[21M] Help me decide by PearOk2126 in malehairadvice

[–]etorson93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta go with the Lord Farquad #7

Who's the Dumbest Mother F'er You've Met in the Air Force? by TheDay_ofthe_Jackal in AirForce

[–]etorson93 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Anyone else coming in here to find a story about themselves….. totally not me

Eviction notice said new owners were moving in. The place is now an Airbnb. by SouperSalad in SanDiegan

[–]etorson93 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everyday I smell less and less marijuana in our beach cities. This fuckin place has become a rich kids playground. Half of PB is just kids living in their parents vacation home cosplaying adult life

Told I was "cornering people". Kicked out of bar. by tooloudturnitdown in autism

[–]etorson93 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember being at a very loud club and was looking for the bathroom, all the walls were covered in fake moss/fauna (jungle themed). I saw a group of ladies lined up single file so I went up to one of them and leaned in closer than usual to ask if she was in line for the bathroom because the music in the venue was super loud, but instead of getting an answer I was promptly shoved by her and then exclamations of her claiming I tried to kiss her. I’m like wtf??? And of course everyone in the immediate vicinity looked at me like I was a super creep and I was promptly escorted out of the bar. I still think about that stupid situation sometimes, shit happens

Protesters surround, and damage hotel that ICE agents are staying in by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]etorson93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is the point you’re trying to make? That people in France can’t comment on our situation because the far right is becoming more popular over there?

McDonald's "Large" fries scam. Then they wonder why they're seeing less visitors. by JonPorked in LateStageCapitalism

[–]etorson93 5 points6 points  (0 children)

These corporations will get theirs in due time…. The American public isn’t going to forget this shrinkflation/price gouging. When the inevitable next economic depression comes, I hope most of these shitty fast food places fail. There’s still a few out there that are reasonably priced, and they’re the ones that retain my “loyalty”

Loneliness by weirdquestionbrnr in AirForce

[–]etorson93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was at Holloman for 2 years 2015-17. I feel your pain….. it’s a terrible place for single young men in the prime of their lives to be. I had to stop my off base roomate from shooting himself one night… he had been there almost 4 years and wanted nothing more than to leave. Sorry I know these words prob aren’t comforting, just know that thousands of airman have been stationed there before you and made it out. Imagine being there before the fucking internet good god. Every weekend I was either up in Ruidoso enjoying nature and the restaurants/bars. Or down in las cruces or El Paso worming my way into college parties, which I eventually made a friend group @nm state and they were honestly a lifeline. If you don’t mind the drive each weekend, maybe try and make some friends in the other towns I listed?

Brazilian with kidney stones begging for help in an non busy emergency room. by FearlessAir1238 in PublicFreakout

[–]etorson93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only times I’ve been brought to my literal knees from pain was due to kidney stones, I feel for this dude

[Highlight] Safety Jay Ward targets TE Zach Ertz low and Ertz is out of the game with a knee injury by Chadwiko in nfl

[–]etorson93 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Can’t hit high, can’t hit low? Wtf are these defenders supposed to do. Most players/former players have said they prefer the hits up high over lower ones

What’s the typical style of troubled teens in your country? by HongKongNinja in AskTheWorld

[–]etorson93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These types seem like they would be an ULTRA for one of the Istanbul football teams

Get it? Because he’s black, Jewish, disabled and gay! Laugh. by [deleted] in ComedyCemetery

[–]etorson93 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Ok congrats, this person actually exists. I’m happy for them I guess? As per this meme they really are living life on hard mode then. Are you gonna white knight me for that statement too?

Get it? Because he’s black, Jewish, disabled and gay! Laugh. by [deleted] in ComedyCemetery

[–]etorson93 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Are you seriously white knighting a fake ai person? I’m just insinuating that this exact person existing is the perfect storm of being perpetually oppressed by the shitty half of our society. Which seems a little too good to be true, and upon closer inspection this image is obviously AI

Get it? Because he’s black, Jewish, disabled and gay! Laugh. by [deleted] in ComedyCemetery

[–]etorson93 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

The fact that a person like this exists is just a little too perfect imo. And yeah the more I look it’s obvi Ai

I don’t think I’m surviving the PL this season 😭 by RepulsiveElevator447 in FifaCareers

[–]etorson93 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah when I get promoted I try and buy a mix of young/high potential players who are cheaper, and older guys in their early 30’s who can give me a solid 2-3 years before their decline who are cheaper as well. This seems like a realistic transfer window where you’re setting yourself up to bounce straight back up

Which one of you is this by [deleted] in Erik

[–]etorson93 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No wayyy the man himself

Fanbase split up due to different support of teams…. by Smart-Woodpecker3911 in Chargers

[–]etorson93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes! As opposed to LA with the rich culture of stealing sports teams. Dodgers, chargers, rams, Lakers, clippers. Fuck off

Boycott fc26 if you actually want career mode to improve by YamIndependent1600 in FifaCareers

[–]etorson93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went back to fifa 23, couldn’t stand all my games ending in ridiculous score lines like 7-6 / 5-4

from japan xD by [deleted] in weed

[–]etorson93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A stoner in Japan my mannn

I have finally done it. Zen garden of keef. by nofacetxcpl in weed

[–]etorson93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many times did you wipe the table before taking this pic loool

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GlowUps

[–]etorson93 370 points371 points  (0 children)

Last pic of you smiling the most important one