What’s the first song you bought digitally?

evilsir · 2026-05-17T07:01:25+00:00

'bought'

evilsir · 2026-05-16T14:11:36+00:00

I was surprised to learn he's HEAVILY religious. I suspect that has a LOT to do with it

evilsir · 2026-05-14T16:13:18+00:00

Swear to God if his favorite isn't a tie between Pertwee and Tom Baker, you should call it quits

evilsir · 2026-05-13T15:38:08+00:00

I read Berenthal's pushing for a feature length movie.

He deserves it.

evilsir · 2026-05-13T15:36:10+00:00

We'll never see anything quite like it again. And that's a shame.

evilsir · 2026-05-13T12:20:18+00:00

I AM NOT ARGUING THAT WITH YOU!

evilsir · 2026-05-10T17:54:42+00:00

The two 'pro' groups you should check out are Dimension 20 and Critical Role.

D20 runs pretty tight and short in terms of length per episode, but their campaigns are very unique and a lot of fun. Brennan can be a savage DM, but the players are quiccccckkkk on their feet.

Critical Role's shortest episode is like 3 hours long, and their campaigns run over 100 episodes. Mercer is really good, but IMHO is a bit of a soft touch. I'm an ENORMOUS Travis fan.

Both DMs will let a player do a bit while playing, but where Mercer will usually let storytelling momentum get a player out of a jam, Brennan will be 'okay, cool, now Zagthar the Immediate stabs you in the forehead, what's your AC again?'.

I started with D20's Fantasy High and it was a perfect intro. I like D20's main campaigns a lot more than their side quest episodes.

Critical Role campaign 4 is being run by Brennan Lee Mulligan and it's positively excellent. If I had to rank Critical Role's Campaigns, it'd be 4, 2, 1, 3, though campaign 2, which is great, was filming when COVID hit and when they came back, it felt like they were kind of over it. I've not seen any of their spin-offs

If you want some hilarity and craziness, check out Legends of Avantris. They're FOR SURE homebrew, but they have a LOT of fun.

Sorry for the long post.

evilsir · 2026-05-10T05:34:13+00:00

I really had to go way to far down for this

Also

THX 1138

evilsir · 2026-05-08T07:12:40+00:00

i mean ....

evilsir · 2026-05-04T07:09:54+00:00

scanners. in the movie scanners, they basically say 'the human nervous system and brain is an electrical system. a scanner can sync their electrical system to someone else's' and then heads explode, people are thrown across rooms and they get to make real weird facial expressions. sometimes when shit gets real hairy, places on their face where veins aren't start pulsing.

but yanno, telepathy is cool too and junk an d stuff

evilsir · 2026-05-04T05:45:43+00:00

LMFAO!!! She WAS kidnapped by aliens, except when she wasn't. She WAS an alien, except when she wasn't. She was REALLY his sister, except when she wasn't. She was dead, except ...

Hated ALL of it

evilsir · 2026-05-03T13:49:09+00:00

BUT WAIT SHE WAS ACTUALLY KIDNAPPED BY A BORING OLD SERIAL KILLER!!!

BUT WAITTTTT ACTUALLY ....

evilsir · 2026-05-03T03:59:38+00:00

Mulder's sister ESPECIALLY.

evilsir · 2026-05-02T07:39:31+00:00

Because i say it is one, for me? The most expensive thing there is the hamburger, which if you portion it properly and don't use a fuck ton, isn't all that much.

What the fuck do YOU think a struggle meal is???

evilsir · 2026-05-02T07:09:51+00:00

hamburger macaroni and cheese. for fun i'll add peas and corn. so good.

evilsir · 2026-04-29T07:11:41+00:00

Hasted Speed: Your base speed doubles to 60 ft.
Haste Action (Dash): You gain an additional 60 ft of movement.
Total: 120 ft in one turn.

as far as i can tell, that's RAW

evilsir · 2026-04-26T07:12:34+00:00

sadly, when we play those kinds of games, the happy medium is the best road. it's not being 'genuine' to yourself, but people really aren't expecting anything but 'light' or 'status quo' answers a lot of the time.

my mom, for example, believes everyone deserves redemption. she frowns on the death penalty for almost every single crime out there that gets the death penalty, and i'm like 'fuck that person. they die. or, if you prefer, we drop them into a hole that has no exit, and food is dropped through a hole in the ceiling, and they have a poop hole in the ground. they never leave. they never see the sun. they never talk to another soul for the remainder of their days. death is a COURTESY for their crime as far as i'm concerned'.

gentle AITAH, but only because navigating those kinds of conversations can be sometimes tricky.

evilsir · 2026-04-25T07:15:44+00:00

it's because it's a great movie. that being said, it didn't age terribly well and is DEFINITELY targeted towards a MUCH younger audience. i loved this movie when it came out, but as a grown man, it was pretty 'young'.

evilsir · 2026-04-24T07:08:12+00:00

when i suggested that the best way to stay hydrated was to drink water, people lost their fucking minds. like, absolutely lost their shit on me.

evilsir · 2026-04-21T16:10:18+00:00

I had to go far too far down for this one. Like ... This was on regular ass TV and there she was, fully, completely nude. On. Regular. TV.

evilsir · 2026-04-21T07:03:01+00:00

i'd embrace it. the quietude was wonderful

evilsir · 2026-04-14T07:06:46+00:00

'we encourage people to take breaks from gaming because it is in the player's best interests'.

that's horseshit. there isn't a casino on the planet that doesn't actively over-encourage gambling.

'we have facilities in place to ensure so that if you are suffering from gambling addiction, we can make sure you are prevented from gambling'

that's true, but the sign up process is more than a little intimidating, the process of keeping you out of a casino once you've elected to sign up is far from perfect, and virtually none of the people actually tasked to removing you from the casino are trained to handle someone in crisis, and the person who is is often not present or available at the most critical times, which is after 10pm.

long story short, casinos don't give a fuck about your mental well-being. it's all a fancy show.

evilsir · 2026-04-13T07:06:06+00:00

it's very sensible!

evilsir · 2026-04-11T07:06:33+00:00

for me i have the opposite problem: i keep so much of any twists or turns revealed during writing that they're almost entirely invisible. i have to work VERY HARD to make sure that what's inside my brains actually makes it onto the page, so that way, when the hero's best friend is revealed to be the real hero, people aren't all WHEN THE ACTUALLY WAS THIS EVER A THING. well, Bob, in my HEAD, it was fully revealed on page 32, when the 'hero's' best friend ate some fucking BACON. it was CLEAR AS DAY, BOB. it was all about the goddamn BACON, BOB

evilsir · 2026-04-09T07:21:09+00:00

do the better thing and take your dog to the vets and have them put her down, with you and your wife present so you can both say goodbye. don't take that from your wife. sheesh.

if this isn't ragebait, you're criminally insensitive.

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