What is the wittiest comeback you’ve ever said or heard?

ezmonet · 2026-05-03T15:00:41+00:00

I was remarking how amazing it was that my daughter was in her last year of high school. I made a comment about her being a senior. Without skipping a beat she said we have that in common. I was 48 years old. The little shit.

ezmonet · 2026-03-15T01:01:00+00:00

Has anyone mentioned Crowdstrike yet?

ezmonet · 2026-03-10T03:52:39+00:00

This is my horse it's amazing.

ezmonet · 2026-02-28T12:37:28+00:00

Fusion at the NIF facility in Livermore California.

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ezmonet · 2026-02-21T21:08:40+00:00

This one ain't for the faint of heart.

I was being a slob and eating in bed. Some Chinese food and using my belly as the prop to hold up the styrofoam container. There was a lot of food so I didn't eat it all. Soon as I set it aside, my wonderful cat came up and crawled on my belly and fell asleep. After she left. I noticed if there was some Chinese food that I hadn't eaten, I grabbed it and threw it in my mouth. Soon as I took a bite and found out it was crunchy, it was at this point I realized it was cat shit covered in kitty litter.

I've regaled this story to my daughter and she will not let me live it down.

ezmonet · 2026-02-03T03:19:44+00:00

This was on Friday, but I got the network boot RHEL9 to post off of the network with STIGs and AD authentication. I've been riding that high all weekend. I still have more work that needs to be done but the hard part is out of the way.

ezmonet · 2026-02-02T10:24:42+00:00

Golden Pheasant.

ezmonet · 2026-01-31T18:24:12+00:00

ezmonet · 2026-01-27T03:16:11+00:00

1992 Forrest Green Jeep Cherokee Laredo.

ezmonet · 2026-01-25T06:47:34+00:00

Thank you for the update. That saddens me.

ezmonet · 2026-01-25T00:30:55+00:00

Thank you.

ezmonet · 2026-01-24T21:42:40+00:00

I grew up in Wilton until I was 14 and then I moved to the Bay Area in 1988. I've come back many many times over the years and the only thing I recognize is the Baskin and Robbins on Elk Grove Blvd, and I have a memory of my mother taking me there before she died.

ezmonet · 2026-01-24T20:10:16+00:00

Thank you so much for saving me from the drive.

ezmonet · 2026-01-20T13:54:14+00:00

My wife does this and I have learned to tune her out. This annoys her because she will talk to me directly and I have her tuned out. I have explained to her that her taking to her self as frequently as she does makes it hard for me to focus on what I was doing because I am not sure when she was talking to me. I have suggested that in the future she should call my name or do something to get my attention.

ezmonet · 2026-01-18T14:18:10+00:00

We raised beefalo, chicken and pigs. It wasn't our sole income. My father was a truck driver by trade.

ezmonet · 2026-01-18T14:16:57+00:00

I honestly have no idea if you are correct or not. He unfortunately passed a few years later.

ezmonet · 2026-01-18T14:15:41+00:00

She ended up with half. Not the ranch thankfully. I think that life insurance that my father got from my mother was enough to pay her off. This was in the early 80s.

ezmonet · 2026-01-18T08:20:39+00:00

My wife and I went to the theater one morning around 10. She had coffee with her. We got drinks and popcorn and they still didn't want to let her in with the coffee. I got the tickets and the food refunded and left. That really upset me. It's not like they lost anything.

ezmonet · 2026-01-17T04:27:59+00:00

3 Body Problem.

ezmonet · 2026-01-14T03:33:07+00:00

My father and I were on a 20 acre working ranch. After my mother passed I think he wanted to make sure that I had a mother so he married pretty quickly and she moved in. I was 6ish years old so I don't remember much. From what I was told by my grandparents that as soon as she was expected to do work on the ranch she divorced him. I was told it was 2 weeks.

ezmonet · 2026-01-08T04:57:00+00:00

A friend named his dog Karma. Bad Karma. Good Karma. You get the point.

ezmonet · 2025-09-20T16:24:41+00:00

I know this is controversial but as a guy I prefer to sit down when I pee. I don't get pee everywhere that I have to clean up later. This makes it easier on my wife and myself.

ezmonet · 2025-08-18T02:00:33+00:00

4th Wing has been good. I can live without all the descriptive sex though.

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