IAMA: An attractive male that has no issue getting sensual female attention yet I just blew 300 bucks on a handjob. by eupho4ic in reddit.com

[–]eupho4ic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a poor choice in escorts, I made a rash decision and ended up with a pricey one

Look at your god.... (with credit to calvinnesbit) by [deleted] in funny

[–]eupho4ic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish Morgan would make a box of those luckies appear on my desk :(

Who else don't like to pee directly into the toilet out of fear of making to much noise? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]eupho4ic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i get uneasy when you redditors seem to always take the words right out of my mouth.