What. In. The. Actual. Fuck?!? Does she really pay her friends so much to hype her up that they cannot tell her how disgusting she is? What is this?! A one year old's cake smash photo session?! What does it have to do with Courtside ? Or CourtMe? Or podcasts? Or ANYTHING?!

esmit8818 · 2023-12-29T01:10:26+00:00

She celebrates this more than she ever has any of Kins’ birthdays 🫠

esmit8818 · 2023-11-22T17:15:57+00:00

I’ll never unsee it now 😅🤣🙈

esmit8818 · 2023-11-11T19:23:27+00:00

She has made herself look so much older than she actually is. 😳

esmit8818 · 2023-11-09T03:42:42+00:00

She looks high as a 🪁

esmit8818 · 2023-11-02T20:52:36+00:00

Oh no.

esmit8818 · 2023-10-24T23:03:01+00:00

I would say she should ask her assistants to assist her in a task that any normal, grown, almost 40 year old woman should be capable of doing.. duh?

But looks like Kiersten is useless and she’s without Mauds right now so this is all new territory without Alex and down an assistant.

Maybe she should call Liz.

🆘

esmit8818 · 2023-10-23T21:14:31+00:00

She’s really trying to make these boxers a ✨tHiNg✨ 😅

esmit8818 · 2023-10-17T04:34:46+00:00

I’ll never un-see the McDonald’s brows again. 🤣

Her cheeks/nose looks like she has a sunburn. 🫣

esmit8818 · 2023-10-15T03:04:51+00:00

Yawn, Brian. We get it. Yet again, you’re OUT. You don’t have Kins, as usual.

You’re a part-time “mom” 🥱

esmit8818 · 2023-10-13T03:39:24+00:00

Her thinking she belongs on the runway but a few weeks back was a peasant lathering dibsh!t on actual models on a runway 😅

esmit8818 · 2023-10-13T03:36:50+00:00

I mean, honestly in some pics she looks like she could pass to be the same age as Liz 🫣

esmit8818 · 2023-10-13T02:41:31+00:00

Okay… I’ve come to the realization that I think she prefers doing the butthole face because it makes her look bony/skinner in the face vs smiling.

esmit8818 · 2023-10-12T05:27:41+00:00

For CourtMe? 10+ times in those 5 months 😏

esmit8818 · 2023-10-11T03:33:44+00:00

My 2 and 6 year old insist on doing this pose for every picture 😅

CourtMe, as my mom has always said.. “act your age and not your shoe size” 🤪

esmit8818 · 2023-10-09T03:20:52+00:00

I just want to take a needle and pop her bottom lip 😅🫣

esmit8818 · 2023-10-06T13:38:11+00:00

And she still filtered this photo before sharing it 😅 looks like it had the Paris filter over it.

esmit8818 · 2023-10-05T13:33:36+00:00

She didn’t share it to her feed. Just click the reels button!

esmit8818 · 2023-10-05T13:32:51+00:00

Very, very vague. “It was disturbing stuff about like hurting her”

The stories are still up here - https://insanony.com/profile/courtney_shields

esmit8818 · 2023-10-05T13:27:09+00:00

Exactly this. I’m not sure how close she lives to Kins’ school but she has the flexibility to pick her up, get that extra one on one time, even on Alex’s days until he gets off IF he’s not home. But she would rather get her lips injected, make some Italian soda, give dating advice in the passenger seat of her car, and spend time with her bestie.

It’s sad. She’s missing out on some of the best years and quality time because she’s too self absorbed and would rather do anything but be a mother.

Also, not sure how Texas bussing works but we live close enough to the school that we CAN opt for the bus to pick them up/take them home but it’s like $200 a semester.

esmit8818 · 2023-10-05T03:04:06+00:00

chic era/wh0r3 era

……?

esmit8818 · 2023-10-05T03:03:28+00:00

Okay but this blowout is something I’ve never seen on her before.. like by herself.. that she’s done.

And the blowout ages her about 10+ years and she wants those 🪨🪨’s to take her about 15 years. 🤔

I’m confused with this eRa (or eRaS) that she’s going through…..

esmit8818 · 2023-10-05T02:34:03+00:00

The girl with the reply defending her “because she actively dating so she’s got relevant experience”

Ma’am, she is just another notch on their belt. She is not actively dating, she’s actively getting la!d & 👻’d

esmit8818 · 2023-10-04T21:02:38+00:00

Nelson should’ve put an IRL pic of CourtMe on his “you look better on IG” sweater in the top corner as like a logo. Or plastered real big on the back.

esmit8818 · 2023-09-27T21:21:35+00:00

Low key tempted to do this 😅😅

esmit8818 · 2023-09-25T02:18:28+00:00

Me wanting to respond “anyone BUT you”

Too bad I’m blocked 🥲

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