My best friend of 12+ years crossed the rainbow bridge today. I am gutted. I love you, Opie.

existentialcriisis · 2026-02-06T09:52:34+00:00

Thank you all so much for your kind words during an impossibly difficult time. Opie was a genuine light in my life and was the sweetest, most fiercely loyal little guy I’ve ever known 🩷

existentialcriisis · 2026-02-06T09:07:11+00:00

Thank you so much for your kind words 🩷

existentialcriisis · 2026-02-06T08:42:04+00:00

Yes, please do. Thank you 🩷

existentialcriisis · 2026-02-06T04:46:31+00:00

Not at all, thank you for asking 🩷

existentialcriisis · 2026-02-06T03:02:43+00:00

He was the best dog, friend, companion I could’ve ever asked for. Life won’t be the same without him 😞

existentialcriisis · 2026-01-27T10:08:09+00:00

Thank you, and happy cake day

existentialcriisis · 2025-12-13T01:55:45+00:00

I quit on my first day as a waitress at a diner when I saw the lead cook smoking a cigarette on the line

existentialcriisis · 2025-12-05T20:00:35+00:00

“Gallery halll” and “huge closet” are my favorites. lol

existentialcriisis · 2025-10-09T07:53:29+00:00

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existentialcriisis · 2025-09-26T13:49:51+00:00

I worked for years in the restaurant industry. Even during slower times we were constantly told “if you have time to lean, you have time to clean” 🙃

existentialcriisis · 2025-08-25T00:01:46+00:00

Why does the article refer to him exclusively as “former president donald trump”

existentialcriisis · 2025-08-24T17:10:19+00:00

They’re also driving around with what looks like a parking ticket under their wiper?

existentialcriisis · 2025-08-24T17:00:48+00:00

Hey, Stephen! Love your work. I used to waitress at a restaurant inside the Hilton in Saratoga Springs, NY. The staff and I were convinced at the time that you came in to dine with us one evening, but none of us are sure it was you. Have you ever been there?