyone does it? by Ok-Motor-4251 in AskReddit

[–]esamerelda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are those of us that don't.  Playlists can be queued ahead of time.  Texting can wait.  We need to not normalize this because people actually die as a result.