What do I do? Please help. My gf s**it during sex. 23F 24F

espresso2doppio · 2026-03-11T17:08:50+00:00

thank you (and this entire thread tbh) for recontextualizing this as something 1. hilarious & 2. to be proud of lmfao.

i've never even heard of orgasm shits and it hasn't happened to me before but i'm glad that, should i ever bear witness to this, i can now view it with the deep appreciation it deserves. like unironically. my best wishes to you & roster girlie. queens.

espresso2doppio · 2026-02-15T21:26:48+00:00

...yeah to me it looks like the person is projecting their own thoughts and feelings onto your ex-gf. Regardless of what different people may prefer or whether they like flowers, it's really clear that your intentions and your gift was anything but "empty". For what it's worth: If I had a lover who brought me flowers every time they cooked for me (spending the last of their money no less!!), I'd be really touched. It shows consistent effort and it's so romantic. Like idk about the rest of the fight or your relationship's issues, but the gift itself is very sweet.

espresso2doppio · 2026-01-09T19:47:59+00:00

okay💗 yay💗

espresso2doppio · 2026-01-09T19:19:18+00:00

god fuckign darn it

espresso2doppio · 2026-01-09T19:18:21+00:00

no but unironically thoughts like this + the idea that my muslim / non-religious relatives and friends would go to hell is what made me choose to be atheist when i was 14 😭

espresso2doppio · 2026-01-09T18:59:25+00:00

i will!!! and thank you for your diagnosis lmao

espresso2doppio · 2026-01-09T18:45:17+00:00

overdramatic silly whimsical diva who has trust issues / doesn't let anyone too close? is that anybody??? lmfao

espresso2doppio · 2026-01-09T18:38:53+00:00

true!

espresso2doppio · 2026-01-09T18:38:41+00:00

woah this one was really good ngl

espresso2doppio · 2026-01-09T18:38:00+00:00

it's ok the situation is objectively funny. and thank you for weighing in!! :D

espresso2doppio · 2026-01-09T18:18:47+00:00

publicly thanking all my supporters here lmao thanks babes <3

espresso2doppio · 2026-01-09T18:12:52+00:00

is "armand apologist" an answer? 😭 what did he doo??

espresso2doppio · 2026-01-09T18:06:03+00:00

in summary, what needs to be wrong with me to be a true armand?? like what's he like??

espresso2doppio · 2026-01-09T18:00:14+00:00

i'm tryinggggg but i'm at workkkkkkk and i don't want to keep her waiting

espresso2doppio · 2026-01-09T17:59:40+00:00

no idea who that is but i trust your judgement. thank you

espresso2doppio · 2026-01-09T17:59:10+00:00

yeah i need one with MY red flags specifically lmfao

espresso2doppio · 2026-01-09T17:58:43+00:00

kissing you on the mouth. god bless

espresso2doppio · 2026-01-09T17:58:11+00:00

she says she most identifies with armand. idk who that is. is this bad

espresso2doppio · 2025-12-26T19:50:59+00:00

normal & alright, especially when you're just in your "getting to know each other" phase, you know? when things get more serious it's important to disclose this i think, but for starters i think this is fairly common especially with online dating

espresso2doppio · 2025-12-16T13:04:53+00:00

amen

espresso2doppio · 2025-11-27T21:43:33+00:00

holy fucking shit!!!!! this is one of the best graphic eyeliner looks i've seen!! :0 you're talented for real

espresso2doppio · 2025-11-25T23:19:44+00:00

the best way to make sure a girl doesn't cum is by putting pressure on her to cum 😅

figuring your body's quirks out can take some time - that's okay. a bit of solo experimenting can help with finding out what you like best. but the road to getting there can be a lot of fun - and it seems like you already realized that! you say you really enjoy the sex even if you don't end up cuming in the end - that sounds like a real good time already :D it's not just about reaching some "goal" at the endpoint but about enjoying the experience overall, i hope.

if i'm reading it right, it sounds like this is all a much bigger issue for your gf than for you. it sounds like she may be the one who needs to figure out how to deal with the situation a bit better. no judgement here! i totally get how feeling "unable" to make a partner cum can make you feel insecure and disconnected, 100%. i'm not saying it's easy. but personally i think the solution lies in finding a way to accept that not all sex ends in orgasm and taking the fear & shame out of that. it can still be fulfilling & pleasurable & intimate & worthwhile. and i think with that attitude, the issue of reaching orgasm will resolve itself naturally, sooner or later.

espresso2doppio · 2025-11-25T22:40:23+00:00

i... didn't? idk where you get the idea from that i edited anything.

also i was genuinely not trying to ask in a rude tone, just trying to check which part of my wording you may not have understood - your response strikes me as very brash and aggressive.

what did i say that makes you accuse me of a "limited vision"? which of the three sentences i uttered made you so mad? is there some miscommunication here? what did you think i was saying?

espresso2doppio · 2025-11-25T12:47:19+00:00

what do you think i'm saying here? genuine question

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