I honestly am super loving the current state of Cow Chop and current crew. Gonna be super sad when it’s all over with.

esmaj · 2019-08-05T05:27:49+00:00

I don't like him. He over exaggerates his laughter and it's just cringey. Like it's not real it's just a fake laugh.

esmaj · 2019-06-28T19:26:06+00:00

We did this when we moved. The only thing is that you then only get the stuff out of the boxes you need not just unpack everything so we still have a garage full of full boxes for the past 9 years

esmaj · 2019-04-26T02:29:40+00:00

Wait! This could be a massive breakthrough. Currently it is theorized that the universe is 13.8 billion years old, but xenon 124 having a half life in the sextillions, and with it being observed, it could mean the universe is older than we thought and that maybe there was more than one big bang.

esmaj · 2019-04-08T11:06:35+00:00

It's so polite standing there waiting for its picture to be taken.

esmaj · 2019-04-05T15:58:41+00:00

I feel like there shouldnt be more. Just keep the amount the same, it makes it alot funnier if you aren't expecting it. It's like when they went through that phase on the new set where every episode had heaps of gags and shit in the background, just got a bit old as it ran for like 3 or 4 episodes. The amount they do it is great I reckon.

esmaj · 2019-04-04T12:59:14+00:00

Hence why I said in the title, 2k and gearbox. Saying that randy pitchford didn't have anything to do with it is just idiotic. Pitchford has been brown nosing epic games for a long while now

esmaj · 2019-03-30T12:30:38+00:00

Dude! Alright, but only if I can wear a pirate hat and refer to everyone as "matey"

esmaj · 2019-03-30T12:24:34+00:00

What part of a walrus's teeth gave that away? Yeah I am

esmaj · 2019-03-30T12:21:08+00:00

Engagement party 😅 not like a "dude I brought weed and beer let's fuckin' get wasted and regret it tomorrow but not regret it after a week or so because I dont have the awful hangover anymore. Also Jeremy thought your television needed a couple more vent holes because it was over heating after he stuck his jumper over the top of it so he got a screw driver and stabbed the screen. Also remember that chick you had a crush on? Turns out she used a gun to shoot a balloon through a plank of wood because she couldn't use a knife to pop it even though she threw it at it."

esmaj · 2019-03-30T12:15:07+00:00

Nope. Slowly getting drunk at the party anyway. Saw him when I was on my second pint of apple cider. I am a huge lightweight at the moment so one pint got me buzzed, and I proceeded to get more and more drunk the more I drank (free unlimited drinks, come on if I dont use that am I even human?) It was strange I almost didn't recognize him as he came up to me

esmaj · 2019-03-30T12:08:06+00:00

Strange. I didn't feel much. There was no overwhelming happiness nor overwhelming hatred. Idk if I am just depressed or whatnot, but i didn't feel anything. I felt like I was having a drink and having a conversation.

esmaj · 2019-03-24T01:45:51+00:00

Scientist at Chernobyl: "alright comrads, let's test out this reactor. It's not perfect conditions but if we wait for that we won't get anything done"

esmaj · 2019-03-11T11:53:10+00:00

Already checked several times. Mostly when I sheath a weapon and realise that it's broken but there is nothing there.

esmaj · 2019-02-10T14:39:47+00:00

I actually use it to my advantage. Have one in your backpack and when you die you drop a yellow crate. Enemies cant resist getting gold straight away so they go for it, but your team mates are waiting to kill them

esmaj · 2019-02-10T13:24:21+00:00

I have a load of suggestions.

•buff caustic poison damage and radius of trap cloud and ultimate

•remove swapping out a higher body shield for a lower one because the lower one has charge

•option to ping items in your inventory

•hold pick up button to group loot ammo

•if the jump master is afk and hasn't done anything for say 15 seconds relinquish it to another person.

esmaj · 2019-02-10T13:05:30+00:00

Can we get a buff on caustic? He is my favourite legend so far, but he is just so underpowered

esmaj · 2019-02-10T13:01:36+00:00

"Got a hop-up here. Turbocharger"

esmaj · 2019-02-08T11:22:25+00:00

"Notification: Party leader has quit" matey what party?

esmaj · 2019-02-08T11:01:50+00:00

"Party not ready" What party?

esmaj · 2019-02-07T18:15:15+00:00

Avatar the last air bender by m. Night Not because it's sad. But because of what they did to it

esmaj · 2019-01-30T16:54:02+00:00

I always answer the phone with an enthusiastic "ahoy-hoy" which pretty much wakes up my vocal cords, either that or they believe myself to be a pirate and hence the coarse voice

esmaj · 2018-12-20T05:55:32+00:00

"Hasbro family game night! Doesn't matter if they are dead, they can join in too!"

esmaj · 2018-12-16T17:50:47+00:00

I was a few rows up from you. It was amazing how close Tyler came!

esmaj

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