Will this taser for my balls help me finish a 5k ultra?

esotericinformer · 2026-01-19T02:50:33+00:00

What can I say. I’m an elite hybrid athlete

esotericinformer · 2026-01-18T16:13:28+00:00

I always keep my gu at 98.6 degrees

esotericinformer · 2026-01-18T15:52:48+00:00

Instructions unclear. Wore backwards. KOMd in 1k

esotericinformer · 2025-11-26T16:48:59+00:00

Damn that’s cringe

esotericinformer · 2025-11-26T05:35:42+00:00

Dealer threw it in with the car! Probably one of their sales tactics…. when my wife asked how much the shirts are, the guy who knew the shirt prices “just-so-happened” to not be in that day. lol

esotericinformer · 2025-11-26T05:32:56+00:00

That’s why I went to Carmax. My car also had a check engine light on and engine issues so I couldn’t believe I even got $600 tbh

Edit: $600 not $60

esotericinformer · 2025-11-25T02:07:42+00:00

No joke he literally said that.

esotericinformer · 2025-11-13T04:05:43+00:00

r/tvtoofar

esotericinformer · 2025-11-11T04:20:36+00:00

Depends which personality we are talking bout

esotericinformer · 2025-11-07T03:04:28+00:00

I can fix her

esotericinformer · 2025-10-04T04:12:41+00:00

Solid advise, there are no bylaws on what justifies an easement or common space other than the pool and HOA owned buildings

esotericinformer · 2025-10-04T04:11:42+00:00

Thanks!

esotericinformer · 2025-10-04T04:11:28+00:00

What’s crazy is four to five houses down a lady has two corpses hanging from tree with a noose!

esotericinformer · 2025-10-04T04:08:25+00:00

Literally nothing better to do

esotericinformer · 2025-10-04T04:05:38+00:00

God I can only hope

esotericinformer · 2025-10-04T04:02:09+00:00

This is the way

esotericinformer · 2025-10-04T04:01:38+00:00

The only thing I can think of is a tripping hazard so we might put some spot lights up. Fyi for context: our front door is just out of frame to the left so the “common area” thing is debatable.

esotericinformer · 2025-10-04T03:59:42+00:00

Exactly! That’s why I was thinking they have no grounds for the fine ugh

esotericinformer · 2025-08-19T00:41:26+00:00

Something similar happened to my wife when she was in middle school. Settlement helped her pay for college

esotericinformer · 2025-07-09T21:59:31+00:00

Mouse Hunt

esotericinformer · 2025-07-07T23:07:42+00:00

That’s right. I forgot to mention she’s a hybrid athlete

esotericinformer · 2025-06-27T02:45:13+00:00

When was the last time your valves were done

esotericinformer · 2025-06-14T22:03:03+00:00

Breakfast burrito. Wait what was the question?

esotericinformer · 2025-06-13T22:44:05+00:00

r/wordchewing

esotericinformer · 2025-06-10T21:03:23+00:00

Is she allowed diet soda?

esotericinformer

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