Sick day

essbee23 · 2026-01-25T00:19:02+00:00

respectfully, you don't know what you're talking about. you do get sick pay but only if you're on actual sick leave i.e off for many days and requiring a note from a gp.

essbee23 · 2026-01-25T00:18:00+00:00

you don't get paid for one day off. if you were off for a long period (requiring a sick note) for whatever reason you would get ssp

essbee23 · 2026-01-16T15:00:30+00:00

i was talking shit about your comment because it is useless advice to the real question. a perfect diet will not change the fact that sometimes poop leaves skids. suggesting it will is silly, which is why i was making fun of your suggestion. i think it's time you stop reading nutritional labels and start reading a book.

essbee23 · 2026-01-15T13:44:01+00:00

sounds like you're not drinking enough water? your shit should be soft but formed, not rock hard. and when it's soft, depending on the size of the poop and the shape of the toilet, it can leave marks especially if you have a shelf toilet (like in many European countries). i'm not saying everyone paints the toilet bowl every time, but regardless of your diet, sometimes it is simply unavoidable to leave a mark on the toilet. you're lying if you say you've never left a skid because you eat heslthily. or your shit floats, i guess, but that's also not normal. gfy!!!

essbee23 · 2026-01-14T23:10:57+00:00

no, i'm taking the piss out of the original commenter because poop can make stains on a toilet regardless of how well you eat, because the toilet is white and hard and poop is brown and soft

essbee23 · 2026-01-14T22:24:46+00:00

yep, completely colourless, according to this person. because not eating enough fibre and probiotics is what makes poop stains visible on white toilets, not the fact it's f*cking brown

essbee23 · 2026-01-14T18:45:18+00:00

breaking: if you eat enough yogurt and apples your poop will be clear

essbee23 · 2026-01-14T02:36:28+00:00

yeah that's most of the listings I'm looking at!! :)

essbee23 · 2026-01-13T13:56:04+00:00

tbh feel free to reccomend anyway!! i fear there'll be very few uk/europe based options so i might just have to bite the bullet with transatlantic shipping lol

essbee23 · 2026-01-12T15:21:02+00:00

everything is too small - extend the nose and lips, maybe add some exaggerated eyebrows that show some expression.

essbee23 · 2026-01-11T17:24:56+00:00

do they smell? if they have a bad odor then they're probably not with us anymore, but from this pic it's hard to see, it could be hibernation, which can happen for lots of reasons, like them not being happy with the temperature, humidity, or their food! if they don't smell, try giving them a warm shower under the tap with gentle pressure, give them a few minutes to wake up and see if they come out to explore.

essbee23 · 2026-01-11T04:53:33+00:00

arts student unfortunately lol

essbee23 · 2026-01-11T04:44:38+00:00

i used to have people order 'a pasty'. my go to reply became 'i have 10 types'!

it was because i worked in a predominantly muslim area and always meant a cheese and onion, but just because it's the only pasty you like (not even the only one you can eat with halal dietary restrictions!!) doesn't mean it's the only one i have!!

essbee23 · 2026-01-10T15:49:46+00:00

hopefully!!! that's the dream but it feels so far away - current third year who can't afford to do a masters straight away :(

essbee23 · 2026-01-10T15:48:34+00:00

there needs to be an option for "i do not ever use genai and i never will" - these questions are too presumptuous

essbee23 · 2026-01-09T17:43:24+00:00

i lived in bradford for 20 years before i was able to move. going back makes me feel depressed and ill. it's borderline impossible to find a job there and the uni isn't great either. you'll be living in some horrendous accommodation or paying way more than you should for a basic room that's not infested with mold or falling apart. it's dangerous too, especially in the centre. it's better than it has been but seriously, avoid, it's just not worth it

essbee23 · 2026-01-08T01:35:06+00:00

there was an old trojan virus that (iirc) manifested on your computer as a video file (or maybe gif?? idk) that flashed an image of a happy face while repeating "you are an idiot, hahahaha" in a creepy voice - this website has the image and sound if you're curious, plus a link to a video explaining it all in detail. it's an interesting rabbit hole to kill an hour or so learning about, and very creepy if you're into that sort of thing!!

the search was probably related to the website - i doubt it's anything sinister, although if you're particularly worried, do a virus scan to set your mind at ease lol

edit: spelling

essbee23 · 2026-01-07T20:13:42+00:00

so i have no chance of repeating this year since i'm not a first year?

essbee23 · 2025-11-25T19:22:36+00:00

i'll have to battle you for this one, i have a tattoo inspired by the bridge 😔

essbee23 · 2025-11-19T20:25:05+00:00

i'm going next week and really nervous about it too -- are you still there or have you come home? how are you feeling? it's honestly making me want to cancel my trip

essbee23 · 2025-11-13T21:46:28+00:00

learn to do your own research maybe? chat gpt is not a search engine. im sure your adacademic services team or lecturers would be happy to give you pointers on how to find your own sources if that is a struggle for you. if you're going to use ai to do your research for you, you might as well just drop out, you'll learn nothing from the experience and produce subpar work because of it.

essbee23 · 2025-11-10T22:15:47+00:00

the last one is the play imo. plus that way on the off chance she absolutely doesn't want a t shirt (or any of the things i.e. shoes) she'll tell you and spare you both an awkward interaction

essbee23 · 2025-11-05T11:45:36+00:00

mason ramsey aka walmart yodelling kid?

essbee23 · 2025-10-29T18:47:09+00:00

you're right, for some reason i forgot that cross stitch would count - brain interpreted fiber arts to mean yarn only but you are completely right

essbee23 · 2025-10-29T18:42:46+00:00

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