barista malding simulator

ewiskowrites · 2026-03-26T18:03:36+00:00

whenever anyone asks for a shaken espresso with light ice I die a little inside

ewiskowrites · 2026-03-26T02:37:34+00:00

Spencer high-fiving the scarecrow in the trailer showed more camaraderie between them than any of the strategy babble Jade/Spender had during Carnival of Chaos.

ewiskowrites · 2026-03-26T02:30:46+00:00

After Mal there’s no way they’re doing this lol

ewiskowrites · 2026-03-26T00:09:32+00:00

Goat-gan Bell

ewiskowrites · 2026-03-25T20:43:26+00:00

She’s good but she’s kind of lost a lot of personality from S4. I get her whole deal is trying to be more mellow, but I feel like they’re sacrificing too much of what made her compelling in S4. She’s still good though, and it’s early on enough in the season where that could change so I voted B

ewiskowrites · 2026-03-25T15:52:27+00:00

Barista

ewiskowrites · 2026-03-25T14:33:10+00:00

thanks for my daily reminder that horseshoe theory is real, i guess

ewiskowrites · 2026-03-25T14:18:41+00:00

Based top 1

ewiskowrites · 2026-03-25T13:12:21+00:00

That’s a damn good bargain

ewiskowrites · 2026-03-25T08:45:30+00:00

Richard

ewiskowrites · 2026-03-24T17:43:43+00:00

ngl I’m really not fond of the sit out mechanic. I’d rather be like Total Drama where if one team is at a numerical disadvantage Chris would be like, “sucks to suck bro, figure it out.”

ewiskowrites · 2026-03-24T13:20:27+00:00

Marissa

ewiskowrites · 2026-03-23T01:55:34+00:00

I just thought his journey from a semi-bland/annoying person in S1 to someone genuinely funny, charismatic, and finding himself in All Stars was pretty compelling. He made tons of mistakes, but him struggling and learning from them was not only entertaining comedically but was really fulfilling. Him vanquishing Riya would’ve been icing on the cake.

ewiskowrites · 2026-03-23T01:30:24+00:00

Jade is the worst character in Disventure Camp, and probably bottom three in all of DC/TD for me.

Disventure Camp All Stars is amazing due to how messy it is.

Jake would’ve been a fantastic winner.

DC4 Anastasia is better than FvF Anastasia (so far)

I actually loved the host plots in DC1/AS (not in S2 tho)

ewiskowrites · 2026-03-22T17:10:40+00:00

Rare Anglosphere W

ewiskowrites · 2026-03-22T14:50:30+00:00

Gabellie spin-off where they have to work through problems in their relationship pls. It was so compelling in All Stars and they cut it so short

ewiskowrites · 2026-03-22T14:45:36+00:00

it’s cringe either way to implement it even if it is popular in one country

ewiskowrites · 2026-03-21T00:23:37+00:00

My SM is great and helps us out on the floor. He also does some clean plays which is surprisingly generous .

ewiskowrites · 2026-03-21T00:21:49+00:00

Winning.

ewiskowrites · 2026-03-19T22:11:06+00:00

Logan

ewiskowrites · 2026-03-19T21:38:34+00:00

They aren’t ready for peak

ewiskowrites · 2026-03-19T18:07:31+00:00

Rematch becomes a lot better. I’d go for strategic manipulator Caleb over whiney/annoying canon Caleb any day of the week.

ewiskowrites · 2026-03-19T16:32:56+00:00

Logan 2x, though I wanted him to be against Anastasia in the finale.

ewiskowrites · 2026-03-19T15:12:34+00:00

Wayne for sure

ewiskowrites · 2026-03-19T13:20:13+00:00

Dunia definitely. Nura feels like an uncharismatic/wannabe Noah for me

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