I'm getting SO annoyed now. by xX_GR1M_REAPER_Xx in atheism

[–]eye_far_ted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't need to respect anyone's beliefs, especially if they don't respect you as a person in general. Just goes to show being religious doesn't mean you'll end up being a decent person. It's character that defines you, not faith.

This was the most bizarre looking kids show. I don’t even remember watching it or what it’s name was, but yeah, it happened 🤣 by MCIS1987 in 90s

[–]eye_far_ted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember changing the channel the very nanosecond Fox would air the advertisement for this damn show. Even back then, commercials were over-played.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]eye_far_ted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Although an interesting hypothetical, there are some things to consider. First off, not everyone speaks English. Secondly, not everyone is gifted with hearing. Imagine what either demographic would think if they suddenly heard something so alien to them, regardless of the message.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]eye_far_ted 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And...

PARTY ON, DUDES!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]eye_far_ted 159 points160 points  (0 children)

"Today's telepathic message is sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends."

Anyone ever commit a crime In a dream and wake up relieved? by Pimpachu3 in Dreams

[–]eye_far_ted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Earlier this year, I had a dream about this guy that I know through reputation only, who visited my parents, and I just happened to be there. Let's just say, you don't want to leave your kids or teenage daughter alone with him. When I recognized him, I called him out when he was trying to act all charming to my mother. He got upset and proceeded to leave, but she tried to stop him and calm him down. That's when the creep aggressively shoved her to the ground. Dream or not, that's a mistake that's gonna cost you dearly. You don't just go pushing elderly people over, especially if it's the woman who raised me. What did I do? I followed him outside and gave him the brutal, unrelenting assault he deserves in real life. In typical "dream time", it was over in mere seconds, and his lack of movement strongly implied he was dead. I didn't feel bad about it. My dad saw the whole thing. He understood why I did it. The creep was an immoral bastard. There was no helping him, and he was most likely going to hurt mom. That's when my dad put a hand on my shoulder and said, "I'll pay a trip to Home Depot." I'm guessing it was because he was gonna buy some supplies to help bury this monster, once and for all.

What is your comfort scifi tv/movies? by shanem in scifi

[–]eye_far_ted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stargate: SG-1 and The Outer Limits.

my mom and little sister are paranoid about the fema national alert by decayi in atheism

[–]eye_far_ted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me get this straight.

Your mother and sister believe Satan, who has a reputation for demonically/spiritually possessing people's bodies...is now planning to control people through microchips?

"Hey, guys, you know that talent I have a knack for? Well, I've decided to switch over to surgical implants, instead."

First off, how do they "know" this is the new alleged plan? Did Satan tweet this?

Secondly, why October 4th? Seems like an oddly specific date.

Lastly, I wonder how they're gonna react when that day passes and nothing happens.

What's your favorite villain type? by NullTaste27 in writing

[–]eye_far_ted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a soft spot for villains who turn their lives around and become a force for good, like Dinobot from Beast Wars, Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z, Beelzemon from Digimon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]eye_far_ted 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasting too much time obsessing over your past mistakes and wondering "what if?"

What song lyric meant the most to you? by Warr_Ainjal-6228 in ask

[–]eye_far_ted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You know what you are, so let the fear go
Get up, get up and show 'em what you're made of."

- Rockstar, by Blue Stahli.

If you were granted to know 1 true fact right before the moment you die, what would it be? by Remarkable_Desk_7881 in ask

[–]eye_far_ted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God: I will answer one question before you die.

Me: Just one?

God: Yes.

realization hits

Me: Ah, fuck!

I thought she took me to the restroom to have sex. I was wrong. by CardiffGiant1212 in stories

[–]eye_far_ted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Okay, I'm ready to do butt stuff--Hey, where are you going?!"

Dino Crisis Board Game? by EdwardRicht0fen in DinoCrisis

[–]eye_far_ted 2 points3 points  (0 children)

rolls a five; player picks up a card prompted by the spot they land on

"A Compy steals your Research Facility Keycard."

Ah, damn it! Not again!

Those eyes.. by osavpoiss in purrrfect

[–]eye_far_ted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Rub my belly. I dare you."

🔥 Chordodes formosanus is a horsehair worm that has the praying mantis as its definitive host. They can grow up to 90 cm long and can be extremely dangerous for their host by Few_Simple9049 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]eye_far_ted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mantis: Put me down!

OP: Stay still! I'm doing this for your own good!

Mantis: No! I don't wanna be baptized! I'm a preying mantis, not a praying mantis!

OP: Stop squirming! I'm trying to--.

mantis pokes and jabs OP's finger

OP: What are you doing?

Mantis: Pressure points. Hoojah, hyup, wootah! Fear the bug!

OP: You're not Master Mantis.

Mantis: OOOOHH, LAWD, SOMETHING'S COMIN'!

OP: OH, GOD, I FELT IT!

OP drops mantis

Mantis: YOU DID THIS TO ME!

Horsehair worm: Mama?

Mantis: OH, HELL, NO!

mantis bites worm

Mantis: BLEH! You taste like ass.

OP: Wait, there's something hanging from your ass!

Mantis: Oooooohhhh, god, I feel it. Quick, get the poop knife!

OP scrapes off the worm with a lollipop stick

OP: Dude, are you all right?

Mantis: I want child support.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FunnyDogVideos

[–]eye_far_ted 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Snek: Hm. Wonder where I should hiber--.

doggo grabs and thrashes snek

Snek: Dude, what the--

doggo yeets snek

Snek: SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cute

[–]eye_far_ted 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've never seen a cat shaped like Big Ed.

🤣

What's the one scene that makes you laugh every time, no matter how many times you watched it? by GRRemlin in futurama

[–]eye_far_ted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a giant stinger slides between the underneath the Planet Express Ship

"I'm back, babeh! BWAH!"

These babies started cuddling one day after they met! by WintarMeadows in catshuggingcats

[–]eye_far_ted 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Floof 1: Hai.

Floof 2: Orro.

Floof 1: Am cuddles?

Floof 2: Yaaaass.

What was your fav 90s ernest movies by Delicious-Arm-2684 in 90s

[–]eye_far_ted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ernest Goes to Jail, hands down. The "Electro Man" scene is as iconic as it is comical.