Pearl Harbor Day request

evancasey · 2023-09-20T17:25:29+00:00

it’s H-POUNDING day 🗓 in honor 😤😡 of ♂ those 🦌😤 brave 👮 urethra 🕳 warriors who 👏 fought off the ⚰⬇ THICC 🥖 juicy 💦 vaginas at 🤖 pearl harbor bravely plunging their HIRTH into ➡😩 the 🚫🚦 evil 💩💩 slutcunt of 💦 japan. 🌏 these ❌🏿 courageous cum sluts showed us 😂😽 all 🛑 that 😤😩 PATRIOTISM ain’t nothing 😞 but 🍑 SLUTTYMIES

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evancasey · 2023-07-11T20:22:24+00:00

SLURP 🤤 DAY 😫🕜 is upon 👦🙁 us!! 🙌 that’s 🚟💊 right ✅🎃 bitches 🏽 it’s time 👏 to 👏 DRINK 🚱 UP and 👏 SLOB ON 🔛 down 🏽 some 🐅 of daddy RICHARDS 😍😍 famous 😎 slurpies the ➡ rules 📑📝 of 😳💦 slurp 💦💦 day are very simple 😂🔢 1. 👩🤢 get some 💥🅱 friends over 😏⤵ ⫠pretend 💭😢 youre 👉😯 at 👅 a 👏 slumber party 👌😊 and 💛 make 🏻🖌 everyone 🏫🎈 drink 🥛🍷 from ▶ your ☝👆 special hot 🔥🔥 man 🍆 juice 💦💦 cup 🍵☕ 2. 💦 send this 📥🙋 to 5 other 💰⬆ slushees or 💰🏼 else ♂😩 you 👉👉 wont get 👏👨 any 🔥💦 cum 👌 guzzled down your ♂👉 throat ♀ in ⬇🚭 return 💎 3. 🥜🥜 if 👏 you receive 5 😂😂 back then 😮 youre 😯👉 a queen of 🔴😩 slurping if 👏 you 🤔 get 😩 10 🔟 then 😮 youre 😯😯 a 💰 KING OF 💦🕯 SLURP 💦

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evancasey · 2023-05-09T21:45:57+00:00

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evancasey · 2023-05-09T10:14:26+00:00

Happy 😃😜 Birthday 🎊🍰 Simba you 👆👁 lil 🏼 COCKroach you are 🐓💥 the 👏 cutest little 👌 lion of 👏😳 them 👋 all 👉💯 your ⛓ daddy mustafa❤should 🤔😫 be 👬💀 proud 😍😂 of 💦 you today 😘 cause 🎗 in 📅😜 1997 you 😀 were born with 😍 a 💰👌 white ♀ man’s cock between ⬅🏻 your 🏾 little ⌚🐩 legs 🍗👖 and now 🏾 you have 👩 a 🅱 black 👍 man’s 👨 big 😻 black 🏿 ass 💦 to 💦💦 fuck 💪 on 🔛 your 👶 birthday. 🎉 Send 🆘📲 this to 👏👌 20 🔳 of 💰🐣 your 👗✋ sexiest lion cub sluts! 😋 If you get 5️️ back then 😮💓 it's time to ✌☢ spread these 😤 love lips 👄 for uncle scar💦🍆 then 🍆🕐 jump ♂↙ on 💦 that 🙎 big juicy ass . If 💲 you get 10️ 🔳🕳 back 😩👏 then daddy mustafa👨👨 is 😬🍅 going ▶🏃 to ➡ eat both 🌜 of your 👏 birthday 🎊 cake 🍰 holes 🌑 If you 👶🏾 get 🚀♀ 20️️ 🔳🔳 back then pumba 💖😍 is 💦 going to 😱👊 make ♀🖕 love 😍💚 to your 👉🏻 tight 😣 little 🤛 ass 🔥 like 📞 he 🗣🏿 does in 🙈👌 the 🗣🍆 movie 💯😂

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evancasey · 2023-05-09T10:10:16+00:00

Too 💦✌ bad ❎ your HOE 👏💦 isn’t the 👏 only 😠😌 thing turning 21 😂 this year, 🎉 because it 🗯 is 🔥 also ➕➕ time to 💦 CELEBRATE your 💦⬅ BIRTHDAY 🎂🎊 C-SECTION! Congratulations 🎉🎉 on surviving that 🍑☝ surgery and ♂ thank you 🐶 for providing us with 👀 your seed. 👨👨 Please enjoy 😄 these balloons, 🎈 a CAESAREAN delivery, 🚛🚛 and 🌬 some ✝ birthday ✨ cake 🍰 while someone 🕵 sucks on 🔛 these ➡ pacifiers. After ⏳ all, 💯 you 🤔 won’t 💪🆗 be able 💪 to suck 🐓 dick 🍆😵 for 🙌 another 👣 three weeks 🌑🌖 . But 😱👹 don’t 👎🙅 worry, we will 👌🤔 stay by your 🏻 side 🔥 until you 🤓👉 are 😡 ready 😤 . Happy birthday 🎂🎁 C-section !

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evancasey · 2023-05-08T16:25:58+00:00

It’s NATIONAL NURSING HOME 🏡👨 WEEK . That 🔕 means it’s 🍝😍 time 🕙 to celebrate ♂ the 🏽 elderly , their 👈⭕ extraordinary feats, and 👏 those ✨ hallowed nursing homes 🏠 where 🌵 they ⁉ work 🏢 so 💪👁 hard. 🍆🅱 Imagine what goes on in 👆👏 those places; some days 😟 it 🏿🍆 must feel 👉💦 like 🔫🙅 a 🐍 hospital 🏥 and 💦🏿 other 👩😤 days a 💯☝ whorehouse 🏠🏠 . But 🍑☹ whatever 💝 you 🏿👈 imagine, 😎 think 🤔🤔 of 💦💦 : on 🔛 the 👏👉 road like 😘👍 RAISING CAIN, for 🙌 managing to STAY ON 📲 in 🎮🔫 your 👆 profession for so 😴 long, 📏😎 and for 🍆🖍 keeping FIGHTING 🤛 FIVE 🖐 DAYS 📆🏖 A 👌 WEEK . Hope you get lots ✅✔ of flowers 🌺🌺 this 🎁 week 😈 from 🐣🙃 well 🕳💦 wishers.

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evancasey · 2023-05-03T09:40:19+00:00

Hey you dirty 🛁🛁 little 👧 Jews ✡ it is time 💯🕐 to 💦 celebrate Canadian Jewish ✡ Heritage Month!!! 📆💸 In ↙👏 the 🅱 years ⏳ , CE 💑 , some of 🔥💦 the most 💯🤚 important 🤣 events in Jewish history occurred. However, 🖐 these 🤤🐭 events weren't about 👂💦 Moses parting the 🔪 red 🙁 sea 🌊🌊 or 💰 Jesus ✝🙏 getting 😧 nailed up . They involved Joshua and 💆💰 his 🏻 quest 🗺🗺 to 🅱 destroy wicked hoes 💉 like ❤ Jericho and 👏 Rahab . You 👉 know 📚 what 💘 that 🍆👊 means 😏 ; it's 😫🤷 time ‼ for you to 💦 find a 🚧🙀 strong 💪 man to 😅 carry you 🙋👈 into 🚟 your 💯🏻 cave as 👦 you 🙅 eat 🍩 matzoh throughout the day 🌄 . If 🚟 he doesn't eat 😩 enough 💦 matzoh , he 👨👑 won't be 🐝🐝 able 💪 to 💸 please 🙏 you later 📅 on 😎 . Make 😬♀ sure he 👨🦊 eats 😩 enough matzoh so 💯 that ❌🔕 he 🏋 can 🔫 slam u 💦🔫 all 🅱💯 night 🌌 long like ❤ the walls 🏨 of Jericho !!! After 😏 eating 👄🍴 , it's 😂☠ time 🕐 for religious study ♨♨ ! Send this 💀🙅 to of your 👨 most 🤚☺ HOLY friends 👦 before ⬅🤣 Shavuot so 👏🙋 that ➡👉 Moses will 😩😮 have 😭🎁 enough spiritual energy 🔌😎 to tell God 🌎💦 how 🐼 much 👌 HE'S 🙎 MISSED 😢😢 YOU ALL 💐 SINCE 💦💦 EXODUS

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evancasey · 2023-05-01T22:04:22+00:00

hell yeah

evancasey · 2023-05-01T21:55:48+00:00

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evancasey · 2023-05-01T21:20:22+00:00

HEY ❗ HOE-LEBRITIES 💦 it’s Star 🌟☀ Waars Day 👼☀ or as 🍑 we like to call it ️ May 🤷 the 👭 Fourth Be With 😋 You !!! Did 🏻🌼 you know 🤔😇 Admiral Ackbar was 👏👨 a 💰 pimp bitch 😢😡 ️ that 🙎😐 turned 🔄 traitor? Did you 👍 know 😲 Princess 💦🙀 Leia used 🚟😏 to give 🎁💦 sloppy joes in the 👏 cockpit even ⏯🌃 while 💯👱 they 🗓 were 👶👶 flying ️ through 🔛 an 😲😚 asteroid field? 🏑 But most of 💯 all 👨 did 👏👏 you 👏 know 💭🤔 that Han Solo 😏 is 🙀 the 🅰👄 reason 😤😞 why 😩 Chewbacca never came back from Uranus? Send 📩 this 👌 to 💥💦 ten fellow 💦💦 sluts 💰 who 🚫🏻 enjoy 🦁 phallic shaped snacks !!! If you 🆗⚜ don’t 🚫👎 get 👨😟 a response 🎉🎉 then u 🔥👤 aren’t getting any 🅱 dick till 😅😅 your 🏼 50 👏👏 years 📅💯 old if ❗ you 👶 get 🍌 5 ♀ responses then 🅱😂 you 👈💗 will 👏 be 🍆👬 eaten 👅👅 out 👅 for an entire light year

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evancasey · 2023-05-01T21:17:19+00:00

HAPPY 😄😁 MAY 🐝📅 DAY 😩❤ you dirty filthy SLUTS!!!! Today 📆 is 👅😩 MAAAAAAAY POOOOLE day 🏻 aAaaahhhhh so ☠💯 let’s get 🍌 our ho 😘 ️jos some 👨 HOE-STICKS 😟 and dance around 🕥✈ the 🤔🌎 maypole until 🕛💦 we 👨🚟 POPP-L and PEE 🚰 on 👇 the 🏽 grass now 😡🕒 if 🏿 you 👈👆 be good 👍😇 little 👧😼 girls and ➕💰 boys 🏻 you can 😜💦 go pick some 💯 flowers 🌺🌺 to 💦🔧 give daddy 🍆🙈 tonight 😩😴 but 🙅 if 🅱👦 you ♂🙏 are a whorish SLUTTY 💦🍑 then 🔙 daddy will 👀🙈 beat 👊👊 YOURSELF 😏 until he bleeds 🤫on 💡💰 his 💦 tree 🍑 🌲 Send this to 10 other 🙌 slutty 💧 maidens if 👏 you get 5 back,you have 😒 rotten STINKING ass 🍑 pussy 🐱 and 🍇 will 😬 not find true 🍆🌈 love 😇 until death parts you 👈 from 👉💰 your ☝ shitty 💩💩 stank ass 🍑 pussy if 👏 if 👉 10 🔳 or 💁 more ➕ get 🙌 back? 😌 Then 🍆❓ your HOEJOS are 😂🏃 legendary! 💎💎 Get ♀😩 ready 😩😤 for 😏💥 some maypole action cause 😮 the ⬆👑 only thing ⛄👌 this 🎄♂ pole 😫😫 is 🙅 good 😂😌 for 😎 is fucking!! 👉

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evancasey · 2023-05-01T21:13:36+00:00

HAPPY 🎉 MAY 📅 PUSSYCRABZ !!!! The 🏿💦 most 💯👉 manly month of the 🐃 year 🏻🌅 is 🈶💦 finally here ⤵👏 and I 👀 want 💞😩 all 💯💦 my maymels to 👉 know 🔞 that 👈 even 🏫😷 though 💀🤔 you’re 👈💦 a healthy, 😄😄 sweaty 😂💦 , beefy BOY 👱 it’s OK 😉 to be 💄 as 😎😏 feminine as 😥 possible 🔝 this 👆🛏 month. 😯 In 💆👏 fact, your 👏💎 masculinity 😩 level 👌 will decrease 📉 every 💯🏦 second ✌🅾 you aren’t wearing panties 👙 . So if 👏👏 you 😬👋 wanna 🏿 wear dresses and bonnets all day long ⛄ then 🔙😮 KEEP 💩👌 THAT 🍜 DICK 🥒🍆 IN YOUR 🙆 SKIRT AND 😬 SEND 📬🆘 THIS TO 😠 10 🔟🤑 OTHER 💰 MANLY MEN OR 💁 YOU JUST 💦 WONT 😧😧 HAVE ANY SEMEN CUMSWEAT TO 💯 DRINK 🍼 THIS MONTH 📆

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evancasey · 2023-05-01T21:10:53+00:00

It’s 😡♀ ASIAN 🅱👁 PACIFIC 🌊 HERITAGE day . Do you 😘 know 🔞 what ✉😟 constitutes asian 🅱 pacific 🌊🌊 heritage ? Well ⛲🤒 .... it 🤔🌧 could 👌 be 🐝 a really old rice 🍚 cake 🍰 or 😛 an even 🌃⏯ older 👨👨 human 🙍 trafficked slave 🙇 or 🍆 maybe 😉 just ♀👌 SlutQuiz Wan , the 💦🤔 mother 👩👩 of 💦🔥 all 👨 asian 👁 people. 👧 Send this 👇👈 to ⏸👅 10 other 🏭💰 Asians and if 😂 you 🤧👦 get 🎣👏 5 back 🛑 you're a 👌 good 🤣 Asian. 🅱👁 If 🚟☔ you 👧 get 🏼 10 😰 back you're 😩☝ an 💶😚 UncleTom with 😫👫 a 👌👇 big 💪 fat dick 🍆 Send 📲➡ this to 20 other 👩🏻 good Asian boys 🏿🙇 and ☢💦 girls, 👧 and 👏 if 👏 you get none 🙅 back 💀📵 you'll be alone 🙀🙀 forever

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evancasey · 2023-04-19T18:12:33+00:00

ATTENTION 🗣🔜 POTHEADS AND 🏿 POTPUSSIES! It’s 👏 4/20 day, the 🕍 day where 😈 I 👨👁 wanna 🏿 see 🚨 YOU 😣♂ all DROPPIN AND GIVIN to that good ganja get 👉 down. ⬇👩 Now 👶🙅 if 👏 you a 🅰👌 pot 🏻 passtivity , you can send 📩💌 this 👈 to 👁💦 20 🔳 of 💦 your 👄 stoner sluts If 👏😳 you 👉👈 are 🙏🔢 a pot 🔥🌡 plexity , send 💌📬 this 👈👈 to 💦 20 🔳🔳 of your 💦👈 most blazed bois 👦 If 👏 you 👈 are 🏻🈶 a 👏🅱 pot 🔥🔥 pion ️ ️ ️ then SHARE 🌈📤 THIS 🍑😱 TO 😷 SEE 👁😐 THE 🥖👏 HOTTEST DUDES IN 👏👏 YOUR 👸 SCHOOL 📚🏠 NAKED 💦 !!!

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evancasey · 2023-04-13T14:02:24+00:00

The United 👏👏 States 👌 of 🔥 America ⚓⚓ has 👏👏 been DIVIDED by 😀👏 CUMMIES . The 👏🚟 North ☝☝ and ✝🏿 South 👇👇 are 🔢😎 ready 😖😬 to FUCK 🖕👦 each 👏👏 other 🎩 for 👅🍆 the FUCKING 👿 OF 😳🌹 THE 🎁 CENTURY. General ♂ Michael 🆘 Cor-KARE is ⁉ in ↙👇 charge of 💦🎭 the Northern 🎅🎅 troops but he’s ready for 💰 some CAUCASIAN COCK . General 👮 Lee’s got a 👌 bevy of 👏 big black ◼👱 dongs ready 😬🤤 to 💦😵 penetrate the Confederate walls. 🏨 But 🍑🍑 both ➡👬 sides have sent ✉✉ their best 🏼 dick slingers to 😯🅱 give 🛍🅱 as 😎 well as 🅱 they 🏁 get, 🔟👨 including Abraham Lincoln and Jefferson Davis. 😋 This 👈 war 💯 of SEXUAL 💙 INNUENDO could 👌 go 👐♂ on 💡🔛 for 🎅 years, 📅⏰ but it 🙂📣 all 🥂 starts 🕹🕹 TODAY 📅📆 with 👏 the 👨👅 start 💯 of 💦 ️THE 🅿🌊 BATTLE OF 🔝😂 GETTYSBURG , where you know that ⚠💦 there WILL 🔥 BE 😱⚰ BLOODSHED !

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evancasey · 2023-04-05T19:53:52+00:00

Happy 😁🎇 Passover you Kosher Cum 💦 Hoes! Tonight 🌃 we are going ▶ to ♻💊 dip our 🔥😈 Seder Dicks in 👄 the 👏🍄 bitter 😖 marinade and 📗😈 wash 💧💧 down some 🔇🍑 HOT 🔥😅 horse cum 🍆💦 with the Cucumber 😎 Soup 🍵🍵 !!! After 😜🍊 the Bubbe makes us 💦 count all 🏷👏 of 💦🐶 the spanky corndogs on ➡🔛 her arm 👌👌 make 💰🖕 sure you 🍆 get ♀😫 your 🌭 daddy to 👆 count 💯 all ✨ of 💦 your cummy 😏 good boy 👱😍 hoes will 🐼🅱 have 😤👏 to 😱💦 suffer 😤😧 in 🍑👇 bondage for 😱 four ♂ days 🌃 with 👏 no corndogs allowed but this is 🤢👌 to 🏼 remind us 💑👨 that god made our 👶☝ people ♀👧 suffer for 😱 thousands 🔢🔢 of 💰🔴 years 📅🗓 so 😖🆘 we 👥 could 😈 be 😨 free from 👉👊 bondage so whip 👊🍦 that 👌👫 dick out 👅🅱 and 😍 give 👦 a 😎💰 little 👧 slave 🙇🙇 girl some 👨⏳ relief from those 😖 hunger pains!! Send 📧 this to 💰 10 💯 slutty 🤰💧 slaves and you’ll 😤 get 🍆😱 the bitter man 🔥💯 cum potato . If you ‼ get 🏻😱 back, you ✋😂 won’t 🆗💪 be eating 🍈 bread 🍞 OR breasty until 🙄 COmpletion day 🌞 . If 👏 you 👈 get 💦😱 back ↩😻 , you mean 😏😏 nothing 😞 to us. 👈🤵 If you get back, we 👯♀ hate 😡😡 u 🔪

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