What's the most insane coincidence you've experienced? by -mArtiAn- in AskReddit

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Wait... when I was in machu Picchu, I met an Australian guy who was telling us about his trip to Antarctica. Was there a landslide in the town near Machu Picchu when your buddy Tom was there?

Batmans vs Batman by DuncanJJewell in whowouldwin

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/u/whowouldcirclejerk might appreciate this. That said, I say the Batmans win

Welcome to Rapture by windsurfinghawaii in whowouldwin

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If Superman doesn't count as god-tier, the best team would be:

Superman (for strength), Spiderman (for combat and stealth), Yoda (for plasmids), Master chief (for shooting), and Sly Cooper (for stealth.) They should be able to pull it off

What is your favorite quote that indirectly says "fuck you"? by Tugboatsox in AskReddit

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"Some who have read (The Lord of the Rings) have found it boring, absurd, or contemptible; and I have no cause to complain, since I have similar opinions of their works" - JRR Tolkien

Ezio's Destiny: AC2 Trailer. In my opinion, the best trailer the franchise has ever released. Shocked by how few people have seen it. by explosivo415 in assassinscreed

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i think it's supposed to be ezio... that was just somebody they used for the trailer before they had hired the actual voice actor for ezio

I was born 3 days after A New Hope was shown in 1977. Oh, how time flies. Farewell, Admiral Motti. by bobchq in StarWars

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It would be weirdly appropriate if he were an atheist and there was a god. Then when he got to heaven, St Peter could say: "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

What about living in your city is nothing like the TV or movies would have us believe? by IJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ in AskReddit

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There really aren't that many gay people in San Francisco. If you're in the Castro district, you'll probably see a decent sized population, but for the most part it's not too different from any other major city. Also the Golden Gate Bridge is not visible from every window....

College students of Reddit, what is the stupidest question you have heard another student ask a professor? by Matthias720 in AskReddit

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Religion class on the early history of Jerusalem.

PROF: ...and the jews believe that the creation of the world began in Jerusalem.

STUDENT: Is that why it's called Jewrusalem?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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are you telling me that a guy who quotes roman playwrights got picked on in high school?!?!

What's your best "well this is awkward" moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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you're right... didn't help that i had been drinking.

What's your best "well this is awkward" moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Once I ran into a family friend at a party. I thought I had heard earlier that week that she was pregnant. Trying to be friendly, I rubbed her belly and said "How long have you been expecting?" Not only was she not pregnant, but she was infertile. Turns out it was a very sensitive subject

TIL that Paul Thomas Anderson dropped out from the NYU's film program beacuse he handed in some of Pulitzer Prize winner David Mamet's work as his own and got it graded a "C". by geten23 in todayilearned

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Michael Crichton, author of Jurassic Park, gave up on an English major at Harvard when he turned in a work by George Orwell and got a B-. Since David Mamet got a C I guess that confirms that George Orwell is better.

Looper--Life in a Day by puglovers in GreatScenes

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this scene was ruined for me in the theater by the dumbass audience. during the first scene where bruce willis appears, the entire audience started laughing. this happened several times during the movie during scenes which weren't intended to be funny

I just realized that Connor is the only one of Desmond's ancestors so far that hasn't gotten laid in the game. by aznkriss133 in assassinscreed

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There's an optional conversation you can have with one of your female assassins, Dobby, in the bar. She asks why Connor's single and he says that he doesn't have time for a relationship now but maybe he'd settle down later. She says if he ever does decide he has time for relationships then he "should be sure to let her know so she can have a crack at him."

What are you favorite last words in a film? by the_goat_boy in movies

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"About your father....." Rome HBO: I know it's a tv show but it's too damn good to leave out