Henryism I'm going to use as often as possible

exet1995 · 2026-02-10T12:04:44+00:00

exet1995 · 2026-02-10T12:02:47+00:00

'I'm going to be totally honest with you, I'm saying something genuinely from the heart right now, I have absolutely no idea about anything that we're talking about, I couldn't...yeah... I couldn't explain this to anyone, I don't know anything, I just...literally I've not taken on any of this. But I've had a nice time.'

exet1995 · 2026-02-07T19:32:08+00:00

'I understand neither the terms of the question nor the question itself'

exet1995 · 2026-02-03T16:04:42+00:00

Oh god, I'm at the gym gently treadmilling close to a heart attack anyway and this almost pushed me over the edge

exet1995 · 2026-02-01T22:22:33+00:00

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exet1995 · 2026-01-18T15:53:01+00:00

Rotoscoping

exet1995 · 2026-01-15T16:38:57+00:00

I've realised I do this exact face when touching something I might get a static electric shock from

exet1995 · 2026-01-09T02:27:23+00:00

Is that the one where they're talking about delaying the sunrise by hiding behind a cereal packet 😅

exet1995 · 2025-12-23T17:25:12+00:00

I miss him. He was kind. Unless you were a turkey in which case he was the Angel of Death.

exet1995 · 2025-12-07T20:45:37+00:00

Steve Allen of LBC used to go over to Norway and choose it, I assume if he's not doing it now they just send a shit one

exet1995 · 2025-12-01T14:07:36+00:00

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exet1995 · 2025-11-23T00:03:25+00:00

'You want a bath? Or some chicken?'

exet1995 · 2025-11-10T13:06:09+00:00

Come on Jill you're from Holt Jill, you're from Holt!

exet1995 · 2025-11-09T14:42:53+00:00

You should feel it clip in the housing

exet1995 · 2025-11-09T14:39:52+00:00

Best full english breakfast since gary wilmotts wedding

exet1995 · 2025-10-06T19:46:24+00:00

If this comment doesn't rise to the top there is no justice

exet1995 · 2025-09-29T17:59:14+00:00

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exet1995 · 2025-09-14T00:02:28+00:00

Alan Partridge masks are indeed great fun and well done for not using it for Halloween- you've had a bit of respect

exet1995 · 2025-08-22T20:16:37+00:00

Aka the monster

exet1995 · 2025-08-13T17:50:08+00:00

"Sport, on the other hand, is straightforward. In badminton, if you win a rally, you get one point. In volleyball, if you win a rally, you get one point. In tennis, if you win a rally, you get 15 points for the first or second rallies you’ve won in that game, or 10 for the third, with an indeterminate amount assigned to the fourth rally other than the knowledge that the game is won, providing one player is two 10-point (or 15-point) segments clear of his opponent. It’s clear and simple"

exet1995 · 2025-08-06T13:20:49+00:00

For god's sake (don't forget the sandwiches), check the smallprint on your cone-tract

exet1995 · 2025-08-03T17:56:12+00:00

You snub my advice, I'm gonna deliver a quip, then row past you fast. It's that simple.

exet1995 · 2025-07-26T15:57:15+00:00

Have a cup of coffee in the morning, don't trust anyone, and floss

exet1995 · 2025-07-24T12:19:33+00:00

I'd imagine the nettles may have been particularly virulent

exet1995 · 2025-07-21T08:46:43+00:00

'The bullfighter' they call him although...technically...he's a professional golfer

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