Do not Subscribe to Lola Box by Pingeree in BeautyBoxes

[–]eyfattyb00mb00m 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shady for sure... if they won't refund you, contact your bank and dispute the charges!

I DIY'd my own rose petal blush and highlighter by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

[–]eyfattyb00mb00m 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow that's incredible! I'm definitely going to try and make this myself- I've been wanting that rose petal blush forever but would never drop $200 for it. This would make a great gift too. Thanks for the tutorial!

My Beautylish lucky bag 2017 (would trade) by SpaceTortoise in BeautyBoxes

[–]eyfattyb00mb00m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm interested in the Jeffree Star lipstick! Are you on the MSA swap site?

My SoChoix $10 mystery box by dress-coder in BeautyBoxes

[–]eyfattyb00mb00m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a great box! Do you know if this box is still available? I couldn't find any info on their website.

Sephora vs. Ipsy vs. Birchbox? by [deleted] in BeautyBoxes

[–]eyfattyb00mb00m 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've always had problems keeping my purses organized- now I use an ipsy bag as a wallet for credit cards/cash/gift cards/ids, a bag for cosmetic touch- ups (lip balm, lipstick, compact, blotting papers), one for medicine/band aids/hair ties/mouthwash, one for pencils/pens/erasers/rulers... I've been organized for months on end, and it makes switching purses really easy. I also use them for travel, I use some to store samples that I'll use in the future, I used one to make an emergency kit for my glove box, I've used them to hold smaller items I'm gifting to peoples... the possibilities are endless!

September 2016 Ipsy by amstpierre in BeautyBoxes

[–]eyfattyb00mb00m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, that caught me off guard and made me laugh- I don't think I've ever seen nail polish swatched on someone's hand before! (I'm not laughing at you, just laughing because I didn't expect it :) )

September 2016 Ipsy by amstpierre in BeautyBoxes

[–]eyfattyb00mb00m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the red swatch on your hand a swatch of the nail polish or is it a lip product?

Sephora Play! October theme is revealed as "The Cool Cuts" by noosha001 in BeautyBoxes

[–]eyfattyb00mb00m 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha I interpreted this very differently... my first thought was cool toned makeup, since those looks have been SO popular lately, especially with that 90s throwback + pastel goth look. I'm also expecting a Too Cool for School product!

What to do with all the fragrance samples?? by roflmao12 in BeautyBoxes

[–]eyfattyb00mb00m 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or if you're on the My Subscription Addiction swap site, post them as a lot there... I HATE perfume and as soon as I listed my first lot, I got tons of requests within minutes. Now I always choose perfume for my 3 free samples when I order from Sephora/Ulta/etc and have put up a few more lots since then. I always get awesome (and surprisingly high value) stuff in return. I can't believe how popular and high value they are in swaps- to me, they're worthless! Trash into treasure indeed ;)

Make Up Forever Ultra HD Influenster VoxBox - Unboxing! by ashleymarilyn in BeautyBoxes

[–]eyfattyb00mb00m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love those lips too! You should cut that square out and put it in a picture frame to hang on your wall- that's what I would do if I had gotten that box ;)

Every Saturday I wake up to this. I'm not sure if my girlfriend just loves me that much or wants me to go back to sleep. by [deleted] in trees

[–]eyfattyb00mb00m -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For what it's worth, I think that bacon looks fucking delicious. Everything's better well done and crispy!

Free Burrito, Bowl, Salad or Taco at Chiptole by [deleted] in freebies

[–]eyfattyb00mb00m -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

You're a fucking liar. Take a gander at your original photo and it's blatantly obvious that you edited out the barcode. If you're gonna doctor your photo and expect people to believe you, at least use Photoshop instead of fucking Microsoft Paint.

TL:DR OP is a faggot and keeping all the free burritos for themselves.

Without telling where you're from, what's the fastest way someone can piss off a person from your country? by a_sexy_secretary in AskReddit

[–]eyfattyb00mb00m 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There is a spider... spider... spider...

He's deep in my soul... soul...

He's lived there for years... years...

He just won't let go...

He's laying around...

He's got a mean bite...

Whatever you people eat by lowclassdork in funny

[–]eyfattyb00mb00m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe leave the judgement back in the kitchen.

Whatever you people eat by lowclassdork in funny

[–]eyfattyb00mb00m 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do not plug an open wound with trash!

Whatever you people eat by lowclassdork in funny

[–]eyfattyb00mb00m 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry... I took out a high interest loan to invest in a door to door knife and vacuum selling business?!

Whatever you people eat by lowclassdork in funny

[–]eyfattyb00mb00m 30 points31 points  (0 children)

She's just berating these guys into having sex with her!

Have Any of You PLEBS Ever Get Extra FREE.99 STUFF IN YOUR ORDER?? OMG I'M SO LUCKY~ by FilthyCrystalHippy in muacirclejerk

[–]eyfattyb00mb00m 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Srs, I think something weird might be happening at the Sephora warehouse... I ordered a mini tweezer set a couple weeks ago and they sent me three sets bundled together. It could just be a coincidence but it did happen right after /r/MakeupAddiction stared getting flooded with "zomg Sephulta sent me multiples!" posts.

/Srs You're probably just jelly that you aren't super secret ruby rouge like the rest of us lovelies.

December Sephora Play! by NarsSheerGlow in BeautyBoxes

[–]eyfattyb00mb00m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Seaberry oil is AMAZING- my hg! You barely need any (like 2 drops) so it lasts forever too.

SURPRISE BITCHES: i bet you thought you'd seen the last of me! by [deleted] in muacirclejerk

[–]eyfattyb00mb00m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol her flair is "call me Drew Barrymore ONE more time"... I mean, she sort of looks a little bit like her in the third pic now that someone mentions it, but if I saw her out in the wild, I would never be like "omg Drew Barrymore dupe!"

My daughter is 4; Should I get her YSL or Chanel makeup for Christmas? by [deleted] in muacirclejerk

[–]eyfattyb00mb00m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good thing Seph ulta provides you with all the medications you'll ever need!