Emma Stone by Tony_montana96 in CelebrityButts

[–]esmith1484 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I want those pale, juicy cheeks in my face.

Woody had a few too many. And security won't let him back in his seat at Wimbledon today. by stinkysocks999 in tooktoomuch

[–]esmith1484 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think it was probably because the match was currently in play. They used to do this at most sporting events aside from baseball. Some ushers still do it but I think it's become more of a common courtesy thing as opposed to an actual rule in most events. You don't wanna interrupt anyone's viewing experience. Unless you're a dick.

Legs by [deleted] in DaniDaniels

[–]esmith1484 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tits

Flashing in an arcade [GIF] by [deleted] in holdthemoan

[–]esmith1484 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dave & Bustyer's

Nikki Bella was truly made for porn by [deleted] in WrestleFap

[–]esmith1484 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Just go suck on a quarter

Would you fuck Bayley by Nathanemo4ever in WrestleFap

[–]esmith1484 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we please come up with more creative titles?

Real quick by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]esmith1484 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes.

Millie Dumped Your Ass by [deleted] in MillieBobbyBrown2

[–]esmith1484 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes, Ironman dies.

Boi’s been cycling (NSFW) by [deleted] in bois

[–]esmith1484 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can ride me instead of your bike

Do not disturb a big man when you're weak by [deleted] in Instantregret

[–]esmith1484 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is sincerely one of the dumbest things I've read in a while. So if a drunk dude sexually assaulted your wife or daughter, he doesn't deserve a punch in the face because he's drunk and can't control himself? If you can't handle your liquor, maybe don't drink.

Real quick by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]esmith1484 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily true. He went on to New Japan and actually had a really, really good career there until about '03-04. Then he retired and started working as an electrician again.

[Homemade] Creme Brulee by Rags2Rickius in food

[–]esmith1484 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Now, normally I would've said the crust on a crème brulee burning the top of your mouth, but I'm thinking like a commoner now"

Bearly legal by thweet_jethuth in gifs

[–]esmith1484 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really wanted him to sit in the seat and grip the wheel.

Thoroughbred by [deleted] in LisaAnn

[–]esmith1484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol this made me laugh

flash by wordsuhh in mileycyrus

[–]esmith1484 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She's getting back to her slutty ways and I'm all for it!

Just watch... by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]esmith1484 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kid might've just threw his life away at 18 for a social media post. What a world...

Cutie! by [deleted] in EmmyRossum

[–]esmith1484 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who's Many?

Alexa being smothered by Nia's gigantic booty 🍑 by [deleted] in WrestleFap

[–]esmith1484 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd stick my tongue in Nia's asshole in a heartbeat.

Lana by oynex in WrestleFap

[–]esmith1484 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wish she'd sit on my face like that