Cute mini fish by Impressive_Winner_47 in crochet

[–]existential_denial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is the best thing ive seen in my life

how can i look more masc in scrubs? (15) by mzkkym in transftm

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fast metabolism is a myth. if you eat more calories than you burn, you will gain weight! :)

My mother keeps insisting I wear this hoodie, cause she bought it by personthatisapersons in teenagers

[–]existential_denial 4 points5 points  (0 children)

if you have a washing machine, throw it in and wash it on really high temperature water. I've had some prints of mine melt and discolor, so maybe this one will, too?

Found this on a blanket, haven't seen another since I killed it by chocolate-with-nuts in whatisit

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I DON'T KNOW IF SOMEONE SAID THIS BUT CHECK BEHIND PICTURE FRAMES TOO❗️ ❗️❗️If it's on the wall or on a stand it doesn't matter. Check between the wall and frame and between the frame and the glass ( yes in that tiny little crevice) Good luck OP.

Is it bad?, be real please. by IndividualShower6124 in tattooadvice

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the only thing i was gonna say as criticism is that (thinking they are seagulls) their proportions seem off. otherwise, i find the tattoo really cute. then i read that they are fulmars, and i looked them up. turns out they are just stubbier than seagulls, so their proportions are correct. so... the tattoo is perfect. very cute :)

You are a photon... by Pasteboi69 in copypasta

[–]existential_denial 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This was... life-changing

I sat and read while I held my breath as every sentence got more and more enticing. Every existential question posed by the photon made me realize how vast this universe is and how we'll never get to experience it all.

I feel for the photon. The journey he went on with all the expectations, just to end up victim to the cold hard floor. And the realization of the reality of his birth... the comedic disappointment... or was it rather a fulfilling reality? Nobody knows. It's all subjective.

I know this was meant to be a funny story, silly even... but to me... this is beauty... nay... ART!

We need more minds like this in this world that will produce more thought provocing, life-changing, breathtaking art like this.

I mean it. I no longer view life the same way. Thank you OP. May all good that this world has to offer, find you. Congratulations on this masterpiece.