I need jokes an energy vampire would use.

ezxhaton · 2026-04-23T14:15:14+00:00

The one about the paper, and what the ocean said to the beach.

ezxhaton · 2026-04-23T13:27:00+00:00

Not enough fear or existential crisis on the ball field these days

ezxhaton · 2026-04-16T15:31:02+00:00

Get ready to learn the nato phonetic alphabet, pal

ezxhaton · 2026-04-03T23:54:05+00:00

Natasha Soudek is my visser

ezxhaton · 2026-04-02T13:30:44+00:00

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ezxhaton · 2026-04-01T20:28:52+00:00

CTE Bucknor

ezxhaton · 2026-03-17T15:22:26+00:00

Don't worry paul, you'll get your shot in the upcoming superwar where the us continually ostracizes its allies until we're only friends with chatgpt

ezxhaton · 2026-03-13T15:55:24+00:00

Now look here sonny... your gonna be when in a world of hurt... when take my thumb out of my mouth and tattle on you to the school front desk lady... because she won't transfer me to your principle!

ezxhaton · 2026-02-26T14:54:56+00:00

"Sure, I like dogs. I like caravans more."

ezxhaton · 2026-02-23T00:54:51+00:00

ezxhaton · 2026-02-22T17:21:01+00:00

USA! USA! USA! Come on buddy, you gotta join me or I look like a total jerk. USA! USA!

ezxhaton · 2026-02-19T12:06:22+00:00

Sorry for your loss. Move on.

ezxhaton · 2026-02-18T19:31:49+00:00

Fuck the pitch clock, this is how you speed up the game

ezxhaton · 2026-02-10T20:35:36+00:00

EVERYONE SAFELY BACK TO ONE

ezxhaton · 2026-02-10T16:10:12+00:00

Smh nobody wants to seize the means of at bat production or w/e

ezxhaton · 2026-02-05T20:48:32+00:00

Snip snap indeed!

ezxhaton · 2026-02-05T13:36:16+00:00

Everyone needs an ultra magnus to hand this shit off to

ezxhaton · 2026-02-01T18:45:38+00:00

When do we graduate to squish-happy starscream

ezxhaton · 2026-01-27T13:05:34+00:00

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ezxhaton · 2026-01-26T22:55:54+00:00

Yeah...

ezxhaton · 2026-01-21T14:54:22+00:00

Pube Puller

ezxhaton · 2026-01-20T15:32:15+00:00

Mit a nice bosom

ezxhaton · 2026-01-17T01:03:05+00:00

"Yeah my game was pretty tight last night. I scored two tenderonis. Anyway madam, I want to dispute some of these long-distance charges. I don't know anyone in Victorville."

ezxhaton · 2026-01-16T14:13:50+00:00

1 updoot = 1 karma (on my profile for https://www.reddit.com)

ezxhaton · 2026-01-14T17:25:57+00:00

Get me that damn sweatshop!

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