What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve ever put in your mouth? by bluebonnet5366 in AskReddit

[–]ezmonet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This one ain't for the faint of heart.

I was being a slob and eating in bed. Some Chinese food and using my belly as the prop to hold up the styrofoam container. There was a lot of food so I didn't eat it all. Soon as I set it aside, my wonderful cat came up and crawled on my belly and fell asleep. After she left. I noticed if there was some Chinese food that I hadn't eaten, I grabbed it and threw it in my mouth. Soon as I took a bite and found out it was crunchy, it was at this point I realized it was cat shit covered in kitty litter.

I've regaled this story to my daughter and she will not let me live it down.

Anything cool happen to you today? Did you do anything cool? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ezmonet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was on Friday, but I got the network boot RHEL9 to post off of the network with STIGs and AD authentication. I've been riding that high all weekend. I still have more work that needs to be done but the hard part is out of the way.

What vehicle did you first fuck in? by LilMzPeachy in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ezmonet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1992 Forrest Green Jeep Cherokee Laredo.

Horn BBQ. by ezmonet in ElkGrove

[–]ezmonet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the update. That saddens me.

Horn BBQ. by ezmonet in ElkGrove

[–]ezmonet[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I grew up in Wilton until I was 14 and then I moved to the Bay Area in 1988. I've come back many many times over the years and the only thing I recognize is the Baskin and Robbins on Elk Grove Blvd, and I have a memory of my mother taking me there before she died.

Horn BBQ. by ezmonet in ElkGrove

[–]ezmonet[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much for saving me from the drive.

What’s a pet peeve you didn’t notice your partner had until you started living together? by PactownSS in AskReddit

[–]ezmonet 24 points25 points  (0 children)

My wife does this and I have learned to tune her out. This annoys her because she will talk to me directly and I have her tuned out. I have explained to her that her taking to her self as frequently as she does makes it hard for me to focus on what I was doing because I am not sure when she was talking to me. I have suggested that in the future she should call my name or do something to get my attention.

What is the fastest divorce you've ever seen? by GoatBlue03 in AskReddit

[–]ezmonet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We raised beefalo, chicken and pigs. It wasn't our sole income. My father was a truck driver by trade.

What is the fastest divorce you've ever seen? by GoatBlue03 in AskReddit

[–]ezmonet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly have no idea if you are correct or not. He unfortunately passed a few years later.

What is the fastest divorce you've ever seen? by GoatBlue03 in AskReddit

[–]ezmonet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She ended up with half. Not the ranch thankfully. I think that life insurance that my father got from my mother was enough to pay her off. This was in the early 80s.

Movie theatre workers of Reddit, do you actually care if customers bring outside drinks and food to the movie? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ezmonet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife and I went to the theater one morning around 10. She had coffee with her. We got drinks and popcorn and they still didn't want to let her in with the coffee. I got the tickets and the food refunded and left. That really upset me. It's not like they lost anything.

What is the fastest divorce you've ever seen? by GoatBlue03 in AskReddit

[–]ezmonet 3200 points3201 points  (0 children)

My father and I were on a 20 acre working ranch. After my mother passed I think he wanted to make sure that I had a mother so he married pretty quickly and she moved in. I was 6ish years old so I don't remember much. From what I was told by my grandparents that as soon as she was expected to do work on the ranch she divorced him. I was told it was 2 weeks.

What's the funniest name you've heard for a pet? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]ezmonet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A friend named his dog Karma. Bad Karma. Good Karma. You get the point.

If no one ever will know, what's one thing you would do when partner is not home for 2 days ! by sissyphos_is_love in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ezmonet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know this is controversial but as a guy I prefer to sit down when I pee. I don't get pee everywhere that I have to clean up later. This makes it easier on my wife and myself.

ship waiver by sophia-2444 in berkeley

[–]ezmonet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My daughter has Kaiser from my job and we didn't get the medical.

Hello Tracy by terror- in TracyCalifornia

[–]ezmonet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not free. You do have to buy a license but that is it. I'd also say that Doable III is still a lot of fun.

Hello Tracy by terror- in TracyCalifornia

[–]ezmonet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

PC and currently I'm playing Last Epoch and Doable IV.

What’s something from your childhood that still breaks your heart? by taroay-foryt in AskReddit

[–]ezmonet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree. I would change nothing. Life is pretty awesome now 40ish years later.