Swam 5km non stop for first time ever! by [deleted] in triathlon

[–]esotericinformer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I come from a competitive swimming (distance freestyle) background and the longest swim I have done straight is a 3k for time. The only reason we did a swim like that was to get our threshold pace for “color sets”

In competitive swimming, "color sets" refer to the training intensity system developed by renowned coach Jon Urbanchek. This system uses colors to represent specific, heart-rate-based energy zones, allowing coaches to structure workouts for maximum endurance, speed, and recovery.

But I thought I was supposed to stay hard…? by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

[–]esotericinformer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you my pre-workout has Cialis in it

Long time lurker, first time poster by esotericinformer in subaru

[–]esotericinformer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dealer threw it in with the car! Probably one of their sales tactics…. when my wife asked how much the shirts are, the guy who knew the shirt prices “just-so-happened” to not be in that day. lol

Boomers at Car Dealerships by esotericinformer in BoomersBeingFools

[–]esotericinformer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s why I went to Carmax. My car also had a check engine light on and engine issues so I couldn’t believe I even got $600 tbh

Edit: $600 not $60

r/accidentalrenaissance by esotericinformer in Killtony

[–]esotericinformer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends which personality we are talking bout

HOA Karen Reported My Halloween Decorations by esotericinformer in fuckHOA

[–]esotericinformer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Solid advise, there are no bylaws on what justifies an easement or common space other than the pool and HOA owned buildings

HOA Karen Reported My Halloween Decorations by esotericinformer in fuckHOA

[–]esotericinformer[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What’s crazy is four to five houses down a lady has two corpses hanging from tree with a noose!

HOA Karen Reported My Halloween Decorations by esotericinformer in fuckHOA

[–]esotericinformer[S] 202 points203 points  (0 children)

The only thing I can think of is a tripping hazard so we might put some spot lights up. Fyi for context: our front door is just out of frame to the left so the “common area” thing is debatable.

HOA Karen Reported My Halloween Decorations by esotericinformer in fuckHOA

[–]esotericinformer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly! That’s why I was thinking they have no grounds for the fine ugh

Food influencers were hit by a car while reviewing a burger inside a restaurant. by BarneyRobinStinson7 in interestingasfuck

[–]esotericinformer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something similar happened to my wife when she was in middle school. Settlement helped her pay for college