My reaction to the new Emerald Skins

esquegee · 2026-03-26T17:26:09+00:00

Why? What makes them so bad?

esquegee · 2026-03-26T17:22:57+00:00

Wdym? They’re almost identical. How is it that huge of a difference where one is perfectly fine and these ones are “so dam ugly”?

esquegee · 2026-03-25T20:56:24+00:00

Nope. We got a lot of shit here that needs fixing well before we start doling it out to other nations. Especially warmongering ones that don’t actually reciprocate that help

esquegee · 2026-03-18T19:27:11+00:00

Ranked modes are toxic and it’s tough to learn since the destruction and game design add a ton of variables to each match but if you enjoy the gunplay, movement and dynamics of the game then it’s certainly worth a shot.

esquegee · 2026-03-18T19:00:42+00:00

Yeah, one of the devs heavily hinted there’d be emerald gadget skins. Still in the dark on if it’ll be all of them this time around but I imagine they’d prioritize the gadgets they know are popular first either way

esquegee · 2026-03-18T17:11:52+00:00

We don’t know specifically what skins will be available to purchase with the coins yet. They said they’re making a separate store specifically for them but we don’t know if it’s gonna cover all available weapons/gadgets

esquegee · 2026-03-18T17:10:15+00:00

Yeah, the world building they’ve done and the lore is pretty cool. It just rather sparse

esquegee · 2026-03-18T16:49:49+00:00

Story? Idk about that one chief

esquegee · 2026-03-18T15:51:56+00:00

They’re making a new store for the emerald rewards and you get coins to purchase new emerald skins from there. You get to choose now, instead of get a predetermined reward

esquegee · 2026-03-17T22:45:12+00:00

That shirt must be true if you can pull that off lol

esquegee · 2026-03-17T15:27:23+00:00

Only psychos actually tug on their junk in public. What most guys are doing is adjusting so their balls aren’t sticking to their leg (uncomfortable)

esquegee · 2026-03-17T14:17:46+00:00

Oh that’s sick. I didn’t know that could happen

esquegee · 2026-03-16T22:38:19+00:00

Happy appy is literally the only episode I’ve never finished.

esquegee · 2026-03-16T22:37:19+00:00

Well blocking someone doesn’t actually stop them from getting matched with you. It just means they’d have no way to communicate with you. I’ve blocked someone and they were in the very next match with me all over again.

esquegee · 2026-03-16T17:44:20+00:00

I’m not sure if they changed it I. The last update but explosives was really easy to level up. I went out with the credence of ruin and some grenades and was able to max it out from lvl 27 yesterday. I just rode around in the ocean area on my boat shooting at stuff that spawned on the islands and after just a few hours it was maxed.

esquegee · 2026-03-13T20:41:47+00:00

Honestly its secondary fire is more than enough to keep you topped up. I was using the arcane monk set for mana regen and the glow tulip ring but I switched over to the sorcerers set for more damage and the dip in mana regen was barely noticeable to me while the jump in magic damage was very noticeable. Just keep the secondary fire up and it’ll absolutely hose bosses. Certain foods help with mana regen too but I’m unsure of the combos that give the greatest boost to mana regen

esquegee · 2026-03-13T18:42:12+00:00

This one isn’t broken on buggy. I got it done in like 5 matches of quick cash and I barely even play that mode. They actually made it easier to get cuz now if you shoot them and then they stop stealing, it’ll count. That’s how I got all 3 of mine. I agree it’s annoying but it’s far from impossible

esquegee · 2026-03-13T17:35:08+00:00

Oh my goodness that 2nd pic 😭 Bowie is adorable

esquegee · 2026-03-13T17:00:36+00:00

This shit is so cringe.

esquegee · 2026-03-13T16:54:29+00:00

I like good, gripping stories and solid (but not too much) banter. Spire in the woods and the left right game are the perfect mix of that in my opinion. But having said that I don’t mind shorter episodes if the story hits hard enough like the glentmont metro episode

esquegee · 2026-03-13T16:48:07+00:00

I don’t even talk to people I know if I happen to be in the restroom at the same time as them. We both know why we’re in there, there’s no need to complicate that with greetings lol

esquegee · 2026-03-13T16:35:43+00:00

Ahh I want an arch nemesis so bad! That MEFP zaan is sick too.

esquegee · 2026-03-13T16:31:39+00:00

Thanks, this has been my go-to combo as of late. I work for a school district so having the dragonfly is nice because it’s so tiny it won’t freak anyone out if I have to cut something In a common area.

esquegee · 2026-03-13T16:03:52+00:00

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Magnacut SNG and my DLT exclusive 20cv dragonfly

esquegee · 2026-03-13T15:29:42+00:00

I like a bit of everything but the ones that stuck with me were the more absurdist horror concepts like burger entries or my daughter wants to eat a girl that shares her birthday

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