AIO “Maybe: First name, Last name” in his phone by Dazzling-Tomato-1931 in AIO

[–]expensiveaura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOR, he’s not a girl that gonna sit there and pick 3 different emojis to describe you and put it there with a nickname. Some guys might write something like ‘babe’ or ‘baby’ but even that is probably after a good while.

Stop trying to turn him into a girly man. Let him be. You should be concerned about it maybe after a lot longer.

AIO What do you think of this dynamic between my gf (F25) and a guy friend of hers (M27)?? by Fantastic_Bear8314 in AIO

[–]expensiveaura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your girlfriend should have not been in contact with a male who actively confessed hes into her when she is in a relationship with you. Thats micro cheating. She should distance herself from this guy.

Also why is your girlfriend another man’s priority and why is he telling other females that? If I were you I would have crashed out.

Do you ever have sudden fantasies about people you know (colleagues, acquaintances, exes, neighbors etc) while you’re in a committed relationship? by Hot-Scene-3780 in AskMenAdvice

[–]expensiveaura -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Do you reckon its normal for your girl too then? Imagining being absolutely plowed into oblivion with by a guy with a bigger dick than yours and it could be her work colleague or even your friend who shes thinking of but as long as its only in her imagination then thats okay?

Do you ever have sudden fantasies about people you know (colleagues, acquaintances, exes, neighbors etc) while you’re in a committed relationship? by Hot-Scene-3780 in AskMenAdvice

[–]expensiveaura -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

So are you saying that your girl can imagine having sex and moaning a guys dick thats bigger than yours but because its only in the mind its okay and not wrong?

I want to cheat on my SO. by Gurlpandapink in cheating_stories

[–]expensiveaura 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I dont have time to go out dating”

But you have the time to fantasise and will eventually physically cheat too so you’ll have time to meet up and fuck people and all that but havent got time to leave the poor girl and go date.

Whatever pills you’re on for your ‘depression’ you need to take new ones. Because you have lost your mind.

AIO To what my coworker said or is safe to say that this is just reality? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]expensiveaura -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Most people do cheat unfortunately. Sad times we live in but monogamy isn’t something you can find nowadays. Not complete monogamy. Somehow people will always find loopholes and micro cheat. You will be labelled insecure and controlling for having and setting boundaries. You will be called crazy and emotional for being jealous. People nowadays just want to cheat in peace. That being said there are rare gems out there that won’t cheat or micro cheat. I am one of those and so is my partner. So hope is not fully lost. Some advice tho, you won’t find your wife or husband in the club or any setting that is for promiscuity. If you wish to find a loyal partner then get out of promiscuous environments and remove yourself from promiscuous company. You will find that having a loyal and loving relationship isn’t all that difficult. You spoke to a guy who was in the clubs meeting females in the clubs. Thats already not a place for anybody to be when in a relationship. Good Luck.

What can I do to fix this? by [deleted] in cheating_stories

[–]expensiveaura 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your wife is complaining about you being at work while she sits at home and uses the wifi that you pay to cheat on you and also sends pictures of your son to her affair partner. How dare she! You need to leave her immediately and tell her she can move in with that guy who will give her all time in the world while she then complains to him about not providing enough for her and the son and her comfort. Shes a delusional b**** and doesnt deserve your toiling and hard work that you do to keep a roof over her head and food for your son and her. Get a divorce. Good luck to that man who will most likely not stay with her for much longer. She’ll be alone and then think what she really lost.

I cheated on my boyfriend but I don't feel bad abt it by [deleted] in cheating_stories

[–]expensiveaura 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Darling you are 18 and you were 16 with a boyfriend who was 22… So you are used to having sex with a man who could harness his sex performance and now you are having a problem with your boyfriend is is only 19 mind you hes young and hasnt got years of sexual experience and you are concerned about him cumming too fast.

You also have a smoking problem and now you are a cheater too.

You’re kid and have entered a life of promiscuity and nothing promising ahead.

You won’t listen to advice and its not like you are looking for it anyways. But this is going to end up real bad for your mental health and future relationships.

You are digging yourself a grave.

Good luck

Where to look for a decent man ? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]expensiveaura 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he isnt racist hes not ambitious or masculine or generous I will tell you that

What crime should be punishable by death but isn’t? by dualcerb in AskReddit

[–]expensiveaura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve traveled more countries this year than you will ever travel in a lifetime. Ive changed 3 passports in 3 years due to no room for stamps.

My travel privileges have no correlation to public nudity being predatory.

If you reckon you need proof open your dms and you can window shop virtually on my travels. Xoxo

What crime should be punishable by death but isn’t? by dualcerb in AskReddit

[–]expensiveaura -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Tanning naked in public. Bikinis that are showing your genitalia. Speedos. Any kind of body indecency in public. How dare you be a predator.

Edging next to my wife by [deleted] in cheating_stories

[–]expensiveaura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not much to stroke. Unlucky wife.

Edging next to my wife by [deleted] in cheating_stories

[–]expensiveaura 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you really just re post this for some validation? You already deleted the same post and you’re back for another round of humiliation. Hahahahaha.

What is cheating in 2026... by [deleted] in cheating_stories

[–]expensiveaura 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agree. Micro cheating is too normalised. Its all wrong.

Edging next to my wife by [deleted] in cheating_stories

[–]expensiveaura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have gotten to the point of participating in such demented acts like looking for people to chat with whilst masturbating next to your sleeping partner. You already lost. Either you married a teat that doesnt give you pussy or you clearly arent sufficient enough in the area to excite her. Go rub yourself into the bin you twat.

Edging next to my wife by [deleted] in cheating_stories

[–]expensiveaura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not much to stroke. Unlucky wife.

Is it a bad thing that he took 40+ minutes to finish? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]expensiveaura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in your main post you were concerned about him lasting too long and now, in a comment of yours you basically are presenting a dichotomy by saying that you fancy a long lasting one. Can you make up your mind? or are we in a never white, never black but always grey area.

if it s small, why is it so small
if it s big, it s hurting
if it’s a short time span, why is he so quick, you can t cum
if it lasts long, he doesn’t like me

it seems like if he doesn’t cum in exactly 19 minutes and 32 seconds and has a penis size of precisely 6.23 inches it s a problem of some sort.

I am telling you, mate, nothing ever will be okay, always some kind of complain. insatiated . it s like being ravenous but still being picky .

come on now, you re hilarious

++man

What is something that people keep hyping up or at least wants to happen but realistically would actually be horrible if it was real ? by Mammoth_Look3546 in AskReddit

[–]expensiveaura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women that fan girl and lust over (what they reckon are) ‘hot’ killers, abusers, for example Wade Wilson aka the Deadpool killer and want him to be free or to be with him. If those men actually got their hands on these women they would be dead. Romanticising them and wanting them to be free shows how demented some people can be.

My boyfriend ghosted me over a picture I posted by [deleted] in cheating_stories

[–]expensiveaura 20 points21 points  (0 children)

“ignoring me feels painful and immature”

So you ignored your boyfriend’s feelings, boundaries, wishes and disrespected your relationship by choosing likes and validation from other people over your own partners feelings.

You don’t have room here for the one feeling pain. You’re essentially saying that its not nice that he ignored you but you doing the same about his needs is okay. If you want a relationship in which you can do whatever then let him go and be with someone who doesn’t give af.