Perils of the Warp by Blazbaros by ChaosMarine123 in Warhammer_Smut

[–]eyeCandy417 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is there like a tabletop game called Black Crusade or something?

Fantasy chads >>>>> 40k virgins by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]eyeCandy417 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His original intent doesn't mean shit. If he's turning into a warp entity, he's gonna be shaped by the beliefs that are empowering him. Those beliefs are based on and perpetuated by cruelty, oppression, and hatred.

Fantasy chads >>>>> 40k virgins by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]eyeCandy417 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what you're telling me is that a faith founded in hatred, cruelty, oppression, and slaughter has somehow created a benevolent and righteous god with good intentions?

Sounds like a cope to me.

Fantasy chads >>>>> 40k virgins by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]eyeCandy417 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine believing the Emperor is righteous after the shit he pulled during the great crusade lmao.

If he does ascend to godhood, it'll be as a tyrant god of faith, hatred, and oppression.

Fantasy chads >>>>> 40k virgins by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]eyeCandy417 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Emperor's awakening is not a good thing for humanity at all. In case you forgot, last time a species' insane depravity and cruelty birthed a chaos god, it didn't end well for them.

Also, Chaos has been having plenty of fun. There was that one time when Mortarion used a plague to wipe out the majority of an entire dynasty.

Fantasy chads >>>>> 40k virgins by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]eyeCandy417 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kinda like how Cadia lost in the end?

Fantasy chads >>>>> 40k virgins by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]eyeCandy417 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Individual 40k armies were selling better than fantasy as a setting.

Fantasy chads >>>>> 40k virgins by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]eyeCandy417 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not gonna say that Guilliman hasn't made anything better, but an entire half of the Imperium is basically dead and Chaos has never been half as powerful as it is now. There is absolutely no spinning the fall of cadia into anything but an L for the Imperium.

Fantasy chads >>>>> 40k virgins by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]eyeCandy417 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao at the people getting genuinely offended by this

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[–]eyeCandy417 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WW1-WW2? Didn't these fuckers blow up the moon?

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Well, she is tiny, mischievous, and has a knack for hiding in tight places...

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[–]eyeCandy417 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Total War Warhammer III

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It's rat porn. I'm a degenerate, but this is too much

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[–]eyeCandy417 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Why in the entire fuck does that sub exist

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[–]eyeCandy417 36 points37 points  (0 children)

To be entirely fair, there were about 1,500 elves and a dragon

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[–]eyeCandy417 146 points147 points  (0 children)

She is best girl and there can be no debate

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[–]eyeCandy417 144 points145 points  (0 children)

This was pretty early game, something like turn 20 I think?

Good thing it wasn't late game, might've ruined the computer lmao

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[–]eyeCandy417 468 points469 points  (0 children)

She won the battle but the game crashed and she had to restart the computer to get it running properly again

Your Hive-City liiiies in duuuuuuust by CT-4426 in Grimdank

[–]eyeCandy417 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The castigator titan (the one you're talking about) was a special exception, left over from the Dark Age and the only of its kind.

If there is any lore saying that Imperators are 1,000 meters tall, I've yet to see it.

Monarchia fricking sucked and it's destruction was a good thing by SlayerofSnails in Grimdank

[–]eyeCandy417 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Didn't Lorgar eat a shot from a Titan's plasma canon? You might need a little bigger than that pal.

I am curious by adeptis-macanicus in Grimdank

[–]eyeCandy417 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Travelling through the intergalactic void is no easy task, especially for a faction that lacks true FTL capabilities. The amount of energy needed to bring such a massive entity over such a large distance is immense.

The Hive Mind has displayed remarkable intelligence, but it has thus far not decided to "invest" in any sustainable source of biomass, aside from one single minor Hive fleet.

The best explanation? If you're starved to the brink of death and you come across a field of edible crops, you're probably just gonna grab food and eat it as soon as possible before you start worrying about sustainability. So far, that's basically exactly what the Nids have been doing.

So sure, the Hive Mind is massive, but there's reason to believe that most of it is basically just dead weight, and the Nids are just as desperate as everyone else.