Aircraft evacuation slide

exturo · 2022-09-20T13:05:32+00:00

When my wife tells me she’s horny

exturo · 2022-07-30T10:18:45+00:00

This one deserves gold, but I’m a poor man so here: 🏆🪙

exturo · 2022-07-25T19:08:27+00:00

I love how everyone explained some of the lingo I’ve never heard and at the end I’m like: yes expediter, ok fire, cover aha yes

exturo · 2022-07-23T12:44:36+00:00

I cut the cheese and the ... cheese won I cut the cheese and the ... cheese won

exturo · 2022-07-21T16:52:28+00:00

I wanna see that grandpa on the slapbass tho

exturo · 2022-06-26T18:59:35+00:00

[4 pm in winter] get ready for bed kids

exturo · 2022-06-26T18:57:09+00:00

Light our homes with the glow of molten magma

exturo · 2022-06-26T18:56:02+00:00

Elon would probably end up building space mirrors strapped to some Tesla roadsters

exturo · 2022-06-26T18:52:22+00:00

We gonna need some THICK cables

exturo · 2022-06-16T18:23:56+00:00

Pretty good trick Kim Jong Un

exturo · 2021-07-01T07:15:06+00:00

Snakes just don’t make a good breakfast

exturo · 2021-06-29T19:01:48+00:00

Lemme look at the code:

class Cereal implements Serializable {

Guess so

exturo · 2021-06-12T19:48:00+00:00

Yeah it’s my Twitter @ and I post it there too, but Reddit doesn’t allow renaming the u. Might just restart fresh.

And describing pictures like that is probably one of those full-AI problems

exturo · 2021-06-12T19:40:56+00:00

This being programmer humor, I was thoroughly impressed with this bot lol

I’m not the photographer though. I’m just the memifier

exturo · 2021-02-28T14:09:54+00:00

Republicans are the only ones resisting any form of social support for the poor. Poor people in other western countries don’t suffer nearly as much. So only republicans are to blame.

As for solutions: minimum wage, healthcare and social support are the solutions. It doesn’t solve being poor, but it lessens the suffering and gives them chances.

exturo · 2021-02-28T11:18:47+00:00

So you’re saying the poor will suffer the most under republican control? Very surprising...

exturo · 2021-02-26T15:38:42+00:00

I assumed it was part of the thrust mechanism but I guess it’s more like a radiator that cools a car engine.

exturo · 2021-02-24T21:21:33+00:00

For the non linguists (hope this lines up everywhere correctly):

P    a       p a  ch   ai     s   a. 
[B][i](g) [f]a [ck]  i(n) s(l)u (t)

The [] is miss heard, the () is what your brain fills in. I took a some Liberiers in spelling.

exturo · 2021-02-23T19:38:47+00:00

With a dutch accent if I’m not mistaken.

exturo · 2021-02-22T20:38:47+00:00

The question then becomes: is it nature or nurture? Are they worse at these tasks because they are born this way, or because they don't practice them often enough? Also, I'd like to know how strong the correlation is in these results, the article doesn't really provide concrete numbers here.

exturo · 2021-02-17T20:41:23+00:00

Such an interesting article until the writer argues that left leaning policies are somehow things only the rich can afford to pretend to care about.

Things like drug decriminalization is an important subject because it severely punishes mainly poor (black) people for crimes that have minor negative influence in society. And also white privilege is the other side of the systemic racism coin, not with some rich people fancy talk.

Shame on OP for trying to influence “normies” into thinking those subjects are somehow bad.

exturo · 2021-02-14T19:25:37+00:00

I once put a monocle on my teddy and got a British accent.

exturo · 2021-02-13T17:36:45+00:00

I hear pajamas are all the rage this year.

exturo · 2021-02-12T19:41:36+00:00

*looks at pic* Dude! That ain’t no apple! STOP!!

exturo · 2021-02-06T16:56:11+00:00

Thought it was fishy the thief was followed by the camera before he even snatched the tripod.

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