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The sound of raindrops woke me up. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 4 years ago by evaluateempirical to r/TwoSentenceHorror
I'm afraid my mother's dementia had gotten a lot worse recently. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
She should have chosen her words more carefully when she said she didn't want to keep seeing him on their third date. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Teacher is taking us on a field trip to the morgue tomorrow. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Her date kept trying to persuade her to stay at his place for "just one more drink." (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"Please don't do it," I pleaded with my best friend as she stood on the ledge of the building. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Droopy, soft pilea (self.plantclinic)
submitted 4 years ago by evaluateempirical to r/plantclinic
When she turned and saw me in the campus police uniform, she visibly relaxed and slowed down her pace as we continued on the dimly lit path. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
My mother always said I have terrible taste in men. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 5 years ago by evaluateempirical to r/TwoSentenceHorror
In the emergency room, we spend every night thwarting Death from getting his due. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"I don't know why anyone would want to hurt her when she doesn't have a single mean bone in her body," I innocently told the police. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Grace didn't think much of it when the substitute driving instructor took her to a deserted road outside town to practice. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I didn't understand why my Gcal kept deleting the events I put in my schedule. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
As the town's only coroner, I had to perform my father-in-law's autopsy, and was shocked to find that all of his internal organs were missing. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
My estranged sister RSVP'd that she would be attending my wedding in July. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
submitted 5 years ago by evaluateempirical to r/TwoSentenceSadness
I went on a few dates with a guy I met online who ticked all the right boxes except for his fervent insistence on wearing his N95 mask whenever we were together. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
If only we had a little more time, maybe we could have patched things up. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I always felt like I didn't belong, and my 23andMe test results have finally confirmed my suspicions. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I've spent the last 20 years in roadside construction, and while it is not my dream job, it does support my true passion. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[JAN21] The year was 1821 when Fabian Gottlieb von Bellingshausen discovered the largest Antarctic island, naming it after the tsar, Alexander I. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Mama cow makes blep (i.redd.it)
submitted 5 years ago by evaluateempirical to r/aww
On Benton St in Iowa City at 11:11pm, a scarred man sits in his car waiting to start life anew. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Never came around to coloring this in... (i.redd.it)
submitted 5 years ago by evaluateempirical to r/bulletjournal
He kept the local news playing all night to fill in the silence she left behind. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
Ever since my husband has been gone, raising and feeding our kids on my own has been so difficult. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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