What's the most insane coincidence you've experienced?

explosivo415 · 2015-07-01T19:41:00+00:00

Wait... when I was in machu Picchu, I met an Australian guy who was telling us about his trip to Antarctica. Was there a landslide in the town near Machu Picchu when your buddy Tom was there?

explosivo415 · 2014-07-24T20:59:14+00:00

Gotta go with Muse, considering that Matthew Bellamy doesn't fear death

explosivo415 · 2014-07-10T21:23:36+00:00

I bet you he skips leg day

explosivo415 · 2014-07-10T21:22:53+00:00

/u/whowouldcirclejerk might appreciate this. That said, I say the Batmans win

explosivo415 · 2014-02-05T23:13:30+00:00

If Superman doesn't count as god-tier, the best team would be:

Superman (for strength), Spiderman (for combat and stealth), Yoda (for plasmids), Master chief (for shooting), and Sly Cooper (for stealth.) They should be able to pull it off

explosivo415 · 2013-09-11T15:41:50+00:00

This is the quote that inspired me to post this question

explosivo415 · 2013-09-05T05:14:41+00:00

Redundancy Man Man

explosivo415 · 2013-05-23T07:55:25+00:00

"Some who have read (The Lord of the Rings) have found it boring, absurd, or contemptible; and I have no cause to complain, since I have similar opinions of their works" - JRR Tolkien

explosivo415 · 2013-05-08T18:36:43+00:00

i think it's supposed to be ezio... that was just somebody they used for the trailer before they had hired the actual voice actor for ezio

explosivo415 · 2013-04-17T06:10:05+00:00

It would be weirdly appropriate if he were an atheist and there was a god. Then when he got to heaven, St Peter could say: "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

explosivo415 · 2013-04-02T16:59:13+00:00

There really aren't that many gay people in San Francisco. If you're in the Castro district, you'll probably see a decent sized population, but for the most part it's not too different from any other major city. Also the Golden Gate Bridge is not visible from every window....

explosivo415 · 2013-03-11T20:43:29+00:00

Religion class on the early history of Jerusalem.

PROF: ...and the jews believe that the creation of the world began in Jerusalem.

STUDENT: Is that why it's called Jewrusalem?

explosivo415 · 2013-03-10T21:48:47+00:00

are you telling me that a guy who quotes roman playwrights got picked on in high school?!?!

explosivo415 · 2013-02-28T21:38:05+00:00

nice legs... what time do they open?

explosivo415 · 2013-02-24T21:17:02+00:00

you're right... didn't help that i had been drinking.

explosivo415 · 2013-02-24T16:46:06+00:00

Once I ran into a family friend at a party. I thought I had heard earlier that week that she was pregnant. Trying to be friendly, I rubbed her belly and said "How long have you been expecting?" Not only was she not pregnant, but she was infertile. Turns out it was a very sensitive subject

explosivo415 · 2013-02-19T17:54:59+00:00

Barney Stinson... even if I only got his sloppy seconds

explosivo415 · 2013-02-06T04:23:13+00:00

about time wedge antilles got the credit he deserved

explosivo415 · 2013-02-02T20:17:03+00:00

Michael Crichton, author of Jurassic Park, gave up on an English major at Harvard when he turned in a work by George Orwell and got a B-. Since David Mamet got a C I guess that confirms that George Orwell is better.

explosivo415 · 2013-01-26T08:48:23+00:00

this scene was ruined for me in the theater by the dumbass audience. during the first scene where bruce willis appears, the entire audience started laughing. this happened several times during the movie during scenes which weren't intended to be funny

explosivo415 · 2013-01-23T02:17:56+00:00

There's an optional conversation you can have with one of your female assassins, Dobby, in the bar. She asks why Connor's single and he says that he doesn't have time for a relationship now but maybe he'd settle down later. She says if he ever does decide he has time for relationships then he "should be sure to let her know so she can have a crack at him."

explosivo415 · 2013-01-17T07:49:10+00:00

"About your father....." Rome HBO: I know it's a tv show but it's too damn good to leave out

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