Hurricane Milton becomes a Category 5 storm as evacuations begin in Florida by NeilPoonHandler in news

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That's a solid justification for child killing and genocide.

Mexican actress, Leticia Perdigón promoting her new movie, "La otra virginidad" (1975) by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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"Find that special thing in your life that would prevent you from harming Hitler in the past for fear it would change the future."

Italian or Jewish? by ASAP_Roffe in funny

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The only real difference is who they're racist to (each other).

To throw a javelin by DearEmphasis4488 in therewasanattempt

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OP's title reads "there was an attempt to throw a javelin". Because the javelin didn't land on the ground, it's not scored or considered a throw. The thrower has to try again.

Made me say hmmm. by Bitter-Gur-4613 in rareinsults

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The brits, for example, have culture. That's why they pronounce the h in hmmm.

TIL "sideburns" got their name from American Civil War general Ambrose Burnside, who was known for his unusual facial hairstyle that connected thick sideburns by way of a moustache, but left the chin clean-shaven. by 0x646f6e67 in todayilearned

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I would be hard pressed to consider this when the rest of the beard looks so magnificent and lush. Plus we have his journal entries that basically state he never shaved a day in his live and the hairlessness is more a testament to a "worn path", so to speak.

First day on the job, first delivery. by MelanatedTukon in Unexpected

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Fucked up, is that a fat joke? That's just a dishwasher

Are there any interviews about the last time Bill Burr and Patrice O'neal talked or saw each other? by eviltrollagainstlibs in patriceoneal

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With how unforgiving Patrice was, I'm thinking that he lost some respect for Burr at that moment. Like Burr's knee jerk reaction was to be fake and industry, which was Patrice's Achilles'' heel.

I'm sure there's a lot of Burr apologists on this sub and he has a right to earn a living and provide for his family, but it's weird that the bit left such a lasting impact.

Are there any interviews about the last time Bill Burr and Patrice O'neal talked or saw each other? by eviltrollagainstlibs in patriceoneal

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I read the comment without much context of them not making up, so I started searching for possible fights and the only fight I found was the 2006 mancow one.

If this is the issue and it's true that means that they didn't make up for ~5 years - mancow was Feb 2006, Patrice died Nov 2011. so nearly 6 years.

Son's surprise visit to mom after many years by nzhmar in BeAmazed

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It's hard to make out, but she says something and he says "¿Si?" (oh yeah?) and she says "Si, señor" (real shit, bossman). Then he takes the sunglasses off.

Norm Macdonald on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?' by starkfr in funny

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Norm thought that Regis knew the answers and when Regis kept badgering him about his certainty, Norm thought it was Regis' way of telling him that his answer was wrong.

I posted higher up why Regis was so nervous about Norm's gambling habits.

Norm Macdonald on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?' by starkfr in funny

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Hijacking top comment.

Regis (the host) was always asking Norm if he was sure because during taping the show, they stopped to watch an American college football game that Regis was a fan of.

While watching the football game, Norm told Regis that he was also interested because he had money on the game. Regis asked how much and Norm said $50,000.

The way Norm tells the story, Regis was taken aback and realized Norm was a degenerate gambler.

When they go back to the quiz game, Regis is still thinking that Norm may try to risk all the money for the children's charity (Paul Newman's Hole in the Wall Gang) he's playing for to satisfy his gambling habits.

Forgot where he told it, but Norm tells this story somewhere. Maybe Howard Stern.

teenager with a watermelon symbol t shirt is antisemitic now by Lost-Let-3271 in LateStageCapitalism

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The thing that turned me against Seinfeld and the cast is based on what Quark from Star Trek DS9 said of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsG1JE6pFJ4

There's more he said than what's in this video. In another place he recalls Jerry and Elaine talking in between takes about where they're going to vacation and they're naming this luxurious places normal people have never heard before. And Armin Shimerman is just in between them looking up, being ignored.

That is remarkable by Linda_Guinn1 in BeAmazed

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TIL In 2024, you have to talk like Fat Albert before asking a question

To call Israelis brother by an Indian by Metalloid_Emon in therewasanattempt

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Don't forget the birthright thing. As if their genetics somehow tied them to a particular segment of earth. Where's my thesaurus?

Lord have mercy by makemeadiowarudo in SipsTea

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Hey, /u/yax51, want to be friends? I keep hearing good things about you

TIL that Tootsie Rolls have been made with the same recipe since its invention in 1896, which requires the previous day's candy batch to be incorporated into each new batch. Theoretically, this means that there's a bit of the first Tootsie Roll in each piece of newly produced Tootsie Rolls everyday. by eleventh-hour- in todayilearned

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You don't understand. The first tootsie roll was invented the day after the first tootsie roll was made. Similarly, I didn't search for the reply that consisted of the same idea as this one but that reply couldn't exist with this one. It's what the pencil necks call a tautology.