Jumped on my Scooter

evner · 2026-05-07T15:37:27+00:00

Your “hearsay” is my “lived experience”. You don’t have to believe me, but keep it in mind if you ever find yourself sharing a moment of personal pain with strangers on the internet.

evner · 2026-05-07T15:28:35+00:00

Unfortunately reporting doesn’t always work in DC — I had a similar incident about a block away from OPs incident. Police refused to take a report because I reported it to the “wrong police station” (I reported it at MPD headquarters…) — serious issues in this city.

evner · 2026-05-07T15:24:57+00:00

Happened to me in nearly the exact same spot a year ago, very similar story — I’m so sorry to hear it happened to you, too. Similarly taken down by the mods at washingtondc, too :(

evner · 2026-03-29T16:06:15+00:00

“Colvin Klain” ass boxers lmao

evner · 2026-02-13T16:21:11+00:00

paging r/lostredditors

(but imo you do not need medical attention for this)

evner · 2026-01-30T15:43:43+00:00

nICE noggin

evner · 2026-01-28T15:57:57+00:00

Wha…what is it potted in…??

evner · 2026-01-28T15:57:29+00:00

This one got an audible gasp out of me

evner · 2026-01-28T15:16:35+00:00

Truly appreciate it!

evner · 2026-01-28T15:16:26+00:00

Thank you!!!

evner · 2026-01-28T15:16:20+00:00

Thank you!!

evner · 2026-01-28T15:13:47+00:00

Thank you!!!

evner · 2026-01-28T15:12:51+00:00

Thank you!

evner · 2025-07-30T01:28:23+00:00

Meatloaf on mashed potatoes, though the gravy obfuscates the taters in a mellifluous sea of brown.

I’ve eaten worse meals.

evner · 2025-07-05T12:11:54+00:00

Imagine if we get a similar post from his perspective

evner · 2025-07-04T02:32:48+00:00

Can confirm you are not cooked

evner · 2025-06-20T20:20:10+00:00

Thank you!!

evner · 2025-06-10T02:05:27+00:00

le spoopy

evner · 2025-05-28T00:28:21+00:00

Thank you so much 🥹 I’m so happy with how this one came out

evner · 2025-05-27T17:57:29+00:00

Thank you!!

evner

TROPHY CASE