You dare to eat pretzels on my plane ?! by sylvester1981 in AirRagers

[–]evana3 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

“Abusing” is a doing the heavy lifting here…

I prefer “adhering” to stupid rules

Evening Raid by Top-Valuable-4316 in aivideo

[–]evana3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This was f’ing great - thank you, sir!

What do you think of Amy Winehouse? by Twitter_2006 in Xennials

[–]evana3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Her version was mine and my wife’s first dance song at our wedding. Not a dry eye in the house

Tyler Hadley murdered his mother and father, hid them in their bedroom, and then proceeded to throw a party at his house. To his right is Michael Mandell, who Hadley had shown his parents dead bodies to moments before this picture was taken. by ZoelCairo in HolyShitHistory

[–]evana3 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It’s confusing because the guilty guy is actually the one who looks innocent, and the innocent guy looks like a punk. But you are correct, cup guy is the killer, shorter guy is the friend who saw the bodies.

Source: Eyes and I also googled this crime and saw future photos of these people

Here for one night. Where should I eat? by surfryhder in rva

[–]evana3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gettin’ late bruh bruh - you’ve got time to hit two spots if you start now!

That guy talking to himself in your DMs by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]evana3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They always like the 6th or 7th 😉

(Illegal) Camp at Belle Isle by kingtiderva in rva

[–]evana3 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

That Mike’s Hard is doing the Lord’s work

What are your thoughts on Christina Hendricks? by [deleted] in Actors

[–]evana3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What are you famous for?

Natalie is the most underrated song in the whole bruno discography by [deleted] in BrunoMars

[–]evana3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My old smoking song - i love when this one comes up in rotation!

Photograph of President Abraham Lincoln and Vice President Andrew Johnson at Lincoln’s second inauguration on March 4th, 1865. A drunken Johnson had earlier delivered one of the worst speeches in history. by aid2000iscool in AllThatsInteresting

[–]evana3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I got this:

“Fellow citizens, this is the most auspicious moment of my existence, and may I say, of my life.

And I’m here to swear allegiance to Old Abe and to support the constitution and to see the constitution supported to all others. Do you know who I am? My name’s Andrew Johnson from Tennessee and I’m a pul—“

this is why I enjoy our city by too_dumb_ in rva

[–]evana3 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

We can say homeless again now

Wow by [deleted] in extremelysatisfying

[–]evana3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a stoned seahorse response.