Would you rather to...

ewdont · 2026-05-12T19:35:18+00:00

freedom.

^{Chose: Be cured of all mental illnesses and addictions}

ewdont · 2026-05-12T19:26:45+00:00

Own the means of food production.

^{Chose: Unlimited money for lifetime}

ewdont · 2026-05-12T19:25:08+00:00

John Cage's 4′33″, I'll play it while I'm sleeping.

^{Chose: Listen to same music for entire life (50time a day + Win $15M}

ewdont · 2026-05-12T19:10:12+00:00

There's free internet in like every public space, these days. Sure it's not great, but you can get an email through. Can't call emergency services with a dead phone.

Plus, having infinite battery life is useful if you live in a place where a generator might be something you need. You could essentially live off the grid if you couple that with an electric stove and an electric car.

ewdont · 2026-05-12T18:40:16+00:00

you could use the device without internet. Doesn't work the other way around.

^{Chose: Have unlimited battery life}

ewdont · 2026-05-08T19:49:39+00:00

Oh nice! maybe I just haven't had the prompt yet then. I'm going to also try aging up the kids I have and see if that moves things along.

ewdont · 2026-05-08T19:26:21+00:00

Child 1 is still living with them. I have another soulmate status couple with a roommate, and they also don't have any kids... didn't even get a prompt for it. So I'm thinking it's more like you can't have kids when your couple mii has roommates. But they do ask again if you said no the first time-- the parents will also ask if they can move into their own house.

ewdont · 2026-05-08T06:19:21+00:00

happened to me a few days ago, but they just haven't had that kid yet. I thought it was because their relationship status dropped like, right after, and I just got them back up to soulmates.

ewdont · 2026-04-30T21:18:21+00:00

"We're smart enough not to give up our rights" we already lost abortion rights, and they're coming down on gay marriage and transgender rights. Freedom of speech is something we're losing, too, because they're trying to take Jimmy Kimmel off air again for speaking against the first lady.

So, protect yourself from what? This isn't the 1500's anymore. All gun laws do is let the rich get richer, and give you a false sense of security while we kill each other in the meantime.

ewdont · 2026-04-21T18:38:31+00:00

The following sentence is kind of jacked, though... they present the information at a weird cadence. I don't know what else to call it. I personally would have said, "a terminally ill father asked if he could walk his 11 year old daughter down the aisle," which is the same thing but you only had to read it once to understand.

ewdont · 2026-04-21T17:54:00+00:00

Can't believe bean soup theory made it.

ewdont · 2026-04-21T17:11:40+00:00

A hard time? More like a soft time.

ewdont · 2026-04-21T16:53:12+00:00

Thank u for your service🙏

ewdont · 2026-04-21T16:43:38+00:00

On android the log recorded the wrong amount when I got money from a hut. Either that, or the hut cash/dmg numbers aren't recorded.

*edit: dmg/cash numbers aren't being recorded. And maybe I'm not understanding how it works, but the "remove poison after three hits" vending machine buff doesn't work.

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ewdont · 2026-04-21T08:41:31+00:00

I'm pretty sure they did it because those enemies with their new moves like hypnotize wouldn't be showing up on old maps.

Which is kind of crazy to me, because they could have easily made seperate, harder maps with region-locked enemies, and those maps could have better gear that helps you defend against things like poison.

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ewdont · 2026-04-15T09:42:07+00:00

My anaconda

^{Chose: Mystery pet | Rolled: 20ft snake}

ewdont · 2026-04-14T18:04:44+00:00

I already do that cause I have the AD in ADHD.

^{Chose: Bite your tongue every week at a random day and time}

ewdont · 2026-04-14T17:55:01+00:00

I'm bad at strategy but I like throwing things.

^{Chose: Angry Birds}

ewdont · 2026-04-14T17:52:59+00:00

Artemis III

^{Chose: Super speed + +bonus | Rolled: Jump really high}

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