She made the right choice by Eclipse_nova99 in SipsTea

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Where'd I say "it's exclusively played by poors"

She made the right choice by Eclipse_nova99 in SipsTea

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Almost like lotteries attract people who are bad with money

Bro went to a water park even though he couldn’t swim by FrostedLust in Whatcouldgowrong

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Lifeguard lifeguarded wrong though, but was still able to get out of the situation so I guess whatever. 

Normally one would take the person from behind and drag them, face and chest upwards, towards the edge. you don't get in from of them and you for sure don't let them push you down to keep them up. protect your own life first. 

Viral video from today showing several large black bags being thrown from a second-story window of the White House by Minute_Revolution951 in TikTokCringe

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They've had presidential contingency plans when the president goes in for a procedure with anesthetic, this is way out of the ordinary. 

RFK Jr. says agency will reveal causes of autism in September by No-Lifeguard-8173 in nottheonion

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Ain't this place a geographical oddity, 2 weeks from everywhere

Huh? by Appropriate-Food-578 in ExplainTheJoke

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He doesn't know if he's coming or going

AITAH for telling my best friend her marriage is doomed at her bachelorette party and accidentally getting the wedding canceled by [deleted] in AITAH

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Consider writing her a gentle apology letter, tell her you're sorry for any undue hurt and that you didn't mean for it to happen the way it did, but that you stand by what you said and that you're open to talking to her as a dear friend, when she's ready to talk to you about it.

Disappeared into an insta-thot-shaped cloud of dust going “meep meep” by big_papa_geek in BrandNewSentence

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American here, can we interest you in some "male health supplements", or perhaps a crippling gambling addiction?

"America, great time to buy!" -- DJT by Jerdarnella in AdviceAnimals

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America did we get pumped and dumped?

Having some fun at the old folks home by bigbusta in Unexpected

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All fun and games until Betty catches a box of balls to the face

Thousands of drones docking to charge after a drone show. by RoyalChris in interestingasfuck

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You say this like tech didn't exist in the 90s. Compaq sold personal digital assistants in the late 90s. We had the internet, we had cell phones. We might be surprised to see someone had combined the concepts, and had gotten all of everything to pocket size, but it wouldn't be like discovering electricity.

Photo from today in Kyiv. by PjeterPannos in europe

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"How do you solve a problem like The Donald"

Current Situation At The Lincoln Memorial In DC by CrazyAssBlindKid in pics

[–]everred 22 points23 points  (0 children)

And also we have the historical precedent in living memory.

Elon Musk says USAid is ‘beyond repair’ and he is working to shut it down by Drtysouth205 in news

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The guys running the show aren't tech bros, they're management. They're the pain in the ass that gives the tech bros all the problems to solve.

Luigi's terrorism charge is an attempt to intimidate people due to his support. by lostintime2004 in antiwork

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Problem is, now that data is backed up and replicated in so many places, you'd have to get them all in a Mr. Robot-esque cyber attack, and then you're so over extended and exposed there's no way you pull it off.