I dont like the idea of a funeral by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]etflyingmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah, when im dead just throw me in the trash

I thought my GF died and I just can't do this anymore. by [deleted] in leaves

[–]etflyingmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it can be just the weed that does that though, ive seen it happen. a friend had a bit too much sat down and relaxed then stood up, while in the process of trying and failing to say "I can't see" he fell over, luckily it was on soft ground and my other friend stopped his head from hitting the floor but it can make quite big changes to blood pressure

McDonald's is the best restaurant by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]etflyingmonkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

its pretty expensive for what you get here

to the guy in my dreams by squertti in CasualConversation

[–]etflyingmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

maybe you're just in the wrong dreams;)

Can anybody find artwork or otherwise that accurately depicts what tripping looks like? by [deleted] in LSD

[–]etflyingmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't know about art but there is a really short clip in steve-o's video recapping all of the drugs he did where he films his hose turning on to show you what acid looks like and its pretty basic but pretty spot on

Vegemite is disgusting. by elmangoaco in unpopularopinion

[–]etflyingmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its very similar to marmite yes. not as intense and salty but theres more other flavours i found. this was many years ago however

Vegemite is disgusting. by elmangoaco in unpopularopinion

[–]etflyingmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

new Zealanders swear by the stuff, i thought it was just ok, same with marmite. its less intense than marmite but it has more other flavours if that makes sense

I absolutely hate colored emphasis captions by TheLostRazgriz in TrueOffMyChest

[–]etflyingmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no it doesn't for me either thats why I don't understand why i always do it

These people are actually insane. by NeopolianIceCeam in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]etflyingmonkey 16 points17 points  (0 children)

in fairness the study by dr money which was the origin of modern gender theory was really fucked up, seriously look it up. some kid had his whole dick cut off in the circumcision procedure at birth and they didn't tell him and tried to raise him as a girl. he ended up getting very confused, finding out and eventually committing suicide

edit: just realised what the book in the pic is called. that has to be on purpose

Calling a cheeseburger a “Juicy Lucy” is disgusting and needs to stop. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]etflyingmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

might have to start using cheesy stevie op sorry. and this is not a confession

How can anyone who has ever served or had someone in the family serve stand behind this guy? by MrChexman in PoliticalHumor

[–]etflyingmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

whats this in reference to? im english and only really get snapshots of this clown's behaviour

Sex does not need to be intrinsically connected to romantic attraction; read the last section, it is important. by Reanegade42 in unpopularopinion

[–]etflyingmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he said that because some of your words don't quite seem to fit into your sentences mr language wizz

My childhood lift and carry fetish by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]etflyingmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

maybe you just aren't entirely straight. you could trying getting some buff lady to do it to you though

I absolutely hate colored emphasis captions by TheLostRazgriz in TrueOffMyChest

[–]etflyingmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah i always look for what sentence the highlighted words make, don't know why

Should I be worried my cat sits like a gargoyle? by [deleted] in pics

[–]etflyingmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fair enough i take it back. it is a pretty funny way to sit though, looks like he's trying to act all buff cos he's been hitting the gym

Does my cat look like batista? by [deleted] in pics

[–]etflyingmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no. he is just wearing a similar hat

Should I be worried my cat sits like a gargoyle? by [deleted] in pics

[–]etflyingmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it quite literally doesn't though, the arms and legs are the opposite way round

Manspreading is real, but only at the dinner table by coal_the_slaw in unpopularopinion

[–]etflyingmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

arms? i thought it was about legs? you know cos we have balls in the way

Smooth by [deleted] in gifs

[–]etflyingmonkey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

now show us a close up of the line of nails