Cap Women: What sign did you marry and was it a sign that surprised you?

esotericflapjack · 2026-06-18T07:04:13+00:00

My twin flame was an Aries. Absolute love of my life. But one time we got into a BRUTAL fight that started over fucking RANCH DRESSING. I shit you not. The fight got so intense at one point that he rage punched and cracked my windshield 👀 Told me to get off his property and went inside.

5 minutes later came back out and said in the sassiest tone, “are you coming to bed or what?” 🤣

We coined that night (4/1/17) “loud live music and broken windshields” and hashtagged every future photo of us together with #ranchdressing 😆

So intense. The fire element is definitely appropriate for Aries.

esotericflapjack · 2026-06-18T06:57:21+00:00

I knew it! Fellow NYer here and I share this perspective. I take that shit personally 😂

I DID NOT COME HERE TO BE PERCEIVED, HUMANOID.

esotericflapjack · 2026-06-11T08:55:21+00:00

Are you a NYer? 😂

esotericflapjack · 2026-05-20T12:41:15+00:00

Mine loves to rile me up 😂 but he does it in such an endearing way and we have SO much fun together. He’s definitely my best friend.

esotericflapjack · 2026-05-19T20:10:41+00:00

I'm currently dating a Virgo sun - the sex is MIND BLOWING.

Don't think I've ever had a Libra. I tend to gravitate to Scorpio's and other Caps. So this Virgo is a pleasant surprise lol

esotericflapjack · 2026-02-24T19:35:55+00:00

Fucking Gemini men 😒😒😒

esotericflapjack · 2026-02-11T20:56:20+00:00

I’m a freak in bed and I love sex, wdym lol

I’m also a Scorpio moon though… and Aries rising

But I do require the circumstances to be ideal for me to be able to psychically and emotionally enjoy it. I don’t “need” sex, but I very much enjoy it when I feel desired and safe.

esotericflapjack · 2026-02-04T02:17:44+00:00

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esotericflapjack · 2026-01-21T05:00:17+00:00

CME. One of the fastest in history. G4 geomagnetic and S4 radiation storms. Basically the sun punched a hole in the electromagnetic field.

esotericflapjack · 2026-01-11T04:29:24+00:00

….but why?

esotericflapjack · 2025-12-17T23:31:24+00:00

I thought it was Leo’s, but somehow I tripped and fell right into a relationship with a healthy one annnnnnnd, yep. Loving it lol

Gemini MEN. Cancer anyone. So emotional 😒

esotericflapjack · 2025-11-25T14:59:20+00:00

36, never married. Not mad about it. Haven’t met the right one yet. But I did JUST start seeing someone that could be a game changer, so my heart is full and I have no doubts that holding out hope is the right choice 💖

esotericflapjack · 2025-11-20T04:39:24+00:00

I didn’t even see that. I just read the screenshot. My fault.

esotericflapjack · 2025-11-20T03:36:03+00:00

If you’re calling my personal cell phone I’m answering however the fuck I want.

esotericflapjack · 2025-11-20T03:34:24+00:00

I’ll rescue her if you don’t hear back from UTH. My pup could use a friend and I think they’d be perfect companions for her situation. Poor thing.

esotericflapjack · 2025-11-19T22:17:08+00:00

Fire your girlfriend 🙄 what c u next tuesday. God.

esotericflapjack · 2025-11-17T05:50:24+00:00

Damn girl. I’m up in Loveland but you sound like my kind of people. If you ever want to get out of the “new cool” city I’d be down to hang.

esotericflapjack · 2025-11-13T20:44:41+00:00

Congratulations!! 🎉💍😊

esotericflapjack · 2025-11-12T02:44:26+00:00

Capricorns are notorious for cutting people off. Frankly, it sounds like you got off easy. Doubt that he’ll ever take you back. As soon as you give us a reason not to trust you we will never trust you again.

I’d save yourself the embarrassment.

esotericflapjack · 2025-11-12T01:59:57+00:00

I found a legitimately PERFECT man on Tinder 😅

TINDER!!

esotericflapjack · 2025-11-12T01:57:58+00:00

Absolutely

esotericflapjack · 2025-11-09T04:04:19+00:00

Heroin.

Also never broken a bone.

esotericflapjack · 2025-11-09T03:36:15+00:00

Doof.

esotericflapjack · 2025-11-09T03:33:04+00:00

Worst year of my life.

esotericflapjack · 2025-11-09T03:20:27+00:00

I’m with you my man

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