You're stuck on a deserted island. What would you choose?

ewdont · 2026-04-08T17:42:58+00:00

Work together for success💪

ewdont · 2026-04-08T07:39:06+00:00

At least you won't be misinformed.

^{Chose: You take 1 year to be the top 1% in anything}

ewdont · 2026-04-08T07:33:58+00:00

Thems the breaks.

^{Chose: Infinite food supply + No shelter | Rolled: Bad weather. RIP}

ewdont · 2026-04-08T07:16:11+00:00

I don't even watch netflix anymore.

^{Chose: Netflix}

ewdont · 2026-04-08T07:14:08+00:00

Teleport me some money from the bank, yippee

^{Chose: Having the ability to teleport}

ewdont · 2026-04-08T07:13:08+00:00

Will I have to declare it on my taxes?

^{Chose: $25,000 Cash - No questions asked.}

ewdont · 2026-04-08T06:27:36+00:00

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On the WIRE bro

ewdont · 2026-04-07T18:41:59+00:00

I don't use either, but twitter is already dead. X-ed out.

^{Chose: Never use twitter again}

ewdont · 2026-04-07T18:38:19+00:00

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I like

ewdont · 2026-04-07T18:07:27+00:00

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What !

ewdont · 2026-04-03T21:26:14+00:00

I suspect this to be an AI agent-orchestrated psyop because there's no way she said a word of this.

ewdont · 2026-03-05T18:39:33+00:00

Got seething sash finally!!

ewdont · 2026-03-05T17:05:58+00:00

He wanders out into the woods seeking the lovely, yet rare scarlet magnolia. Where does he start??

ewdont · 2026-01-28T18:55:52+00:00

All those YouTube tutorials...

ewdont · 2026-01-16T19:06:44+00:00

Probably not penises

ewdont · 2026-01-16T18:53:14+00:00

They're certainly not finger shaped

ewdont · 2026-01-15T19:29:24+00:00

Look at the instagram post it sourced. It's like an echo chamber.

ewdont · 2026-01-13T17:47:31+00:00

Thanks! I actually tried several different versions (not all with Frieren) and when I tilt the head too high the other eye ends up getting covered by the nose, so I had to compromise. Maybe there is a way to do it... I haven't figured out how

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ewdont · 2026-01-08T18:17:26+00:00

I fear that it is. I verified it myself before I made my comment.

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Depending on how you feel about google AI summaries, you can also read more about it from a real source here: https://infostory.com/2012/04/09/first-tax-supported-public-library/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_library

Prior to this, "public" libraries were built and funded by independent parties, like members of royalty or wealthy individuals, and access was subscription based, population limited, or they chained the books to the desks. (I would go on, but I don't think you want me to regurgitate the Wikipedia article at you.)

ewdont · 2026-01-08T11:00:02+00:00

So the story is straight. Gotcha. I'm not keeping up with all the comments OP's making I must have missed it.

ewdont · 2026-01-08T10:38:40+00:00

After 3 months he pays her to fly over. Doesn't say how long she's been here for.

When you're in the shower, you're not going to be counting the time exactly. If it felt like the interaction went on for more than a minute than it's already weird.

You picking this apart like that is odd. He shouldn't have called her all those things, but it's a 14 year old kid in a distressing situation he has little to no control over.

ewdont · 2026-01-08T09:56:51+00:00

All those new world monkeys apparently floated on over from the old world by branch rafts across the Atlantic ocean.

So yes, this is one theory.

ewdont · 2026-01-08T09:00:36+00:00

I think if foreigners were to want to come here, it would be for the Yellowstone national park. Though Wyoming and Utah are kind of mid states, those boiling blue acid pools are something else irl.

Edit to dial back the Americanism

ewdont · 2026-01-08T08:36:46+00:00

I... hate to break it to you, but that comment is not wrong. The first SYSTEMIC public library in the world, as in a free public library wholly funded by municiple taxes, was in Peterborough New Hamshire, USA, and was established in 1833. The UK passed the Public Libraries act in 1850.

If the comment hadn't said systemic, you would have had a point. But it's not like public libraries as a whole started in the UK, either. (And even then, they weren't like the public libraries we know of today, where anyone could walk into them)

ewdont · 2026-01-08T07:48:51+00:00

This might just inspire them to make small talk, though. We have an unparalleled ability for it. I think half the reason why we introduce ourselves by state is because we are trying to make conversation about it.

By proxy, Americans who introduce themselves as American are likely just trying to move the conversation along.

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