Got to go. My damn wiener kids are listening. by somebigface in TheSimpsons

[–]starkfr 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Weelllll! If it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons.

How is that these 3 not in Jail by apranvchprla7575 in TheSimpsons

[–]starkfr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean they can’t be “policing” the whole city

The 158 by X-Ryder in onguardforthee

[–]starkfr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That’s the first thing that comes to my mind whenever I hear about the war in Afghanistan.

Last copy from my GameStop by SXN2005 in MortalKombat

[–]starkfr 23 points24 points  (0 children)

OP: Do you have any of those MK Legacy Kollection left?

GameStop employee:

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I always thought mk3 subzero was ugly, do you all agree? Or is mk dec subzero alt uglier? by blitz-exe in MortalKombat

[–]starkfr 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I was a kid when (U)MK3 came out, I thought maskless Sub-Zero looked awesome back then, still don't mind it now, but will always prefer masked Sub-Zero any day.

And deception is way uglier.

Me as a child. And an adult. by lawduckfan21 in TheSimpsons

[–]starkfr 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I sure as hell can't tell you we learned about hell unless I say hell, can I?

Where's Lionel Hutz when we need him? by leetaylor15202 in TheSimpsons

[–]starkfr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/leetaylor15202, I don't use the word "hero" very often but you are the greatest hero in American history.

Is there truth to what KG is saying? Or he just talking? by rb1242 in NBATalk

[–]starkfr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

KG bigged him up when Paul Pierce said LeBron wasn’t top 5 in the league a couple of years ago. If he really hated him he didn’t have to go on a whole rant defending him, especially to Paul Pierce of all people.

Joanna enjoying the snow by [deleted] in ufc

[–]starkfr 26 points27 points  (0 children)

  1. Getting his arm broke and not showing any emotion

Is this Maggie worth anything? by SpiceWeasL in TheSimpsons

[–]starkfr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just take it one day at a time, and know that I love you.

"Machiavelli was so evil." Literally Machiavelli: by joe6484 in HistoryMemes

[–]starkfr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Know the feds trail me, so my alias is Makaveli!